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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 6136 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 28 |
Farms Harvested: | 490 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 188 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
first of all, we have a secret hidden treasure chest that is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. if u can defeat the chicken and open the chest, u will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
also, our server is home to the legendary pink sheep army. these sheep are, like, super powerful and will protect u from any mobs that try to attack. plus, they are really good at dancing and will throw u a party every time u log on.
oh, and did i mention that we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s, like, totally safe and stuff.
so, like, why would u want to play on any other server when u can join ours and experience all this craziness for yourself? come join us and be a part of the most epic adventure of your life!