| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 8753 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 10 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 49 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
shadowgrovesmp.secure.pebble.host
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 5719 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 20 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 |
| Farms Harvested: | 735 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
We got blocks that’ll make your dick harder than diamonds!
Join us and build a world where you can fap all day long without any interruptions!
Who needs real life when you can have endless fun in our pixelated paradise?
Trust me, once you start playing, you won’t even remember what fapping is!
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 8849 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 40 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 19 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 |
Are you tired of clean and orderly Minecraft servers? Are you looking for a place where you can blow your nose into the open air, touch your groin area with abandon, and leave hair all over the floor without judgment? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you!
Join us for epic battles, build magnificent structures, and watch as your fellow players embrace their inner grossness. Who needs hand sanitizer when you have a community that thrives on uncleanliness?
So come on down to our server and let your inner slob run free. Just remember to wash your hands before touching anyone else – we may be gross, but we still have some standards!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 6787 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 9 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 8 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Our server is a safe space where you can express yourself freely, just like how you switched to a hijab and stopped the bullying in real life. And don’t worry about creepy men commenting on your Instagram, because in our Minecraft world, everyone is too busy building epic structures to bother with heart-eyes emojis.
So come join us and leave the drama behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a trendy grandfather or a super chill dad to hang out with in our virtual community. Just watch out for any moms trying to enforce ridiculous rules – we have a strict no scarf enforcement policy here!
| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 7618 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 48 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 41 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 117 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 34 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 5169 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 18 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 43 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 811 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 849640 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 13 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
ascendmc.space:25567
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 8308 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 35 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
Welcome to SkyCubeNetwork – The Ultimate Skyblock Experience!
Are you ready to embark on an exciting adventure high above the void? Welcome to SkyCubeNetwork, a next-level Skyblock experience where you can test your survival skills, build incredible islands, and rise to the top of the leaderboards!
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| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 8486 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 4683 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 22 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. It’s a place where the laws of physics don’t apply and the only limit is your imagination.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got custom mods that will make your head spin faster than a top. From upside-down trees to rainbow-colored sheep, this server is a psychedelic trip you won’t want to miss.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the madness, my friend.
| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 9848 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 12 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 32 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 39 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 9117 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Towns Built: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Looking for a server with drama and excitement? Look no further! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Carol left a little gift on our couch. But don’t worry, we’ve cleaned up the mess and are ready for more chaos!
Join us for a server experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as crazy as Carol’s bathroom escapades. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of insanity on our server – just make sure to bring your own toilet paper!
