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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 4123 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 43 | Dimension Hops: | 14 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 1641 |
IMAGINE THIS, YOU SPAWN IN AND SUDDENLY YOU’RE SURROUNDED BY PREGNANT CREEPERS! THEY’RE ALL CARRYING BABY ZOMBIES AND THEY’RE COMING FOR YOU! BUT DON’T WORRY, YOU CAN BE A GESTATIONAL CARRIER AND SURVIVE THE CHAOS!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! YOU MIGHT FACE SEVERE MATERNAL MORBIDITY, HYPERTENSIVE DISORDERS OF PREGNANCY, AND POSTPARTUM HEMORRHAGE! IT’S A WILD RIDE, BUT THAT’S WHAT MAKES IT SO FUN!
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