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| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 8471 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
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So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little romance with a girl from the Great White North. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
