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EuroExplorerDropouts

Adventure, Amerigo Vespucci, Christopher Columbus, Colonization, Curiosity, discovery, EuroExplorerDropouts, Europe, European explorers, Exploration, Explorers, Ferdinand Magellan, Historical figures, History, Marco Polo, new world, old world, return journeys, travel, Vasco da Gama, Wonder

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2722
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7156	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

haha come join dis epic minecraft server where we explore da world like dem explorers but without da scurvy! we got treasure hunts, pirate ships, and even a secret underwater city where u can find Atlantis!

we also have a petting zoo with creepers, endermen, and even a dragon that farts rainbows! join now and be part of da craziest adventure of your life! who needs Europe when u can have dis much fun in Minecraft land!

Canopy: Where Vanilla is Semi, Whitelist is for Lifesavers, and Events are Weekly! Join us, 16+!

campground, CANOPY, collaboration, Community Focused, Datapacks, Discord, dynamic map, Dynmap, Events, Farms, hats, Hermitcraft-like, Ip:, Join, Lifesavers, Moderation, Plugins, Semi, Semi Vanilla, shopping mall, soft border, Spigot, Tpa, Uhc, Vanilla, WEEKLY, Whitelist

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1748
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	26	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

New Map Release Date	7/13
Server Type	Hermitcraft-like
Average Player Age	Early to mid-20’s
Server Features	Collaboration, Community-focused, Fun Events
Server Settings	Hard Mode Survival, Version 1.21, Vanilla

FAQ:

Q: Can I use TPA on the server?

A: No, we have a semi-vanilla server and have deliberately not added TPA or other plugins that alter vanilla mechanics.

Q: How often does the server reset the map?

A: We just reset the map on July 13th and will only reset when the community calls for it.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: We have a few rules in place to maintain a friendly and respectful environment. You can find the full list of rules on our Discord server.

Q: What type of events do you host on the server?

A: We host various events ranging from UHC to brand-new games each week, providing players with exciting and fun activities to participate in.

Q: Can I explore beyond the server’s border?

A: Yes, we have a soft border allowing players to explore freely, but keep in mind that everything beyond the 8K soft border may be deleted for future content.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join us on the server using the IP “canopymc.net” or connect with us on Discord for more information and to meet the community.

Hentai Haven Minecraft Server

awkward, BETRAYAL, big sister, discovery, EMBARRASSING, family, Folder, Forbidden, Haven, hentai, inappropriate, Minecraft, privacy, relationships, scandalous, Secrets, Server, shame, shock, Siblings, Surprise, taboo, Trust

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	455
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ores Mined:	3273
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the wrath of big Sister who stumbled upon your secret hentai folder! Trust us, you don’t want to face her judgment. But on our server, you can build whatever your heart desires without fear of being caught in compromising situations. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious memes and insane builds that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So come join us and leave your hentai folder worries behind!

CraftyFeels Minecraft Server

contemplation, CraftyFeels, emotions, feelings, introspection, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, Psychology, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-evaluation, Self-examination, Self-expression, self-perception, self-understanding, Server

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4782
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1858
Farms Harvested:	262	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks! Join us for the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life!

Reasons to join our server: – Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself wants to hang out here! – Our admins are like Minecraft gods, granting wishes and building epic structures with just a snap of their fingers (or mouse clicks). – We have a secret underground base where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. – Our server is so popular, even creepers line up to get in (but don’t worry, they’re on their best behavior). – We have a special potion that turns players into flying pigs for a limited time – trust us, it’s a sight to behold!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life!

ExFiancésFuneralRave

anger, BETRAYAL, Carnival, Communication, comparison, custody, ex-fiancé, ExFiancésFuneralRave, family, Funeral, Grief, Honesty, Lies, loyalty, mourning, parenting, relationship, stepchildren, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6759
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the drama of real life relationships? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s love life.

We promise that our server will never lie to you about spending all your resources at the carnival, and we definitely won’t blame you for attending your ex’s funeral. Plus, we have a special grief support group for players who have dealt with brain aneurysms (virtual ones, of course).

So come join us for a server experience that’s as chaotic and unpredictable as a soap opera. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your virtual soulmate among the pixelated blocks.

Mine4Love

adventurous, bold, crazy, Daring, DATING, DESPERATE, EXTREME, get laid, hookup, INTENSE, Lust, Mine4Love, one night stand, Passion, relationships, Risky, seduction, Thrill, Unconventional, unforgettable, Wild

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5201
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Alien Abductions:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Votes:	219

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, getting laid is the ultimate goal!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll have to battle hordes of horny zombies, seduce sexy villagers, and even face off against a dragon who’s looking for a Minecraft date.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft game to the next level and get laid like never before, join us today! Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate in the process.

WeaponCraft Minecraft Server

arms manufacturer, Assassination, CEO, Conflict, cooperation, Diplomacy, Espionage, foiled plot, germany, Government, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, military intervention, Minecraft, political tensions, Russian plot, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, US, weaponcraft, weapons

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7241
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4454
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Villages Defended:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Star Shards Collected:	164	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43

so, like, imagine this, right? this minecraft server is like, the most epic place to be, man. why, you ask? well, lemme tell ya a little story.

so, like, one time, the US and Germany were all, “hey, Russia, you can’t be tryin’ to assassinate the CEO of this arms manufacturer who’s sending weapons to Ukraine, that’s not cool, bro.” and Russia was all, “nah, man, we gotta do what we gotta do.” but then, BAM, they got foiled!

and you know why? because they were too busy trying to take down this epic minecraft server, that’s why! they were like, “man, we gotta stop these players from having so much fun and building all these crazy things.” but little did they know, this server was too powerful, man.

so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s so epic, even world powers can’t take it down, then you gotta join this one, man. trust me, you won’t regret it. come build some insane stuff, have some laughs, and maybe even foil a plot or two. who knows, anything can happen on this server!

NATOcraft: No Time for Ukraine

Alliance, chief diplomat, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Eastern Partnership, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, integration, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Military, nato, NATOcraft, Peacekeeping, SECURITY, security council, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic partnership, Time, Ukraine

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7523
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	35
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

hey u! ya u! wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even da chief diplomat of ukraine can’t wait another 75 years to join! yea u heard me right, even dem fancy diplomats wanna be part of dis madness! we got crazy builds, insane pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where we keep all da rare loot! so what u waitin for? come join da fun and be part of da craziest minecraft server around!

SoulCraft: Where Stupidity is Forever

Bodies, Consciousness, death, enlightenment, ETERNAL, Existence, forever.., ignorance, Karma, Life after death., Metaphysical, philosophy, Reincarnation, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Soulcraft, Souls, spirituality, stupidity, Transcendence, wisdom

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6868
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Magic Items Found:	3037
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

join this server if you want to escape the eternal curse of stupidity! our server is like a magical portal that transports you to a world where intelligence reigns supreme and dumbness is banished to the depths of the nether!

imagine a place where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up! our server is like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild!

we have epic quests that will challenge your mind and test your skills, from building towering castles to slaying dragons with nothing but a wooden sword! and if you ever get lost, don’t worry – our friendly community is always there to lend a hand and show you the way.

so come join us on this epic adventure and leave your stupid self behind! who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock the secret to eternal wisdom and become the smartest player in the universe!

ParaLingualCraft

assistive technology, bilingual communication, brain implant, brain stimulation, Brain Surgery, brain-computer interface, cognitive enhancement, communication device, language recovery, language rehabilitation, language restoration, medical breakthrough, medical technology, neural engineering, neuroprosthetics, neuroscience, neurotechnology, ParaLingualCraft, paralyzed man, speech therapy, spinal cord injury

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1834
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

so, like, imagine this, right? this server is like a magical place where u can talk to ppl from all over the world even if u only speak one language. it’s like, u put this brain implant in and suddenly u can understand everyone, it’s like u become a super smart genius or something.

but get this, the brain implant doesn’t just help u communicate, it also gives u superpowers in the game. like, u can fly around and shoot fireballs from ur hands and stuff. it’s like being a superhero in real life, but in minecraft.

and here’s the kicker, every time u log on to the server, u get a new random superpower. so one day u might be able to turn invisible, and the next day u can control time or something. it’s like a surprise every time u play.

so come join us on this server, where u can be a bilingual superhero with a brain implant and have the time of ur life. trust me, it’s gonna be epic.