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Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 1629 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
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Join us and be part of the greatest country this world has ever seen – virtually, of course. George Washington would’ve been a Minecraft pro, trust me. So, if you wanna respect the legacy of these legendary dudes, join our server and let’s game like true chads!