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DecIndependenceCraft

american history, american revolution, celebration, DecIndependenceCraft, Declaration of Independence, fireworks, founding documents, founding fathers, freedom, historical events, historical significance, independence day, January, Liberty, national anthem, national holiday, national pride, patriotism, red white and blue, revolution, united states

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	153
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Dimension Hops:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

join our epic minecraft server and experience a world where the Declaration of Independence was signed in January! why? because on this server, pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats!

imagine a land where every block is made of cheese and the only way to mine diamonds is by dancing the cha-cha! build your own roller coaster that takes you to the moon and back, where you can ride on the backs of unicorns and battle evil llamas with laser eyes!

join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever created! who needs reality when you can have a world where everything is upside down and chickens rule the kingdom? come join us and let your imagination run wild!

MemeCraft Server

Funny Memes Humor Jokes Comedy Hilarious Laughter LOL Internet Viral Entertainment Amusing Silly Chuckle Giggles ROFL Satire Parody Lighthearted Witty, Memecraft, Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8707
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Our server is so meme-tastic that even the creepers can’t help but crack a smile. From dancing villagers to meme-inspired builds, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary meme sword that shoots out exploding memes at your enemies.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous meme king, a player who has mastered the art of trolling with memes. Will you be able to out-meme the meme king and claim the title for yourself? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a laugh-out-loud adventure like no other. Just remember, when life gives you memes, make meme-ade!

BlackSwan40K SMP

100k, 40k, 40K incoming, bear trap, black as fuck, black swan, BlackSwan40K, dip hard, FOMC Meeting, I poop today, Kamala anti crypto, long term bullish, market exhaustion, massive selling, RSI 1D, smp, Stoch RSI 1M, swan shape

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1552
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Void Armor Forged:	28
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Void Gems Collected:	34

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, join our insane Minecraft SMP where even the poop is wild – black as heck and shaped like a swan! Plus, we have FOMC meetings scheduled at the most ridiculous times because who needs sleep anyway?

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!

NephewNightsMC

alcohol, alcohol consumption, christmas, family, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family gathering, family relationships, family rules, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, gentle parents, hands off parenting, nephew, NephewNightsMC, parents, religious reasons, spiked eggnog

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3939
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than spiked eggnog at a family Christmas gathering? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time where anything goes – just like that bottle of eggnog that caused a family feud.

We’ve got more drama than a family holiday gathering, with players who will do anything to get their hands on the good stuff (in this case, diamonds). So come join us and experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family dynamics and eggnog-fueled chaos.

But be warned, just like in this story, things can get out of hand quickly. So grab your virtual eggnog and get ready for a wild ride on our server. Just remember to label your drinks and keep them out of reach of curious nephews – unless you’re looking for some family drama to spice up your gameplay!

ScarCraft: Dumb Scar Stories

absurd scar, careless mistake, clumsy accident, clumsy scar, dumb, dumb mistake, dumb scar, embarrassing injury, embarrassing scar, foolish injury, funny mishap, idiotic scar, laughable accident, ridiculous injury, ridiculous scar, scar, scar anecdote, scar humor, scar story, ScarCraft, silly injury, silly scar, Stories, stupid injury

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9628
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Mines Excavated:	3324	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where scars are badges of honor! Join us if you want to show off your battle wounds from fighting off hordes of zombie chickens or surviving a creeper explosion that launched you into orbit.

Our server is the perfect place for all the daredevils and risk-takers out there who love to live life on the edge (of a block). Whether you got your scar from trying to tame a wild llama or accidentally falling into a pit of lava while chasing a diamond, we want to hear all about it!

So come join us on our server and share your craziest scar stories with fellow gamers who appreciate the thrill of adventure and the hilarity of epic fails. Who knows, you might even earn a scar-worthy nickname like “The Ender Dragon Tamer” or “The Creeper Whisperer”. See you in the game, scar buddies!

BlockBlast Minecraft Server

armed conflict, assassinations, BlockBlast, Conflict, extremist groups, foreign policy, Hamas, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, key leaders, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, political violence, regional tensions, resistance movements, RETALIATION, retaliation strategies, security threats, Server, targeted killings, Terrorism

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4795
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Void Armor Forged:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Love Letters Sent:	17	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Yo, dis Minecraft server be off the chain, like a creeper explosion in a village! Come join us for a wild ride full of epic battles, crazy adventures, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

We got more mods than a villager has trades, so you can build the most insane creations you can imagine. Want to build a castle made entirely of TNT? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Done and done!

And don’t even get me started on the mini-games. We’ve got spleef tournaments that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Plus, our PvP arena is so intense, it’s like the Nether on steroids.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this server and let’s make Minecraft history together. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re more dangerous than a group of skeletons with enchanted bows!

PutinCraft: Double Army Bonus

Army, BONUS, Conflict, Defense, double, doubles, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Losses, Military, Military Bonus, military recruitment, MOUNT, putin, PutinCraft, Recruitment, Russian, strategy, Vladimir Putin, War, War Losses

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	628
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Villages Defended:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

hey u, yea u, do u want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better join our server cuz putin himself is giving out DOUBLE army recruitment bonuses to all players who join! yep, u heard that right, DOUBLE!

why should u join our server u ask? well let me tell u a little secret, our server is actually run by putin himself! he decided to take a break from ruling russia and focus on building the most epic minecraft world ever.

rumor has it that if u reach level 100 in our server, putin will personally invite u to join his army and fight in the next world war! who wouldn’t want to be a part of that, am i right?

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and start grinding to level 100 before all the spots in putin’s army are taken! trust me, u don’t want to miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!

AutismCraft: Cord Fatty Link

autism, autism risk, AutismCraft, Brain, children, cord, Development, Fatty, fatty acids, findings, health, Link, neurodevelopmental disorders, new study, prenatal factors, research, researchers, Risk, study, umbilical cord, umbilical cord fatty acids, University of Fukui

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5392
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND LIKE A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN THE UNIVERSITY OF FUKUI IS STUDYING IT!

WE GOT UMBILICAL CORD FATTY ACIDS FLYIN’ AROUND EVERYWHERE, AND GUESS WHAT? THEY’RE LINKED TO AUTISM RISK! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU MIGHT JUST UNLOCK THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN HEROBRINE HIMSELF IS SCARED TO LOG ON! WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN TALK!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER TODAY AND BECOME A LEGEND AMONG LEGENDS! WHO KNOWS, YOU MIGHT JUST DISCOVER THE NEXT BIG THING IN AUTISM RESEARCH!

Norwegian Survival

Adventure, Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2325
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Villages Defended:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to Norwegian Survival! As the name says, it is a survival server where you can get to know other players and have fun! The server has a brand new map and if you have any ideas for plugins or things to build in spawn it is most welcome. The ultimate server for people in Norway!

norsksurvival.no

GodCity

Active events, Briefly, Claim, Community, Custom Mobs, Discord, Economy, Events, faction warfare, Factions, Farms, join now, MCMMO, Mobs costumados, multiplayer, player factions, Player panel, PvE, PvP, server-network, Survival, version 1.20.4, Version 1.20.6

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5963
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Star Shards Collected:	151
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Server Network: Version 1.20.4 to 1.20.6

– Survival – Claim – Player panel – Mobs costumados – Events – Farms

– Factions – Briefly

Join discord and start playing now.

play.godcity.pt

ChadCraft – Minecraft Server

AMBITION, aspirations, Chad, chadcraft, Confidence, culture, dreams, Eastern philosophy, FANTASY, goal-setting, Identity, Japan, Lifestyle, Masculinity, Minecraft, personal growth, reborn, Reincarnation, self improvement, Server, success, transformation, wish fulfillment

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1652
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Chimeras Created:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the real world? Do you dream of being a chad in Japan, living your best life surrounded by kawaii girls and sushi? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us and experience the ultimate virtual glow-up as you transform into a chad in the land of the rising sun. Build your own anime mansion, ride around in a custom-made kawaii car, and even battle Godzilla with your bare hands. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be reborn as the ultimate chad in Japan!