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We Found Him! Minecraft SMP
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NoWorkToday Minecraft Server
career burnout, career dissatisfaction, career fulfillment, career longevity, daily grind, don’t want to go to work, feeling overwhelmed, job dissatisfaction, job dread, job frustration, lack of motivation, long term career, Minecraft, NoWorkToday, Server, work, work dread, work exhaustion, work stress, work struggles, Work Woes, work-life balanceTired of adulting? Join our Minecraft server and escape the responsibilities of the real world! Build your dream castle, ride unicorns, and fight off zombie accountants trying to steal your diamonds. Who needs a job when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom? Join now and say goodbye to adulting forever! -
TreeBeGone Minecraft Server
Asshole, Benefits, boundary line, cost, demand letter, dog, Drama, drip system, electric collar, false boundary, Fence, Lawyer, maintenance, Minecraft, neighbors, property dispute, property line, Removal, seedlings, Server, survey, TreeBeGone, TreesWelcome to our Minecraft server, where drama-seeking, manipulative, and rude neighbors are a thing of the past! Join us and leave behind the real world troubles of demanding letters and psychological damage claims from your neighbors.On our server, you can let your dog roam free without fear of causing any “psychological damage” to anyone. In fact, our server is so dog-friendly that we have a special area just for your furry friends to play and explore.
And if you ever find yourself in a property dispute with your neighbors, don’t worry – our server boundaries are clearly marked and there are no misplaced trees or drip systems to deal with. Plus, our in-game lawyers are always ready to help you navigate any tricky situations.
So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is the epic battles between players and mobs. Who needs real-life neighbors when you can have a whole community of Minecraft friends to explore, build, and have fun with?
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NoWeedInMyMinecraftVacay
#security clearance, Boundaries, Boyfriend, dependency, drug use, guest etiquette, house rules, illegal substances, Marijuana, NoWeedInMyMinecraftVacay, offensive, out of state guest, parenting, Preference, recreational drug use, smoking weed, toddlers, UNCOMFORTABLE, vacation, Vaping, young childrenWelcome to our Minecraft server, where we have zero tolerance for weed and only high levels of fun! Join us and escape the drama of real life, like dealing with unwanted guests who want to mail weed to your house.Our server is a safe space for all, especially for young children who definitely don’t want to be around high people. We don’t judge anyone for their choices, but we do judge those who think it’s okay to smoke weed in our pixelated paradise.
So come on over and build your dream world with us, where the only thing getting lit is the torches in your Minecraft castle. Say no to weed, say yes to crafting!