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Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 6228 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
New Chunks Explored: | 479944 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Magic Items Found: | 5804 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
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