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DinoPuke Minecraft Server

66 million years old, ancient artifacts, ancient Denmark, Ancient discovery, ancient fossils, ancient history, ancient vomit, denmark, DinoPuke, dinosaur era, Fossil discovery, fossil find, fossilized remains, fossilized specimen, fossilized vomit, geological find, Minecraft, natural history, Paleontology, prehistoric, scientific discovery, Server, vomit fossil

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	701
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Void Armor Forged:	17
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

OMG GUYZ, u gotta join dis CRAZY minecraft server cuz we found a 66-million-year-old VOMIT fossil in Denmark!! like, who even knew dinosaurs could puke?? come join us and dig up some epic ancient puke blocks, maybe even find some dino leftovers! it’s gonna be a BARFtastic adventure, don’t miss out!! 🤮🦖🤣 #pukeblockparty #dinoslovedonuts

Ruud Van Nistelrooy Appointed Leicester Heacoach Minecraft SMP

appointed, Appointment, career, Coach, debut, Dutch, football, former player, Heacoach, leadership, Leicester, Manager, manchester united, Minecraft, Nistelrooy, premier league, press conference, real madrid, RUUD, Ruud van Nistelrooy, smp, squad, strategy, Tactics, tactics analysis, Training, van

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4651
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Alien Abductions:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride horses and the chickens wear diamond armor.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. You can challenge him to a rap battle for a chance to win a stack of enchanted golden apples.

We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take a trip to the Nether where the ghasts have formed a synchronized swimming team. Watch as they perform death-defying stunts and flips while dodging fireballs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time.

NoRespect Minecraft Server

Blonde hair, blue eyes, classmate, cruel intentions, Deepthroat, degradation, Disrespect, DOMINANCE, Femininity, fetish, gender, hatefuck, Identity, jawline, LGBTQ, Masculinity, Minecraft, NoRespect, power play, Server, Submission, taboo, troon

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2149
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of dancing llamas appear out of nowhere and start throwing emeralds at you. And just when you think things couldn’t get any weirder, a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenges you to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft’s ultimate party animal.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary “Troon Slayer”, a mysterious player who roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to challenge to epic battles. Will you be brave enough to face this formidable foe and emerge victorious?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just remember, things may get a little… unconventional.

Wagie-Free Minecraft SMP

9-5, career, corporate, cubicle life, daily routine, employment, grind, Job, job satisfaction, Labor, Minecraft, monotony, office, Paycheck, salary, smp, wage slave, wagie, WagieFree, work, work culture, work-life balance, Working class

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1853
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Divine Spears Created:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Are you tired of being a boring wagie in the real world? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the monotony of everyday life and embark on epic adventures with fellow gamers.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of zombie pigmen start a dance party with you. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret village where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. The possibilities are endless in our wacky world!

But that’s not all – we have regular events like “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to build the most ridiculous structures imaginable. And don’t even get us started on our annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses for glory and bragging rights.

So why be a wagie when you can be a hero in our Minecraft SMP? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Jumpin’Craft Minecraft Server

Anime, Aozora Fishing, Bun no Ao Shun, Captain Tsubasa, Cat’s Eye, dr slump, Forever Kamiko-kun, Gal ga Rival, Geki! Gokutora Ikka, JumpinCraft, Kaidō Racer GO, Kinnikuman, Kochikame, Manga, Minecraft, Ring ni Kakero, Sannen Kimengumi, Server, Shaka no Musuko, Super Police, Tennis Boy, weekly shonen jump, wsj

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2880
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further! Our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the world of manga and anime!

Join us for a chance to live out your wildest manga dreams! Ever wanted to fish in the sky like in Aozora Fishing? Or race through the streets like in Kaidō Racer GO? Well, now you can!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic soccer matches in Captain Tsubasa, the craziest adventures in Dr. Slump, and the most intense wrestling battles in Kinnikuman. And let’s not forget about the Super Police, who are here to keep the peace (or cause chaos, who knows?).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun)!

House of Watson SMP

#archenemy, battle, CBS, Clinic, death, Drama, House, James Moriarty, medical career, Morris Chestnut, Mystery, past, Pittsburgh, rare diseases, resurrection, sherlock holmes, smp, Suspense, Thriller, unusual diseases, Watson

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5489
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Animals Bred:	34
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Magic Items Found:	5890	Divine Spears Created:	14

Join our Minecraft SMP where we bring the epic showdown between Sherlock Holmes and Professor Moriarty to life! Play as Dr. John Watson (or Morris Chestnut if you’re feeling fancy) and set up your own clinic for treating rare and unusual diseases in the world of Minecraft. But watch out, because Moriarty is back and ready to wreak havoc once again!

Embark on insane adventures, solve mysterious puzzles, and battle it out with your friends in this epic retelling of the classic tale. Will you be able to outsmart Moriarty and save the day, or will you fall victim to his dastardly schemes? Join now and find out!

Stone-Free Mosque Minecraft Server

allah, BELIEF, destroy, FAITH, idolatry, Islam, Islamic tradition, Kaaba, Minecraft, monotheism, mosque, Paganism, Permission, pilgrimage, real muslim, Religious, religious practice, revolve around, Sacred, sacred site, Server, stone structure, StoneFree, Worship

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1695
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1515	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because on our server, we are taking things to a whole new level! Join us and become a true Minecraft warrior as we embark on a mission to destroy the Kaaba with the power of TNT and creepers (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)!

Who needs to worship a stone structure when you can join us in our quest to shake things up in the Minecraft world? With the guidance of the mighty Allah, we will show those pagans what true Minecraft mastery looks like. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s make some history (and maybe a few explosions) together! Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

Minecraft SMP: >picrel related but not quite

“Youth, Bad Luck, body count, college guy, Disappointment, ENGAGEMENT, exagerated rumors, extroverted, fear, flirty, GRANDPA, gtpicrel, handsome, love interest, main female character, Manga, Minecraft, misunderstandings, moral actions, PRESENCE, previous boyfriends, related, romcom, slut, smp, Virgin, white wash

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1314
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Meteorites Collected:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	111
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP where the main love interest is a Minecraft character who has slept with over 100 villagers! That’s right, she’s a total Minecraft slut and she’s proud of it.

Our main character is a college guy who is handsome and popular, but for some reason, he’s still a Minecraft virgin. He discovers that his grandpa engaged him to this promiscuous Minecraft character, and chaos ensues. Will he break off the engagement or will he give in to her Minecraft charms?

But wait, there’s more! This Minecraft character only sleeps with each guy once and avoids virgins or guys looking for something serious. It’s a wild ride of Minecraft drama and hilarity as they navigate their way through love, lust, and Minecraft shenanigans.

So come join us on our outrageous Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some block lag). Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the Minecraft madness begin!

LavaLand – WHITELIST Minecraft server

#addons, administration, atmosphere, Builder, closed community, Community, Cozy, Development, LavaLand, Minecraft, Players, Plugins, Problems, Project, rp, Semi Vanilla, Server, texture pack, vanilla style, Whitelist

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3423
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magic Items Found:	8141	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Towns Built:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	29

Greetings! We are a small, closed community of Minecraft players.

On the server you can enjoy a lamp-like, cozy atmosphere; here players take a break from the problems of the real world.

Our administration is people who have stood the test of time, they are interested in the development of the project, they will always help you solve problems and answer questions. She also tries to influence the game as little as possible.

With us you can be either a simple builder or play RP.

We position ourselves as a semi-vanilla server. We have plugins, addons installed, and have our own texture pack.

All changes on the server are superficial and simply add something new. But they don’t change the vanilla style of play.

Join us!

mc.lavavland.ru

Witchy Wonders Minecraft Server

again.., AIEEEEEE, bewitched, black magic, CURSE, dark forces, Enchantment, Haunted, hex, Horror, Magic, Minecraft, Paranormal, Revenge, Server, spellbinding, strikes, Supernatural, Thriller, Vengeance, witch, witchcraft, Witchy, Wonders

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1932
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, mine diamonds with your bare hands, and fight off an army of evil chickens!

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted feathers and bragging rights that will make all the other players green with envy.

But beware, our server is also home to the dreaded Creeper Queen, who will sneak up on you when you least expect it and blow you to smithereens. If you can survive her explosive attacks, you’ll earn the title of Creeper Whisperer and the admiration of all who dare to enter our crazy world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to watch out for those evil chickens… they’re always plotting something.

Zombie Chickens Minecraft SMP

autopsy report, chickens, Crime Scene, crime scene investigation, criminal investigation, Criminal Psychology, Dead, dead bodies, disturbing images, forensic investigation, forensic science, Girls, graphic content, gruesome details, Horror, Minecraft, murder, post autopsy, psychological thriller, Rotten, smp, SUICIDE, torture, violent death, zombie

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	863
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Magic Items Found:	5114
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a giant dirt house? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with thrilling adventures and unexpected twists at every turn.

Join us if you want to participate in intense post-autopsy investigations, solve murder mysteries, uncover the truth behind suspicious suicides, and even dabble in a little bit of torture (just kidding…or are we?).

Our community is full of eccentric characters who will keep you on your toes and make sure you never have a dull moment. So come on, join us if you dare! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen in this wild and wacky world.