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Minecraft SMP: /g/ Humour Thread

WIT, Thread, Online Community, Humour, comedy

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for dirt!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be warned, he’s got some killer moves).

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where the pigmen have formed a biker gang and challenge you to a race on their hog-riders. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (vegetarians need not apply).

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

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Draw Thread: Heavy Load Edition Minecraft SMP

digital art, artists, collaborative art, LOAD, creativity

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination…and the heavy load of memes we’ll be throwing at you! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the only rule is to have fun or get booped by a giant chicken.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally built a house out of TNT. Instead of getting mad, we all gathered around and had a blast…literally! So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and laughter is the currency, look no further.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who tamed the beast with a diamond-studded collar and now rides it around like a majestic steed. Want to learn their secrets? Join us and maybe you’ll be the next dragon whisperer in training!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and saddle up your pig, because on our Minecraft SMP, the only thing heavier than the load is the amount of fun we’re having. Don’t miss out on the memes, the madness, and the mayhem. Join us today and let’s make some pixelated memories together!

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Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

Video, viral video, Gaming, online trolling, blocky

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t cut it anymore? Well, look no further because our server is here to absolutely BTFO all the others!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, flying pigs, and dancing villagers. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your pickaxe ready for some epic mining adventures.

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/ Norge Tråden / Minecraft Server /

Server, utgaven, 201857221, ufsølpromenade, forum

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on our wacky adventure through the ufsølpromenade, where you’ll encounter crazy creatures like flying pigs and dancing creepers.

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama who grants wishes to all who find it.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. You never know what kind of mischief our mischievous moderators will get up to, from turning all the trees into giant mushrooms to creating a roller coaster that takes you straight to the Nether.

So come join us on our ufsølpromenade-utgaven adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding TNT blocks). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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The Anonymous SMP Minecraft SMP

Brainstorming, query, solution, Help, ONLINE

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the sheep have wings, the creepers dance the Macarena, and the villagers are actually secret agents in disguise.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Nether Unicorn, whose rainbow farts can teleport you to faraway lands.

Join now for a chance to participate in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant, where contestants compete in evening gown and talent competitions to win the coveted title of Miss Ender Dragon. Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon strut its stuff like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience filled with laughter, adventure, and a whole lot of craziness.

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Crafty PoE Gamers – Minecraft Server

Gamers, November 15th, Tools, pastebin, Utilities

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos that you won’t find anywhere else.

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself surrounded by flying pigs shooting lasers out of their eyes. Don’t worry, they’re friendly! And that’s just the beginning. Our server is filled with secret underground dungeons where you can battle giant chickens and ride on the backs of unicorns.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special PvP arena where you can challenge other players to a dance-off. That’s right, a dance-off! Winner gets a crown made of diamonds and bragging rights for eternity.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

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Minecraft SMP – Epic Roleplay Party

ONLINE, Party, NSFW, erotic roleplaying, cat

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take our cats out for walks and engage in some truly wild erotic roleplaying! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how one player found a rare diamond while roleplaying as a sexy creeper seducing a villager. And don’t even get me started on the time someone built a giant statue of a naked Steve riding a pig in the town square. Trust me, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So come join us and let your wildest Minecraft fantasies run wild!

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Eternal Trap Minecraft Server

twink, Lgbt, trap, queer, Gender Identity

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the traps are eternal, the femboys are fabulous, the trans players are transforming the game, and the twinks are twinkling brighter than diamonds in the sky! Join us for a wild ride through a world where gender norms are thrown out the window and everyone is free to express themselves however they please.

But be warned, once you enter our server, you may never want to leave! Our traps are so sneaky, they’ll have you falling into their traps over and over again. The femboys are so fierce, they’ll have you questioning your own masculinity. The trans players are so powerful, they’ll have you rethinking everything you thought you knew about gender. And the twinks? Well, let’s just say they’ll have you twinkling with delight as you explore our crazy world.

So come on in and join the fun! Who knows what kind of adventures await you in this wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft server. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your own identity along the way. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

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Trashy Steve Minecraft SMP

Waste, ITT, unwanted, low quality., Community

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is a dumpster fire of chaos and hilarity! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or getting pranked by our resident troll who loves to fill your house with llamas.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant potato farm. Will you join them or will you fight against their starchy tyranny? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the server that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds and the ability to turn into a flying pig. Are you brave enough to embark on this epic quest and become the ultimate pigman warrior?

Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride of madness and mayhem! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…until someone accidentally blows up the spawn point with a stack of TNT. Oops!

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Thread Attention Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Struggling, attention seeking, brainstorming ideas, creative block

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the elusive diamond-encrusted potato, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary flying pig that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for)!

Don’t waste your time on boring threads, come join us for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. See you there, if you dare!

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