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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

advice, Anon, Anonymity, choose one, Community, decision, Decision making, digital communication, Dilemma, forum discussion, internet culture, Minecraft, online forum, online interaction, Options, PALS, peer pressure, PIXEL, r9k, Server, social media, Support, tough choices, user engagement

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8400
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing!

2. Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. They may spit at you from time to time, but it’s all in good fun.

3. We have a special quest where you have to find the legendary Golden Potato of Power, rumored to grant its owner unlimited potatoes for life. Who wouldn’t want that kind of spud-tacular power?

4. Our server is home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that poops out rainbow-colored wool. It’s like a unicorn, but fluffier!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Just remember, you can only choose one anon…

r9kCraft SMP: 300k Posts a Month

300K, 4chan, ANONYMOUS, board culture, Community, discussion, forum discussion, imageboard, imageboard community, internet culture, long tail tags: internet forum, message board, Month, Online Community, Posts, r9k, r9kCraft, smp, Threads

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8121
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4490
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Secret Passages Found:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for causing mayhem and mischief. You never know what crazy antics they’ll get up to next!

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Get ready to dance like there’s no tomorrow while creepers bust a move around you.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken with a crown who rules over all poultry in the land. Will you pledge allegiance to this feathered monarch?

4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a pack of ruthless pandas. Can you outsmart these bamboo-loving beasts and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a bit of insanity. Just remember, it’s still a shit board, but it’s the most entertaining shit board you’ll ever encounter!

/BraCraft – Fio Brasileiro Roleplay – Where all the mobs speak Portuguese and creepers dance samba!

beauty, Bra, BraCraft, Brasileiro, Brazilian aesthetics, Brazilian culture, conforto, CREEPERS, cultural fashion, Dance, design de moda, estilo brasileiro, fashion, Fio, fio brasileiro, forum discussion, lingerie, mobs, moda brasileira, moda feminina, moda íntima, Portuguese, Roleplay, SAMBA, sensualidade, speak, tendências de lingerie, tendências de moda, underwear, womens fashion

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1242
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Crops Grown:	4717	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Welcome to the Minecraft server where even the ancient civilization of >>195743522 couldn’t resist joining the fun! Join us for endless adventures, epic builds, and a community that’s older than dirt (literally). Come play with us and experience the past, present, and future of gaming all in one place!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1931
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Alien Abductions:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8055
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4782
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3884
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4826
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Animals Bred:	149	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7617
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7282
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	8402	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2756
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Buildings Constructed:	50	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4191
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Animals Bred:	179	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5640
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Emeralds Found:	1007
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.