FortyCraft Minecraft Servers

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  • FortyCraft: Aging Blocks & Socks

    FortyCraft: Aging Blocks & Socks

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with kids who think they know everything? Well, look no further! Our server is specifically designed for people in their 40s who are tired of dealing with immature players.

    Join us and experience the thrill of building virtual worlds with fellow middle-aged gamers who understand the struggles of adulting. From discussing the best brand of orthopedic shoes to reminiscing about the good old days of dial-up internet, our community is full of like-minded individuals who are just trying to survive middle age one block at a time.

    But beware, as you age on our server, you may start to notice some unexpected changes. Suddenly, your character may develop a bad back from sitting too long in front of the computer, or your virtual pets may start demanding early bird specials for their meals. Don’t worry, though, our server comes equipped with virtual retirement homes and senior centers to keep your aging avatars happy and healthy.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the hilarious side of aging in Minecraft. Who knew getting older could be so much fun?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TraumaCraft Minecraft Server

    TraumaCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us and leave all your FWB troubles behind, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies.

    Our server is the perfect place to forget about age differences and unequal relationships, because here, everyone is equal – as long as you can build a killer castle, that is. So come on in and let your creativity run wild, just like your ex’s ex-wife did when she married that older dude.

    Don’t worry about taking things too far, because on our server, the only thing that’s too far is the distance between you and the nearest diamond mine. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft, where drama is just a distant memory and adventure awaits at every turn.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoSnoopZoneMC

    NoSnoopZoneMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you won’t have to deal with creepy roommates like Jacob! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds, crazy mobs, and hilarious shenanigans.

    Looking for a server where you can lock your virtual door and keep out any unwanted guests? Look no further! Our server is equipped with the latest security measures to ensure that no one can enter your virtual space without your permission.

    Join us and never worry about someone going into your virtual room to create a “draft” ever again. Our community is full of friendly players who respect each other’s virtual privacy.

    So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to creepy roommates and hello to endless fun and laughter! Who knew Minecraft could be so drama-filled?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HamsterGoneWild Minecraft SMP

    HamsterGoneWild Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally epic and stuff! So, like, one time, this player’s pet hamster somehow glitched out and turned into a creeper and blew up their whole base! It was insane, but also kinda hilarious, you know? And then another player’s hamster, like, started flying around on a magic carpet and shooting lasers out of its eyes, it was wild! So yeah, if you wanna experience crazy shenanigans like that, you gotta join this SMP, trust me, it’s lit AF! Plus, there’s, like, unlimited diamonds and cake for everyone, so why wouldn’t you wanna be a part of this madness, amirite? Just hop on and let the chaos begin, it’s gonna be a blast! #hamsterhavoc #creeperhamster #laserbeamsandmagiccarpets #minecraftmadness 🐹πŸ’₯🍰πŸ€ͺ

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockyPolitix

    BlockyPolitix

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you sick and tired of Trump’s shenanigans? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and build a wall around your house to keep out any unwanted guests – just like Trump wanted to do! But don’t worry, our wall is made of diamond blocks and guarded by a team of friendly creepers.

    And if you’re feeling extra rebellious, you can even create your own presidential palace and rule over your own mini Minecraft country. Who needs Trump when you can be the king (or queen) of your own virtual world?

    So come on, join our server and let’s make Minecraft great again! Who needs politics when you can have pixelated pigs and exploding TNTs? Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to a better tomorrow – one block at a time.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP