join this server for a chance to have ur wildest dreams come true or ur worst nightmares become a reality. u never know what’s gonna happen next, it’s like living in a real-life choose your own adventure book.
plus, the fortune tellers are always right, so u can trust them to lead u on the craziest adventures. who needs a crystal ball when u have a diamond sword, amirite?
so come on, what r u waiting for? join this server and let the fortune tellers show u a whole new world of possibilities. just be prepared for anything, cuz in this land, anything can happen.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that grant you three wishes when cracked open. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.
So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even find the fabled Notch’s Golden Keyboard that lets you control the game with just your mind. Good luck, adventurer!
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit! Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll be granted the power to turn all sheep into flying unicorns.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Your fortune may be average luck, but your adventure will be anything but average on our server!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the chickens in the land with an iron beak. Join our SMP and you might just get a chance to challenge the Chicken King to a clucking contest!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also rumored to be haunted by a ghostly creeper who likes to sneak up on unsuspecting players and give them a scare. But don’t worry, he’s actually quite friendly once you get to know him!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with diamonds, chickens, and ghostly creepers! You won’t regret it…probably.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blood Type Horoscopes, where your blood type determines your fate in the game. Are you a Type O? Prepare for epic battles and treasure hunts. Type AB? Get ready for magical adventures and secret quests.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky, wild world of Minecraft madness!
Join us if you want to ride pigs like they’re your trusty steeds, build a house out of diamond blocks just because you can, and battle a horde of angry chickens armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted the power to turn all your enemies into fluffy bunnies.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!
Welcome to GM! This is a server created by Kjettinge and Noobwegian. GM is a global server for everyone enyoing Minecraft. We hope you want to play with us on the server! People from all around the world joins GlobalMining, the server is updated regulary and the staff is active to give you the best experience!
We look forward to meet you! 😀
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Our server, lovingly dubbed “Nyassets Edition” (don’t ask us how we came up with that name, it’s a long and ridiculous story involving a talking llama and a magic potato), is the perfect place for fans of Homestuck to come together and nerd out over their favorite webcomic. We even have an exclusive fan game called “The Genesis Project” where you can immerse yourself in the world of Homestuck like never before.
So why should you join our Minecraft server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a pack of deranged chickens wearing top hats. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that the ghost of Andrew Hussie himself haunts our server, offering cryptic advice and occasionally turning players into pumpkins.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our wacky, wild, and slightly unhinged Minecraft server for a Homestuck experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky creepers – they have a tendency to explode when you least expect it.
Our server is so emotionally charged, even the toughest players will shed a tear. Cry tears of joy as you build the most epic structures, or tears of frustration as you battle mobs in the darkest caves.
Join now and experience the ultimate emotional journey in Minecraft! Who needs therapy when you have our server to help you express all your feelings? Don’t be a cold asshole like the OP, come join us and let it all out!
Our server is so epic that even the ghosts of past presidents have been spotted roaming the virtual plains, offering advice on how to rule with an iron fist (or a diamond pickaxe, whatever works). Plus, rumor has it that if you build a statue of yourself out of gold blocks, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So why bother with the stress of real-life leadership when you can rule over a blocky paradise filled with endless possibilities? Join our server today and start your journey to virtual greatness!
YUP, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT! THIS SERVER WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’RE HAVIN’ A BABY WITHOUT ALL THE PAIN! JOIN OUR CRAZY COMMUNITY WHERE WE BUILD WILDLY INAPPROPRIATE STRUCTURES AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES WITH OUR VITAMIN-POWERED STRENGTH!
SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US, BECAUSE WHO WOULDN’T WANT TO IMPROVE THEIR MATERNAL OUTCOMES IN A MINECRAFT SERVER, AMIRITE? LET’S GET CRAZY AND HAVE SOME FUN!
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But that’s not all – we also have Mercy Modiste, the Dorky Yandere who will protect you at all costs (even if it means sacrificing a few sheep). And let’s not forget Shibi Cottonbum, Your Ever-Demanding Mistress who will make sure you never run out of diamonds. Oh, and did we mention Stronny Cuttles, the Hypnotic Cuttlefish who can make your enemies dance like they’re at a rave?
Join our server now for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). Just remember, all of our talents are in a relationship – with the server owner (that’s me). So come on in and join the fun – just don’t ask for a Discord server, because we’re too cool for that. See you in the game!
