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BlockyBabesCraft

BlockyBabesCraft, Boundaries, communication skills, cultural shift, Ethics, Gender Roles, HR policies, job changes, organizational culture, performance standards, porn logic, productivity, professional behavior, Sexualization, societal impact, Stereotypes, work environment, work-life balance, workplace dynamics, workplace harassment, Workplace Relationships

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3073
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Villages Defended:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the world operates on porn logic! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other.

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly finding yourself in a steamy hot tub with a group of friendly creepers. Or building a castle only to have it turn into a giant bouncy castle filled with lava.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Booty Bay, where players can embark on quests to find the elusive Golden Booty. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So come on and join us for a world of crazy antics, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected surprises. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

ElonCraftEU: Make Gaming Great Again

#sustainability, billionaire, climate change, Competition, Economy, electric vehicles, elon musk, ElonCraftEU, entrepreneur, european politics, Future, Gaming, Globalization, Great, innovation, leadership, Make Europe Great Again, renewable energy, space exploration, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4704
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Animals Bred:	107	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

join our epic minecraft server where elon musk is the president and he’s like ‘make europe great again’ but with blocks and stuff. we have flying pigs and talking cows, it’s like a farm on acid. you can build a rocket ship and fly to mars, where you’ll meet aliens who just wanna trade diamonds for emeralds. elon musk will personally deliver your pizza if you mine enough diamonds. come join us, it’s out of this world!

The Longbirch Vanguard

building, Challenges, city-state, Cult, Deity System, Demon, Exploration, Heroes, Kingdom, Longbirch, map size, Nations, Peace, Roleplay, RPG, shadows, Survival, unique experience, Updates, vanguard, War

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7250
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Falling into the Void:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	456
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Server IP	MC.LVRPG.NET
Java Version	1.21.1

A unique Minecraft Survival/RPG experience The Longbirch Vanguard is a Minecraft server that offers a mix of classic Minecraft gameplay with RPG elements. Players have the freedom to explore, build, and participate in quests and dungeons with friends. The server features a class system, races, quests, dungeons, pets, deity system, and regular updates.

Story: The Kingdom of Longbirch has survived a great war and is now facing new threats. Players are called to uncover mysteries, protect the land, and face challenges together with other nations in Longbirch.

Helpful Links

Dynamic Map	Dynamic Map
Wiki	Wiki
Discord	Discord
Trailer	Trailer

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server using the IP address MC.LVRPG.NET in your Minecraft client.

Q: What are the classes available on the server?

A: There are 12 classes to choose from on the server, each with unique abilities and playstyles.

Q: Can I play solo or do I need to join a group?

A: You can play solo or team up with other players to explore dungeons and complete quests.

Q: Are there regular updates on the server?

A: Yes, the server receives frequent updates with new features, quests, and dungeons.

Q: Is there a story or lore behind the server?

A: Yes, the server has an ongoing story involving the Kingdom of Longbirch, new threats, and mysteries to uncover.

Q: Can I bring my own pets to the server?

A: The server features an ever-expanding selection of pets that players can acquire and use in their adventures.

Q: How do I report bugs or issues on the server?

A: You can report bugs or issues on the server on the Discord channel or through the server’s website.

Raven’s Domain 1.21.1

#RavenCrafts, 1.21.1, Advent collab, Cursed Digicam, demon of sound, Domain, Espresso, Good Luck Babe, hololive en, Karaoke, league of legends, lover of idols, merch, Moka – Lilium cover, nerissa ravencroft, Nerissa Ravencroft Pendant, OL outfit reveal, Ope, ravens, Team tomodachi, tiktok, twitter, useful links, Zatsudan

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9932
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Nerissa Ravencroft from Hololive EN Advent? Well, buckle up, because this server is like diving headfirst into a pool of chaos and memes!

Imagine a world where every block you break plays a sick beat, where the mobs dance to the rhythm of your pickaxe. Join us on this server and experience the ultimate crossover of Minecraft and Hololive madness.

We’ve got streams, we’ve got collabs, we’ve got karaoke nights that will make your ears bleed in the best way possible. And don’t even get me started on the merch – you can rock a Nerissa Ravencroft pendant while mining diamonds like a boss.

So, what are you waiting for? Dive into this server and experience a level of insanity that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. Let’s get this party started, baby!

DivorceCraft Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, accusations, anxiety, DivorceCraft, emotional turmoil, family interference, financial burden, lack of partnership, lack of support, leaving husband, love, Manipulation, mental abuse, Minecraft, morning sickness, Pregnancy, Server, sister’s opinion, staying home, toxic behavior, trust issues, Ultrasound, verbal abuse

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4505
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Enchantments Applied:	155
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Are you tired of dealing with more drama than a soap opera on your current Minecraft server? Well, have no fear because our server is here to save the day (and your sanity)! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being the only one doing all the work while everyone else sits back and relaxes. Our community is all about teamwork and supporting each other, just like a well-oiled machine (but with more explosions).

Forget about boring conversations with your in-game spouse who doesn’t even care about your virtual baby. Here, you’ll find friends who will have your back no matter what, even if it means fighting off a horde of zombies while holding a baby llama in one hand.

So, say goodbye to the drama llama and hello to a new adventure on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find a new in-game husband who will actually help you clean up those pixelated dishes without complaining. Join us now and let the fun begin!

DisneyDrama-FreeFun

adoption, Auntie OP, Birthday, child, childfree, DAUGHTER, Disney, DisneyDramaFreeFun, family, Girls trip, godson, London, milestone, Niece, Pay, perfect, Preference, sibling, Son, stress, trip

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8641
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Dragon Eggs Found:	726	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Farms Harvested:	389
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Zombie Dances:	4

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and just want to have a good time in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. We promise that you won’t have to deal with any “auntie drama” or “sibling rivalry” here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

Plus, we have exclusive events like “Girls Trip” where you can team up with your fellow players and embark on epic quests to celebrate birthdays in style. Who needs Disney when you have our server to make all your dreams come true?

So come on over and join us for a laugh-out-loud good time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MineNation: Thinkers to Workers

Board of Education, creativity, critical thinking, Education reform, education system, industrialization, innovation, knowledge economy, labor force, lost values, MineNation, modern society, nation of thinkers, nation of workers, productivity, skills development, societal changes, societal expectations, technological advancements, Thinkers, work ethic, workers, Workforce

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3646
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Mines Excavated:	3636	Divine Spears Created:	23
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of thinking for yourself and making decisions? Do you just want to mindlessly mine and build without a care in the world? Then come join our Minecraft server, where we embrace the spirit of being a worker bee!

On our server, we have a strict “no thinking allowed” policy. Just follow orders from our virtual overlords and you’ll be rewarded with endless resources and shiny diamonds. Who needs free will when you can have a perfectly structured society where you’re just a cog in the machine?

Join us and become a mindless drone in our virtual world. Don’t worry about individuality or creativity, just do as you’re told and reap the rewards of being a loyal worker. Who needs a nation of thinkers when you can have a nation of mindless workers on our server?

Konohaven

+18, apply, community-based server, custom models, Diamond based player-run shop economy, Discord, Eastern US, Enderman Griefing, Events and Challenges, Fabric, Fire-Tick, hard difficulty, How to whitelist, Konohaven, Live Map, Mostly-Vanilla, Phantoms Disabled, rules, Shops, Single player sleep, smp

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5205
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Star Shards Collected:	56
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Secret Passages Found:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Server Information
1.21.4 Fabric
Server located in Eastern US (Virginia)
Hard Difficulty
Fire-Tick, Enderman Griefing, Phantoms Disabled
Single-Player Sleep
Mostly vanilla with some quality of life mods
Live Map (Pl3xmap)
Optional Simple Voice Chat mod available
Diamond based player-run shop economy

Additional Details
Shops: Minimal rules, friendly competition
Events and Challenges: Unique rewards, community activities
Custom Models: Resource pack with custom items and hats
Community Based Server: Play together or solo, international player base

FAQ

Q: When did Season 3 start?

A: Season 3 started on June 10 2023.

Q: Can I join the server after the start date?

A: Yes, you can join at any time as players can go at their own pace regardless of when they join.

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our Discord and follow the whitelist application process outlined in the #whitelist-application channel.

Q: Are there any age restrictions to join?

A: Generally, players must be 18+ to apply, but there are exceptions.

Q: What are some of the server rules?

A: Rules are outlined in the Discord server, and players are asked to keep things friendly and avoid toxic behavior.

Q: Is there a custom resource pack required?

A: There is a lightweight resource pack with custom models, but it is not required to download to join the server.

Selfish Isles 1.20

egoism, Isles, self gratification, self love, self sufficient, self-absorbed, self-absorption, self-advancement, self-care, self-centered, self-centeredness, self-entitlement, self-focused, self-indulgent, self-interest, self-obsessed, self-preservation, self-seeking, self-serving, self-serving behavior, selfish, Selfishness

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3028
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because being selfish is the new cool, duh! Forget about sharing and caring, it’s all about looking out for numero uno on this server.

And guess what? This post right here is like a unicorn, never seen before on this server! You’ll be part of something so rare, it’s practically legendary. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace your inner selfishness in the most epic way possible!

DiabeticCraft: Sugar-Free Shenanigans

Argument, blood sugar monitoring, Boyfriend, Caregiver, Communication, control, diabetes, DiabeticCraft, endocrinologist, episodes, health, insulin, low blood sugar, Management, medical condition, Nurse, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, seizures, Shenanigans, SugarFree, Support, weight loss

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6227
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Crops Grown:	5558	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing sweeter than our pixelated landscapes is the sugar rush you’ll get from playing here!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like when your boyfriend has a low-blood-sugar episode and starts doing the cha-cha in the kitchen. But don’t worry, we promise our server won’t leave you disoriented and confused like he does!

Explore our world and meet new friends, just like how your boyfriend stumbled into your puppy and ended up in a hilarious slapstick comedy routine. And if you’re lucky, you might even witness a rare sighting of a player trying to adjust the ratio of insulin to carbs in real-time – talk about immersive gameplay!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of trying to wake up your character after a night of low blood sugar, all while dodging accusations of being a b*tch for not being his in-game nurse. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, just like your relationship with your diabetic boyfriend.

And remember, our server is so epic that even your boyfriend claims he handles his diabetes better than “95% of diabetics” – now that’s a statistic you can’t argue with! So come on in and let the fun begin, because on our server, the only thing sweeter than the loot is the sugar high.