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BlockDodge: The Ultimate Minecraft Escape

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4624
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Farms Harvested:	318	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Have you ever narrowly avoided getting hit by a flying cow in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday occurrence! Join us for a wild ride of dodging all sorts of crazy projectiles, from exploding chickens to giant flaming pigs. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come on over and see if you have what it takes to dodge the biggest bullets in Minecraft!

Whatcha Thinking About Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7420
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1

Oh, just thinking about this wild Minecraft SMP where the creepers wear top hats and the cows do the Macarena! Seriously, this server is like a virtual circus on steroids. We’ve got flying pigs, talking villagers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots that give you super speed. So come join us if you want to experience the most bonkers Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Snowbreak Minecraft Server – Containment Zone #513

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3331
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3092	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Farms Harvested:	215	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the only thing getting censored is your boredom! Join now for a chance to explore the mythical land of Azure Paradise, where you can level up your Adjutant faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.”

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our Hero Games co-op rush event, where teamwork makes the dream work (and the loot even sweeter). And don’t miss out on our exclusive banners featuring Marian the Riptide and Siris the Crowned Flail – because who needs diamonds when you have epic weapons, amirite?

Plus, use secret codes like “followus” and “P67TY8ET” to unlock hidden treasures in the game. And if you’re feeling extra social, fill out our /snowg/ Friends Form and join our spreadsheet of legendary players. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the Minecraft madness begin!

The Singular Good Browns Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5039
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Legend has it that the singular good browns, known for their impeccable building skills and unrivaled PvP prowess, once ruled the land. But then, the Hispanics came along and gave their phenotype a bad name. It was chaos, I tell you! Villagers running for their lives, creepers exploding left and right, and all because of a silly belt!

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and help us restore peace and order to this crazy world. Build epic structures, engage in epic battles, and most importantly, have a laugh along the way. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the madness!

Low Expectations Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	299
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	342	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of judgmental players on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the “bigotry of low expectations” philosophy! Did you accidentally set your house on fire? No worries, happens to the best of us! Did you accidentally punch a villager and start a riot? Hey, we’ve all been there! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and acceptance, where even your biggest Minecraft fails are celebrated with open arms. Come join us and experience the true meaning of “it’s ok, it happens to everyone” in the most hilarious way possible!

/ Shon’s Minecraft SMP /

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7362
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Void Gems Collected:	31
Dragon Scales Harvested:	461	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	460
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Are you ready to join the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there? Fallenshadow, the schizo loli queen, is ruling the server with her multiple husbands and insane antics. From ASMR streams to Ribbon Cage battles, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even become one of Fallenshadow’s many husbands or get caught up in a Twitter feud with Otis, the manager extraordinaire.

But remember, follow the global and board rules or face the wrath of Fallenshadow herself. And don’t forget to ignore, report, and hide the trolls and divorcees – it’s all part of the fun!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world and see if you can survive the madness of Fallenshadow’s Minecraft SMP!

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4941
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Void Armor Forged:	26
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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Dragon Ball Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5063
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Love Letters Sent:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Because Future Trunks himself plays on our server and he’s so cool that even the Ender Dragon bows down to him! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock hidden Super Saiyan powers and be able to mine diamonds with just a flick of your finger. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior alongside Future Trunks!

Rate every Senran Kagura entry Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8990
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Divine Spears Created:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we rate every Senran Kagura entry! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player joined our server and discovered a secret dungeon filled with nothing but Senran Kagura games. Legend has it that if you rate them all, you will unlock the ultimate anime power-up in Minecraft – the ability to summon a giant anime waifu to fight by your side! So come join us and embark on this epic quest to rate every Senran Kagura entry and unlock the power of the waifus!

Oops, I’m a Minecraft server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4497
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7465	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Void Armor Forged:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Falling into the Void:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground society of pigs who have taken over the server and demand to be worshiped as the true rulers of Minecraft. Bow down to your new pig overlords!

2. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with traps, fake treasure chests, and surprise attacks from invisible chickens. Good luck trying to survive that madness!

3. We have a “reverse griefing” policy where instead of banning griefers, we make them build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks as punishment. It’s like a twisted version of community service!

4. Our staff members are actually a group of mischievous Endermen who love to teleport players to random locations just for fun. Who needs teleportation commands when you have teleporting Endermen?

5. And finally, our motto is “What is something that is wrong when I do it but it’s ok when you do it?” So basically, anything goes on this server – as long as it’s hilarious and ridiculous!

So come join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and embrace the chaos!

The Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4245
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

Looking to join a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got ancient cities and artifacts just waiting to be destroyed by players with a thirst for revenge or just some random dipshit looking for a good time. Who knows, maybe those rulers were just trying to cover up their deep, dark secrets of atrocities with some good old-fashioned destruction. Join now and be a part of the madness! Just watch out for those pesky locals seeking revenge, they might just blow up your base for fun!