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AttackTime Minecraft Server

action sequence, attack timing, AttackTime, Battle tactics, Combat strategy, Competitive Gaming, Decision making, Game Mechanics, game tactics, gaming strategy, Minecraft, Multiplayer Games, player order, player strategy, Server, strategic planning, strategic thinking, strategic warfare, tactical combat, Tactical Gameplay, turn based strategy, video game tactics, waiting for turn

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2441
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to wait your turn to attack? Well, look no further because on our server, it’s always your turn to attack! We have a special potion that gives you superhuman strength and speed, so you can take down mobs and other players with ease. Plus, our custom-built PvP arena is filled with obstacles and traps to keep things interesting. Join now and show everyone who’s boss in the ultimate battle royale!

SecuredCraft SMP – LinuxLolz

desktop operating systems, Desktoptards, eBPF, Firejail, flatpak, GNU/Linux desktops, insecure, JIT compiler, JIT spraying, kernel, less secure, linux kernel, LinuxLolz, MacOS, malicious application, memory unsafe language, MS-DOS security model, no strong sandboxing, RCE vulnerability, sandboxing applications, SecuredCraft, security vulnerabilities, smp, Snap, unfixed bugs, user space code, W^X violation, Weak sandboxing, windows 10

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3429
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Are you tired of those GNU/Linux desktoptards thinking they’re all that? Well, we’ve got the perfect place for you to show them who’s boss! Join our Minecraft SMP where we laugh in the face of weak sandboxing and insecure kernels.

Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?

And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.

DadCare Minecraft Server

aita, baby, child, Communication, Conflict, dad, DadCare, family, Father, Frustration, involvement, Minecraft, Mother, neglect, newborn, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sibling, sister, standing up, Support, work

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3713
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a baby being taken care of by your mom? Look no further! Join our server where we promise to feed you, bathe you, and give you all the attention you need just like a newborn baby.

Just like the dad in the story, our staff may seem a bit lazy at times, but don’t worry, we’ll always come through in the end (hopefully). And if you ever feel neglected, just cry out for attention and we’ll make sure someone is there to distract you and make you feel special.

So come join us on our server where you’ll never have to worry about being ignored or left to fend for yourself. We may not be the most responsible parents, but we’ll definitely make sure you have a good time!

KidCutsNoMore

Barber, barbering techniques, child haircut, child’s rights, CLIPPERS, comfort, consent, discipline, emotional, Father, KidCutsNoMore, Moisturize, parenting, professional ethics, punishment, Razor, refusal, scalp care, Trauma, walk in

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4459
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Dimension Hops:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to give you a “punishment” haircut like the poor kid in this story! Our barbers are all trained in the art of pixelated hair cutting, so you can trust us to give you a stylish new ‘do without any tears or fears.

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while getting a virtual haircut at the same time! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a rare block that can transform your character’s hair into a fabulous rainbow color.

And don’t worry, we won’t force you to go bald unless you specifically ask for it. Unlike some parents out there, we believe in letting our players express themselves freely in the world of Minecraft. So come join us for a fun and hair-raising adventure like no other!

CraftyCash Minecraft Server

budgeting, CraftyCash, debt management, Financial Advice, financial choices, financial decisions, financial education, Financial goals, financial lessons, financial literacy, financial mistakes, Financial Planning, financial regrets, Financial Success, investing, long-term financial planning., Minecraft, money management, money mistakes, personal finance, saving money, Server, worst financial decision

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4927
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Enchantments Applied:	142
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Have you ever spent all your diamonds on a pig saddle, only to have the pig run off a cliff and explode into a million pieces? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can make even worse financial decisions and still come out on top! Join us and experience the thrill of buying useless items from shady villagers, only to have them mysteriously disappear the next day. It’s like playing the stock market, but with more creepers! So come on down and see if you can bankrupt yourself in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs diamonds when you have the satisfaction of knowing you wasted them all on a giant statue of a chicken? Join now and start making terrible financial decisions today!

PunishCraft: Crime Edition

crime, crimes, criminal behavior, criminal justice, criminal justice reform, criminal penalties, Edition, harsher punishment, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, lesser punishment, non-violent crimes, prison reform, PunishCraft, punishment, punishment severity, recidivism, reddit, Rehabilitation, sentencing, social justice, Violent crimes

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2213
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only crime is stealing someone’s diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole new level of crime and punishment!

Join us if you want to see players get banished to the Nether for griefing, forced to mine obsidian with their bare hands for stealing, or even sentenced to a life of farming carrots for building ugly structures.

But don’t worry, not all crimes are treated equally on our server. Forget about getting a slap on the wrist for stealing a few blocks of wood, here you might just get a pat on the back and a free diamond sword for your efforts.

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft server where the crimes are wild and the punishments are even wilder. Who knows, you might just end up being the ruler of the server for pulling off the most epic heist of all time!

Zelenskyy’s Missile Mayhem Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense industry, defense strategy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, MAYHEM, military capability, military strength, Minecraft, Missile, missile defense system, missile development, missile technology, Missiles, national security, peace negotiations, political leadership, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2152
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2549
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Endless Legions Commanded:	38

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can launch ur own missiles like a boss? well guess what, this server is the place to be! we got zelenskyy himself approving the use of missiles in the game, so u know it’s gonna be lit af. join now and blow up ur enemies in style, cuz why not? #missilemadness #minecraftmayhem

CraftyUkrGeneral

Armed Forces, battle, Conflict, CraftyUkrGeneral, Defense, determination, eastern europe, general, Geopolitics, leadership, Military, opposition, perseverance, resilience, russia, strategy, strength, triumph, Ukraine, Unity, Victory

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8593
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	8757	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	19
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

so like, ukraine’s top general was all like “i know we will win – and how” and i was like WHAAAT?! turns out he was talkin bout this EPIC minecraft server where they turned the tables against russia or somethin. like, imagine fightin off creepers and zombies while also takin down a whole army, that’s some next level stuff man. join this server for the ultimate battle experience and show russia who’s boss in the minecraft world. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

IronToothedDragons

animal, biology, evolutionary adaptation, iron-coated teeth, IronToothedDragons, Komodo dragons, natural defense, razor sharp, reptiles, reptilian features, scientific research, scientists, serrated edges, teeth coating, tooth durability, tooth enamel, tooth evolution, tooth structure, unique discovery, wear resistant, wildlife

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7864
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Farms Harvested:	693
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

OMG, u gotta join dis server, cuz we got komodo dragons with IRON teeth! like, wut even?! dey got dis special coating dat makes dem teeth all sharp and stuff, like a freakin sword. it’s like dey been playin Minecraft in real life or sumthin. u gotta see it to believe it, man. join now and witness da craziness for yourself! #ironfangs #minecraftmadness

SpoiledSociety Minecraft Server

American women, celebration, cultural expectations, demonizing, discrimination, double standards, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender dynamics, gender inequality, Gender Roles, Men, Minecraft, patriarchy, Server, sexism, social norms, societal pressure, society, spoiled, SpoiledSociety, Stereotypes

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2806
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Void Armor Forged:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37

Tired of American women getting all the attention while their men are being thrown under the bus? Join our Minecraft server where the roles are reversed! Here, men are treated like kings while the women are the ones fighting for equality. Build your own kingdom, slay dragons, and show those ladies who’s boss in this wacky world where gender norms are flipped upside down. So come on, join us and experience a truly unique gaming experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about society!