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| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 2425 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 5 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
so like, u know how North Korea is always like, buddy buddy with China and stuff? well, get this, they actually said NO to a telecoms plan by the border! like, what a plot twist, amirite?
anyway, if u wanna escape the drama and just have a good time, come join our Minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that give hugs instead of blowing up, and a secret underground base where u can find all the diamonds u want.
plus, rumor has it that if u build a house out of cake, a magical unicorn will come and be your pet. so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join? come on, let’s make Minecraft great again!
