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| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 8732 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 13 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 24 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join cuz, like, we got boo-boo kisses for days. and not just any boo-boo kisses, but, like, magical ones that are, like, placebos for your soul.
picture this: you’re out in the wilderness, mining for diamonds, when suddenly a creeper blows up right in your face. but don’t worry, cuz we got boo-boo kisses that will make all your troubles disappear.
and, like, if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we’re talking stacks on stacks of enchanted golden apples and diamond swords that can one-shot anything that comes your way.
so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the magic of boo-boo kisses and placebos like never before. trust me, you won’t regret it.
