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Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 1906 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Divine Spears Created: | 28 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
Magic Items Found: | 8449 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
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