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SassyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7389
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Dragons Tamed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where doing laundry on top of your partner is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of throwing shirts at the end of the bed and waking up your significant other in the most unconventional ways possible.

Our server is perfect for couples in need of some therapy, as we believe that doing laundry together can truly strengthen your bond. Who needs individual therapy when you can just throw clothes at each other instead?

Experience the thrill of trying to do school work quietly while your partner yells at you about laundry. Will you be able to keep your cool and avoid saying mean things, or will you end up crying hysterically in another room? The choice is yours on our insane Minecraft server!

So come join us for a laundry-filled adventure unlike any other. Who knew that doing chores could be so exhilarating?

SisShopSansMomCraft

celebration, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, dress shopping, extended family, family, family dynamics, formal, milestone, Mother Daughter, mother-in-law, Motherhood, parenting, PROM, relationships, self-confidence, SisShopSansMomCraft, sister, Support, support system

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5312
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Farms Harvested:	411
Falling into the Void:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s guilt trips? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than trying to get a hoarder with OCD to clean up their act!

We’ve got more twists and turns than a prom dress shopping trip with a missing mother-in-law. Who needs family drama when you can join our server and experience the chaos firsthand? Plus, our community is more supportive than a show-stopping dress at a formal dance.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and leave the real-life drama behind! Just remember, our server may not have Instagram, but we’ve got all the LOLs you need.

AfterlifeVibes Minecraft SMP

after death, Afterlife, AfterlifeVibes, afterworld, Beliefs, beyond the grave, death, Eternity, existentialism, final destination, Heaven, Hell, judgment, Life after death., Minecraft, Near Death Experience, Peace, Reincarnation, Religion, smp, Soul, spirituality, the unknown

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7426
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Players Killed by Monsters:	9089
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Bro, let me tell you, on this lit Minecraft SMP, when you die, you get sent to a magical land full of diamond pickaxes and enchanted golden apples. It’s like heaven but with creepers and lava pits, bro. And guess what? You can still play Minecraft there, but with like, infinite diamonds and stuff. It’s like a never-ending game, bro. So join our SMP and secure your spot in Minecraft afterlife, where the blocks are always perfectly placed and the mobs drop emeralds like it’s nobody’s business. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity, bro. Join now and start your journey to eternal Minecraft bliss.

NoTVJustMinecraft

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5777
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Endless Night Skies:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Are you tired of living in the boring real world? Do you want to escape to a land of endless possibilities and blocky adventures? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on epic quests to slay dragons, build massive castles, and ride pigs into battle. Our community is filled with hilarious characters, from a talking chicken who thinks he’s a wizard to a group of friendly creepers who just want to hug you (watch out for the explosions though).

Forget about TV, on our server you can create your own reality show where you are the star! So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join us for a wild ride through the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a giant mutant spider, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

NavalnyBehindBarsCraft

activism, behind bars, civil rights, Corruption, Democracy, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, justice system, Kremlin, Lawyers, Legal System, Navalny, NavalnyBehindBarsCraft, opposition, political prisoners, protest, putin, Rule of Law, russia, sentences

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1601
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Buildings Constructed:	32	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Yo, on this server, we got crazier drama than Russia sentencing Navalny lawyers to years behind bars! Our players are always causing chaos and stirring up trouble, it’s like a soap opera but with blocky characters and pixelated landscapes. Join us if you want to experience the wildest Minecraft adventures and be part of a community that’s more dramatic than a Russian courtroom. Plus, we have free virtual vodka shots for all new players because why not? Come join the madness!

Obsidian Peak

1.21.4, Economy, Experience, Gaming, Griefing, IMPROVEMENTS, Landclaim, Life, multiplayer, obsidian, peak, player-driven, Prevent, PvE, Quality, Rtp, Server, Sethome, shareable, smp, Survival, System, Tpa, Warps

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4184
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Falling into the Void:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Villages Defended:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

Obsidian Peak Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Player-driven economy system
Land claim to prevent griefing
Shareable warps for shops and builds
Discord events and community nights

Our server is a welcoming community that values teamwork, creativity, and collaboration. Whether you’re new to Minecraft or a seasoned survival expert, Obsidian Peak is the perfect place to build, explore, and survive with friends.

We are currently looking for new staff and helpful members of the MC community. Join us today and discover the hidden treasures that await you on Obsidian Peak!

IP Address (Java): play.obsidianpeak.xyz

Bedrock Port (ONLY FOR BEDROCK PLAYERS): 19132

Discord: https://discord.gg/viibe

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply connect using the IP address or bedrock port provided above.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to our Discord or in-game guidelines for server rules.
Can I create my own shop on the server?	Yes, you can create your own shop using the shareable warps feature.
Are there any events or community nights?	Yes, we host Discord events and community nights regularly.
Can I apply to be a staff member?	Yes, we are currently looking for new staff members. Please inquire on our Discord server.

Ethereal Realms 1.20.5

1.20.5, deportation, Desperation, discrimination, Ethereal, fat shaming, fear, Green Card, illegal immigrants, Immigration Policy, immigration raids, Insecurity, Latinas, Misogyny, objectification, predatory behavior, pump and dump, racism, Realms, sexual exploitation, Social Issues, VIRGINITY, Xenophobia

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8029
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Hey bros, do you want to join the most insane Minecraft server ever? We’re like those immigration raids, coming for those desperate green card-seeking latinas. Join us and let’s pump and dump those virtual latinas together! Who needs a real relationship when you can have all the fun in Minecraft? Let’s build, mine, and conquer while we avoid commitment like the plague. Don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now!

CraftyFam Minecraft Server

bipolar disorder, Boundaries, Communication, CraftyFam, Expenses, family, favoritism, financial support, loan money, medication, Minecraft, parents, Priorities, relationships, Resentment, responsibilities, Sacrifices, savings, Server, sister, Therapy, trip, UNFAIR

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5454
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Are you tired of always coming second to your sibling on your parents’ priority list? Do you feel like you’re constantly being taken advantage of by your family members? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama!

Join our server and leave all your family issues behind as you embark on epic adventures and build amazing creations. No more being asked for money for expensive meds or gym memberships – on our server, the only currency is diamonds and emeralds!

Forget about sacrificing your own dreams and plans to support your family members – on our server, the only thing you’ll be sacrificing is a few hours of sleep as you mine for rare resources and battle fierce mobs.

So come join us and finally put yourself first for once! Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie sieges instead? Join now and say goodbye to being the quiet, overlooked sibling – on our server, you’ll be the hero of your own story!

ExBlocker911

911, Abuse, anger, Boundaries, break up, Confrontation, Cops, DATING, Drunk, ex, ExBlocker911, fear, high school, Hospital, location tracking, miscarriage, new relationship, no contact, past trauma, Safety, STALKING

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3066
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my ex Dan? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Dan would feel right at home (but don’t worry, we have better security than my windows).

Join our server for a chance to escape from your past and build a new life, just like I did with Riley (who is definitely not a creeper like Dan). Explore our virtual world and leave your real-life troubles behind – unless you want to bring them along for some drama-filled roleplay!

With features like hidden locations and emergency sirens for when things get too intense, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come join us and let’s build a better future together – without any unwanted visitors banging on your virtual door. See you there!

NeedCraft SMP: Essentials Only

cravings, desire, Essentials, longings, must haves, Necessities, Need, NeedCraft, Priorities, Requirements, smp, Wants, yearnings

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3253
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP you gotta join. Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server out there. We got flying pigs, talking chickens, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! We have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but potatoes as weapons. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT Tag” and “Parkour Race on Fire.”

Oh, and did I mention the rare diamond-encrusted llamas that roam the server? Yeah, you heard me right. These llamas drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you on the server, my fellow blockheads!