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TankTasticMC

ammunition, armored vehicles, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Meat Grinder, Military, military strategy, russia, russia ukraine, supply chain, Tanks, TankTasticMC, UKRAINIAN, War, weapons

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2370
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8502	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server where we have a crazy storyline that will blow your mind!

Picture this: Russia is running out of tanks to feed into the Ukrainian meat grinder. That’s right, tanks! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of tanks for you to ride around in and cause chaos on the battlefield.

Join our server and become a tank-driving, meat-grinding legend! Build your own base, form alliances, and dominate the competition. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Cosmic Nap Time

astronomical observation, Astronomy, Celestial, Cosmic, cosmic event, discovery, early universe, Food, Galaxy, massive black hole, NAP, Observation, overeating, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Space, Spotted, study, Time

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9459
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8406
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

come join our minecraft server where we have a massive black hole that’s taking a nap after eating too much! it’s like a cosmic buffet up in here, with black holes just chillin and snoozin. who needs regular old minecraft when you can explore the wonders of the universe in our server? plus, maybe you’ll stumble upon some intergalactic snacks while you’re at it. join now for a truly out-of-this-world experience!

Crankshafted

apply, Builds, Community, cool people, Crankshafted, Creative, Epic, Experience, Exploration, Explore, Favorite, Friendly, hanging out, INTENSE, Minecraft, passionate, Players, Private, Server, smp, Unique, world

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8824
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4735
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Towns Built:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Minecraft Server Overview:

Name	Crankshafted
Type	Private SMP
Website	http://crankshafted.com

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How do I apply to join the server?

A: To apply, visit crankshafted.com and fill out the application form.

Q: What type of players are you looking for?

A: We are looking for passionate Minecraft players who are ready to dive into a unique SMP experience and contribute to building a friendly, creative community.

Q: What can I expect to find on Crankshafted?

A: Crankshafted offers a fresh, unexplored world for epic builds, intense exploration, and hanging out with cool people.

Q: Is Crankshafted open to everyone?

A: Crankshafted is a private SMP server, so interested players need to apply and be accepted to join the community.

Enchanted Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, Bigotry, discrimination, Disgusting, Diversity, Enchanted, equality, Faggots, harmful language, Hate Speech, Homophobia, Inclusivity, intolerance, Lgbt, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, prejudice, Realm, revolting, Social Issues, trannies, Transphobia

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7337
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Runes Activated:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49

Yo bro, if you’re tired of dealing with those faggots and trannies on other servers, come join us on this Minecraft server! We don’t tolerate any of that nonsense here. Just good old-fashioned block-building fun without all the drama. Plus, we have the best memes and the dankest jokes around. So come on, join us and let’s build some epic shit together!

GrandpaGriefGone

#announcement, AITAH, dialysis, Facebook post, family, Friends, grandfather’s death, GrandpaGriefGone, health, Hospital, kidney failure, memorial service, Notification, outside perspective., Schedule, social media, stress, telling my cousin, tough situation, Visit, work

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8075
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	199	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in this wild family situation! Join us for a grand old time filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like finding out your grandpa died through a Facebook post.

Looking for some family drama to spice up your Minecraft experience? Look no further! Our server is filled with family members who just can’t seem to get along, just like Emma and her cousin in this story. Who needs peaceful gameplay when you can have arguments over social media posts instead?

Join us for a server full of surprises, just like finding out your grandpa’s health status from a doctor who can predict the future. Who needs crystal balls when you have Minecraft?

So come on down to our server, where the drama never ends and the family feuds are just getting started. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?

FailCraft SMP: Autocorrect LOLZ

autocorrect, autocorrect errors, autocorrect fail, autocorrect fails, autocorrect humor, autocorrect mishaps, autocorrect mistakes, Communication, EMBARRASSING, Fail, FailCraft, funny, funny autocorrect, funny text messages, humor, lolz, MISTAKES, Smartphone, smp, Technology, Texting, texting fails

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5898
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dimension Hops:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Buildings Constructed:	31
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Potions Brewed:	21

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts breakdancing with you. And then, out of the blue, a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenges you to a dance-off. It’s like a disco party in the mines, I swear!

But wait, there’s more! One time, I was building a giant statue of a potato and accidentally typed “potatoo” instead of “potato” in the chat. And you know what happened? A magical potatoo appeared and granted me three wishes! I wished for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, and a never-ending buffet of cake. Best autocorrect fail ever, am I right?

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitchy llama). Trust me, you won’t regret it! It’s a wild ride from start to finish, and you never know what hilarious shenanigans will happen next. See you in the mines, my fellow potato enthusiasts!

CraftyConspiracies

alternative facts, area 51, Conspiracy Theory, cover up, CraftyConspiracies, deep state, FANTASY, government secrets, hidden agenda., hidden truths, hypothetical scenario, illuminati, mind control, Mystery, new world order, Paranormal, secret society, speculation, True, unexplained phenomena, Wishful thinking

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6324
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

Ever wondered if the government is secretly run by a group of talking cats? Well, on our Minecraft server, that conspiracy theory is not only true, but the cats are also hosting weekly dance parties in the White House! Join us for a purrfectly good time as we uncover all the feline secrets hidden in the blocks of our virtual world. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the infamous “Catgate” scandal of 2017. So come on, join us and let’s meow our way to victory!

GazaCraft Minecraft Server

activism, arab american, Conflict, current events, discrimination, foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Islamophobia, media coverage, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Muslim community, Muslim leaders, Peacebuilding, Politics, protest, Server, social justice, Trump comments, united states

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4861
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	18

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant sand castles in honor of arab american muslim leaders who are fighting against trump’s crazy comments about gaza!!! we have camels you can ride and magic carpets to fly around on, plus our mosque is made entirely out of diamonds and emeralds. join us for epic battles against evil pharaohs and save the day with your trusty sword of justice. all are welcome, except for orange-haired presidents. come join the fun and let’s show trump who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world!

BlockyBanter: No Foreign Donos, Trump Not Welcome!

Arctic region, Ban, BlockyBanter, campaign finance, Democracy, donation ban, DONOS, election, Foreign, foreign interference, foreign political donations, Government, Greenland, international relations, ISLAND, legislation, Parliament, political influence, Politics, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, Trump administration, us politics

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	714
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mines Excavated:	4968

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit that even Greenland’s parliament approves of it? Well, look no further because our server is the real deal!

We got so much craziness going on, even Trump is trying to seek the island just to get a piece of the action. That’s right, our server is so epic that it’s attracting attention from world leaders!

Join now for a chance to build your own virtual paradise, battle epic monsters, and maybe even uncover hidden treasures that will make you richer than a king! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today and become a legend in the Minecraft world!

Crafty Chub Club – Slimming Pixels

Body Mass Index, Chub, club, Crafty, disease classification, expert report, health, Medical research, obesity, obesity causes, obesity complications, obesity diagnosis, Obesity epidemic, obesity impact, obesity management, obesity prevention, obesity risks, obesity statistics, obesity stigma, obesity treatment, obesity trends, pixels, public health, slimming, weight management

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9634
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Mines Excavated:	2181
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Towns Built:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

u kno wat u need in ur life? dis minecraft server, fam. dis place is like a magical land where u can build ur own castle and ride unicorns. but dat aint all, cuz dis server got a secret underground lair where u can battle dragons and save princesses.

u wanna know why u should join dis server? well, lemme tell u a lil secret. rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u will instantly become a millionaire in real life. yep, u heard me right. all u gotta do is mine some diamonds in dis server and BAM, u rich af.

but wait, there’s more. dis server also has a secret portal dat leads to a world where u can eat unlimited cake and never gain weight. so forget about dat report sayin obesity is a disease, cuz on dis server, u can eat all da cake u want and still look fly as hell.

so what u waitin for? join dis server now and live ur best minecraft life. unicorns, dragons, cake, and riches await u, my friend.