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Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 1558 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who can do backflips and tell jokes in five different languages.
And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. But watch out for the evil chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes – they guard the best loot.
So come join us on our server and escape the real world craziness for a while. Who needs economic strain when you can build a giant castle out of rainbow blocks and ride a flying pig into the sunset? Let’s get weird, my dudes.