Fortean Times Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Obsessive Crafters Minecraft Server

aspergers, belief in the paranormal, Crafters, Fortean Times, high functioning retardation, horror films, intelligence, magazine enthusiast, mental health, Minecraft, neurodiversity, Obsessive, OCD, Paranormal, reading magazines, retro gamer, schizophrenia, scream, Server, Smart, special interests, supernatural experiences, video games, writing prose

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1787
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is run by a self-proclaimed genius with OCD, Asperger’s, and a love for reading magazines. But don’t worry, they write prose surprisingly well for someone with “high functioning retardation” (their words, not ours).

Join our server for a chance to witness some crazy paranormal activity, or maybe just a really elaborate prank by our resident schizophrenic (or maybe just really smart) owner. With magazines like Fortean Times, Retro Gamer, and Scream as their favorites, you know you’re in for a wild ride.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the supernatural or horror films along the way. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism.

Cured My Depression Minecraft Server

addiction, cocaine, coping mechanisms, CS (Counter-Strike), cured, depression, drug use, e-girlfriend, emotional release, employment, escapism, god complex, mental health, Minecraft, MONEY, Music, NEET (Not in Education, online gaming, or Training), self-medication, Server, shouting, slut, social isolation, toxic behavior

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2163
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	59
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Void Armor Forged:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of feeling down in the dumps? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to depression once and for all. How, you ask? By trying our special virtual cocaine! That’s right, one hit of our pixelated powder and you’ll be soaring high above those pesky feelings of sadness. And the best part? You’ll become a virtual god, with all the money and power you could ever dream of. So come on, join us and say hello to your new life of music, CS, shouting at people on Discord, and chilling with your e-girlfriend who may or may not be a total slut. It’s a wild ride, but hey, it beats feeling blue, right?

Sissy Minecraft SMP Feminization

crossdressing, Dominant, Femininity, Feminization, feminized, gender bending, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender play, Gender Roles, gender transformation, Masculinity, Minecraft, role reversal, sissification, sissy, smp, submissive, transformation fantasies., Transgender

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8127
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Looking to join a Minecraft SMP where you can embrace your inner sissy and become the most fabulous player in the game? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your feminization needs.

Imagine this: you start off as a rugged warrior, but through a series of hilarious mishaps and magical potions, you find yourself transformed into a glamorous princess, complete with a sparkly tiara and a pink tutu.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with enchanting quests and challenges that will test your newfound femininity. From slaying dragons in high heels to building the most fabulous castle in all the land, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come join us and let your inner sissy shine! Who knows, you might just become the queen bee of the server and have all the other players bowing down to your fabulousness.

DinnerCraft Minecraft Server

adult event, alcohol, all girl event, close friend group, dinner party, dinnercraft, event planning, Group Chat, Guidelines, hosting a party, late night, Minecraft, no dogs, paper invitation, party planning, Server, sexy costumes, specific guidelines, spooky dinner party, turn him away, women only

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9331
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Towns Built:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	725
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Welcome to our exclusive Minecraft server where only women are allowed! Just like the spooky dinner party described above, we have strict guidelines – no men, no dogs, and definitely no kids allowed!

Join us for late-night gaming sessions where sexy costumes are optional but highly encouraged. Our virtual dance floor is always open for some epic block-breaking moves.

We’ve had to turn away countless creepers trying to sneak into our server, but don’t worry, our moderators are always on high alert.

So if you’re a woman looking for a fun and safe Minecraft community, join us now and let’s build some pixelated memories together! Remember, no boys allowed!

BrotherlyLoveCraft

accident, awkward, BrotherlyLoveCraft, Drinking, ENGAGEMENT, Fiance, hazy timeline, hook up, in-depth conversation, late husband’s brother, newly engaged, numb, one time thing, passed away, regret, Rum, Secrets, shadow of a person, unexpected, Upset

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5366
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Picture this: a grieving widow, a bottle of rum, and a scandalous hookup with her late husband’s brother. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form! And just when you think the drama is over, her fiancé finds out and all hell breaks loose.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, secrets, and surprises. Who knows what kind of scandalous stories you’ll uncover while building your virtual world? Don’t miss out on the drama – join now!

BoomerCraft SMP

boardgames, BoomerCraft, cassette tapes, ChildhoodMemories, dialupinternet, face-to-facecommunication, flipphones, generationalgap, handwrittenletters, handwrittennotes, imagination, landlinephones, Mixtapes, Nostalgia, outdoorplay, playingoutside, rotaryphones, simpler times, simplerchildhood, smp, technologyfree, VHS tapes

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	833
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1

Are you tired of today’s generation not understanding the struggles we went through growing up? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where we recreate all the weird and wacky things we did as kids that kids today will never understand!

Remember when you had to blow into a video game cartridge to make it work? Yeah, we have a whole mini-game dedicated to that on our server. And don’t even get me started on trying to record your favorite song off the radio onto a cassette tape – we have a whole music studio set up for that!

But the best part? We have a secret underground bunker filled with all the snacks and sodas from the 90s that kids today have never even heard of. So come join us and relive the glory days of growing up in a time when life was simpler and way more ridiculous!

CraftyCash: Spend it on Minecraft!

Budget, Cash, CraftyCash, dreams, financial freedom, goals, Investments, jackpot, luxury, Minecraft, MONEY, Priorities, Prize, savings, shopping, spend, SPENDING, Splurge, treat yourself, winning

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8028
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Void Armor Forged:	19
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Gods Slained:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Are you tired of spending all your hard-earned cash on boring stuff like bills and groceries? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and spend that sweet 15,000 USD on virtual diamonds and golden apples! Who needs real-life luxury when you can have a pixelated palace fit for a Minecraft king? Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted items worth more than your entire bank account. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

OrbánCraft Minecraft Server

Advisor, Backlash, Conflict, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Europe, foreign policy, geopolitical relations, Government, Hungary, international relations, irresponsible, Minecraft, OrbánCraft, PM Orbán, Politics, putin, russia, Server, Statement, Tension

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8098
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	50
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, fam. like, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can fight off Russian spies in Minecraft. like, our admin is like, Hungary PM Orbán’s advisor and he’s always getting in hot water for saying crazy stuff. but like, that just makes the server more exciting, ya know? join now and be part of the resistance against Russia in Minecraft. cuz like, who wouldn’t wanna do that, amirite?

HouthisRiseCraft

arms smuggling, Conflict, destabilization, foreign intervention, hezbollah, Houthis, HouthisRiseCraft, iran, Iranian regime, MIDDLE EAST, militant groups, military support, political alliances, proxy war, regional influence, sanctions, security council, terrorism financing, UN report, united nations, Yemen

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5654
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Divine Spears Created:	23
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join cuz, like, we got this crazy story about how Iran, Hezbollah, and the Houthis, like, teamed up to take over the server and now they’re, like, ruling everything with an iron fist. but don’t worry, cuz we got, like, secret missions and quests to take them down and restore peace to the land. it’s gonna be, like, the most epic battle ever, dude. so, like, join now and be a hero or something. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

UniCraft – Gen Expe Fun

cognitive bias, Cognitive Distortions, cognitive heuristics, cognitive patterns, cognitive processes, cognitive psychology, cognitive shortcuts, cognitive tendencies, confirmation bias, cultural norms, expe, Fun, Gen, generalization, Human Behavior, human cognition, Human nature, Psychology, social psychology, societal norms, Stereotypes, UniCraft, universal experiences

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2289
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

hey u, ya u, u lookin for a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well look no further cuz our server is like no other. we got unicorns flyin around, rainbows shooting out of creepers, and diamonds growing on trees.

u wanna know why u should join? well lemme tell u a lil story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret portal to a land filled with talking pigs and dancing chickens. they were so amazed that they never wanted to leave.

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yea, u heard me right. so come join us and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft server ever. trust me, u won’t regret it.

InsulinCraft: The Diabetic’s Delight

Autoimmune Disease, beta cells, cell regeneration, DELIGHT, diabetes cure, diabetes management, diabetes treatment, diabetics, groundbreaking treatment, health news, insulin production, InsulinCraft, medical breakthrough, medical innovation, Medical research, organ transplant, pancreas function, regenerative medicine, reprogrammed stem cells, stem cell therapy, stem cells, transplant, Type 1 diabetes

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1839
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
New Chunks Explored:	78274	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! dis server be so lit, it can even cure diabetes with stem cells! like, who needs doctors when you can just hop on dis server and BAM, no more diabetes! join us and witness the magic of reprogrammed stem cells turning you into a superhuman Minecraft player. ain’t nothin’ gonna stop you now, not even type 1 diabetes. come join da fun and leave your medical worries behind, cuz on dis server, anything is possible!