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ProudlyJaponipSMPimpuc

90kg, ethnic korean, EURO, half, japonip, judo, Legit, lmfao, MEDAL, murao, orimpuc, Performance, Prideful, ProudlyJaponipSMPimpuc, silver

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6008
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	New Chunks Explored:	20430
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Murao winning a silver medal in judo while being half euro and half Korean? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and a community that’s as diverse as Murao’s heritage. Who knows, you might even discover your own hidden talent for judo while playing on our server. So come on, join us and let’s create some legendary moments together!

DadDont@MeCraft

Assertiveness, Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, custody, DadDontMeCraft, dinner plans, Divorce, driving at night, family dynamics, family relationships, father daughter relationship, INDEPENDENCE, parental expectations, parenting, senior in high school, teenage autonomy, teenage independence, weekend plans, weekend visitation

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4100
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Players Killed by Monsters:	9738	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Are you tired of dealing with divorced parent drama in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that family drama behind!

On our server, you can build your own virtual family with other players who understand the struggle of divorced parents. Need to vent about your dad’s unreasonable demands? We’ve got players who will listen and support you through it all.

Plus, we have a special “Drama-Free Zone” where you can relax and unwind without any family drama creeping in. Build your dream house, explore new worlds, and make lifelong friends who will always have your back.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to real-life family drama. Your virtual family is waiting for you!

TelemarketerTerror Minecraft SMP

annoyance, Boundaries, Cold Calling, Communication, customer service, Ethics, Etiquette, Frustration, Harassment, Manners, Minecraft, morality, patience, personal space, phone calls, Professionalism, Respect, rudeness, sales tactics, smp, telemarketers, TelemarketerTerror, telemarketing industry

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9372
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Are you tired of being harassed by telemarketers while you’re trying to build your epic Minecraft empire? Join our SMP and unleash your pent-up frustration on virtual telemarketers instead! We have a special mini-game where you can prank call them back and make them listen to your best creeper impression. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious pranksters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. So come join us and let’s show those pesky telemarketers who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

BlockyChildhoodTrauma

adulting, BlockyChildhoodTrauma, childhood innocence lost, childhood trauma, confronting the past, disturbing memories, dysfunctional family dynamics, emotional scars, healing journey, hidden trauma, hindsight, introspection, mental health, personal growth, psychological impact, realization, repressed memories, Self Discovery, suppressed emotions, Therapy, toxic upbringing

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7200
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Players Killed by Monsters:	6130
Farms Harvested:	598	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Zombie Dances:	6

Remember that time you thought it was totally normal for your parents to tell you that the tooth fairy was actually a tiny goblin who stole your teeth to build his castle? Yeah, turns out that was pretty messed up. But hey, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s just as wild and wacky as your childhood memories, then you’ve come to the right place!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted unicorn that poops out enchanted golden apples. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored blocks and defend it from an army of evil chickens wearing top hats. And don’t forget to watch out for the lava-filled moat that’s home to a family of friendly but slightly aggressive creepers.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s equal parts bizarre and hilarious, then come join us on our server. Just be prepared for some seriously messed up childhood flashbacks along the way!

Basement Gaming: Where mods are like mushrooms, only the best ones make the cut!

basement, Community, Cut, Discord, discount code, Experience, FRIENDSHIPS, Gaming, ggservers, Griefing, HACKING, Legacy, Memories, Minecraft, Mods, mushrooms, Performance, Prices, rules, Server, smp, Structures, Support, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7920
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Zombie Dances:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Star Shards Collected:	149	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Void Gems Collected:	12	Emeralds Found:	6553

Basement Gaming Minecraft Server Overview

Community with History	Basement Gaming is a Minecraft server with a rich legacy, filled with amazing structures, friendships, and memories.
Play Your Way	Players have the freedom to choose their own path, whether it’s embracing chaos or focusing on building.
Simple Rules	Straightforward rules that only prohibit hacking, allowing players to have as much freedom as possible.
Vanilla+ Experience	Curated mods enhance gameplay without straying too far from the classic vanilla feel.
Hosted by GGServers	Rock solid performance, top-notch support, and reasonable prices make GGServers the best choice for hosting.

Join Our Community on Discord!

Get whitelisted here: https://discord.gg/V2rXHX3Rz6

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are griefing and PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, griefing and PvP are allowed on Basement Gaming to give players the freedom to play their way.
What are the rules on the server?	The only rule that is strictly enforced is no hacking. Other than that, players have the freedom to do as they please.
Do I need to be a modding expert to enjoy the server?	No, the curated mod list is easy to install and enhances the gameplay experience without complicating things.
How can I get whitelisted on the server?	Join the Discord community using the provided link to get whitelisted and start playing on Basement Gaming.

Grammar Nazi’s Minecraft Server

annoying kid, Australia, caesar cut hair, Character, condescending, dialect, Gammar Nazi, Glasses, grammar, Grammar Nazi, Highschool, IRRITATING, junior high, Minecraft, minute details, Nazis, nerdy, Region, Server, Speech, uk, US, Writing, zip up hoodie

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1100
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Enchantments Applied:	211	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	240

Are you tired of dealing with Grammar Nazis in your Minecraft server? Well, fear not, because on our server, they don’t stand a chance! Our server is a safe haven for all players who just want to have fun without someone correcting their every move.

Join us and experience a world where you can build and explore without fear of being judged for your grammar. No more annoying kids with caesar cut hair and zip-up hoodies telling you how to speak or write.

So come on over and join the madness! Build your dream world, make new friends, and leave those Grammar Nazis in the dust. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Minecraft SMP: StraightOutta/biz/

altcoins, Bitcoin, Bitcoin price, Blockchain, cryptocurrency, cryptocurrency market, cryptocurrency trading, Digital Currency, finance, Financial Advice, financial news, investing, investment strategies, king shitcoin, long-term investment., market analysis, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, price prediction, smp, StraightOuttabiz, Trading

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6439
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our server is where all the action is at! Join us for a chance to witness the legendary King Shitcoin as he tries to navigate the treacherous world of cryptocurrency and see if he can make it to 44k before the creepers blow up his precious diamonds! Trust us, it’s a rollercoaster of emotions and you won’t want to miss it. So come join us for a wild ride filled with drama, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of treasure hunting (if you’re lucky)!

WeddingDressDrama50%

aita, artisan, beadwork, bride, Budget, groom, guestlist, Marriage, native american, Obnoxious, POVERTY, RESERVATION, semi retired, throwaway account, Traditional, traditional feast, tribal elders, tribal gown, wedding dress, wedding planner, WeddingDressDrama50

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8372
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Farms Harvested:	353
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20

Are you tired of boring old wedding dresses? Want to spice up your big day with a traditional tribal gown that costs more than your entire wedding budget? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wedding extravaganza like no other, complete with traditional dancers, drummers, and a feast catered by women on the reservation. And don’t worry, we have plenty of virtual money to throw around, so feel free to splurge on that $33,000 gown made by our artisan.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy drama and outrageous wedding demands. Will you be the one to stand up to your fiancé and say enough is enough? Or will you give in to her every whim and watch your budget go up in flames?

Join now for a wedding experience you’ll never forget, only on our Minecraft server!

CreeperCrushin’

awkward, awkward encounters, awkward moments, CreeperCrushin, cringeworthy, dating fails, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing memories, embarrassing mishaps, embarrassing moments, embarrassing situations., embarrassing stories, failed attempts, funny, Humiliation, impressing others, social blunders, social faux pas, trying to be cool, trying to impress, trying too hard

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5629
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Buildings Constructed:	35
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

Are you tired of embarrassing yourself in front of that special someone? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can impress them with your epic building skills instead! Imagine crafting a majestic castle made entirely of diamond blocks just to show off – now that’s how you win someone’s heart! Join us and leave your embarrassing moments in the real world behind as you conquer the virtual realm with your creativity and charm. Who needs smooth pick-up lines when you can build a pixelated masterpiece? So come on and join us, where love is just a block away!

CanuckCraft: Ukraine Edition

armour donation, Canada, CanuckCraft, Conflict Resolution, cross-border issues, defense equipment, diplomatic relations, Edition, foreign policy, Global Alliances, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military cooperation, military support, national security, peacekeeping efforts, political tensions, Russian territory, strategic partnership, territorial disputes, Ukraine

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1798
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Mines Excavated:	1009
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

hey u, ya u reading this! wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit, even Ukraine is using armour donated by Canada on Russian territory just to play on it? yea, u heard that right! this server is so epic, even world politics can’t resist joining in on the fun. come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventures ever. we got dragons flying around, unicorns dancing, and creepers doing the macarena. don’t miss out on the action, join now and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!