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Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 9561 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of trannys (yes, you read that right) stumbled upon a magical Minecraft server where anything was possible. They built a rainbow castle made entirely of diamond blocks and rode around on flying pigs while battling evil zombie villagers. It was epic.
But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic dance battles with the Ender Dragon, go on quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Truth, and even attend a virtual llama fashion show. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else.
So what are you waiting for? Join Sic semper trannys today and let the madness begin!