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| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 8538 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 30 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 434 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit dat even most canadians think MPs accused of foreign interference should be named, charged, and jailed just to play on it! like, u gotta be a real bad boy to handle dis level of epicness.
we got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made of diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. u gotta watch out for the lava, tho, it’s hot like a spicy poutine.
and the best part? we have a secret underground society of polar bears who control the server. they wear top hats and monocles, it’s wild.
so, if u think u can handle the madness, come join us on dis minecraft server. but beware, once u enter, there’s no turning back. it’s like getting stuck in a never-ending game of hockey with a moose.
