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MineHonkai: Star Rail LOLz

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8948
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ores Mined:	5382	New Chunks Explored:	367389
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Magic Items Found:	8429

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it’ll make you question if you’re still in the real world or if you’ve been sucked into the digital realm like Tron.

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world so vast, you’ll need an Ender Pearl just to get around. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds deeper than your ex’s love for you, and fight off mobs so fierce, they make the Wither look like a cute little bunny.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive, even Herobrine can’t get in. We’ve got custom events that will blow your mind, like a PvP tournament where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword (Disclaimer: diamond sword may not actually exist in real life).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin! Just don’t blame us if you lose track of time and forget to eat, sleep, or do anything else in the real world. It’s all part of the Minecraft magic, baby!

LazyLlama’s 4chanDoomScrolling Bedrock Adventure

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3818
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7

Are you tired of being a couch potato and wasting away in bed all day? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the depths of boredom! Join us and embark on epic adventures filled with crazy quests, hilarious mini-games, and wild antics that will have you laughing until you cry!

Forget about 4chan and YouTube, because on our server, you’ll be too busy building insane structures, battling mythical creatures, and exploring mysterious lands to even think about doomscrolling. Plus, our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to your boring old routine. Trust us, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave!

Blocky Banter: Crafting Chaos & Creepers, Where Even Steve Says ‘LOL, When Will We Have Something Like This?’

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1704
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Buildings Constructed:	45	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring a world filled with both KINO anime and the most disgusting no shower weeb shit! From epic adventures to softcore hentai, there’s something for everyone on our server.

But that’s not all! We also offer the unique opportunity to coom like never before while watching Sword Art Online and discovering just how terrible it really is. And who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a cute fairy shortstack along the way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a shower when you can have a virtual waifu instead? Don’t blame Biden for your lack of a cute waifu – blame yourself for not joining our server sooner!

Crafty Chaos: Lost in Blocks

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2812
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Magic Items Found:	4001
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Are you tired of sleeping in your car and dreaming of a Ford Focus? Want to escape the high rent prices and lay-offs in Ontario? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and embark on a journey to Alberta, the land of the F150!

Forget Trudeau and his nonsense, come to our server where you can mine your way to a better life. No passport needed, just a sense of humor and a love for Engrish.

Don’t let depression get you down, join us and let’s build a community where even Ford Focus owners can find love. Help a fellow player get to Alberta by donating small amounts of in-game currency. May the force be with you as you embark on this epic Minecraft adventure!

Crafty Truth Bombs

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6033
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Animals Bred:	169
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	493	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb…literally! Join us and witness the epicness of our international truth nukes, where every block you break reveals a shocking truth about the world. Want to know if aliens really exist? Just mine some diamond ore and find out! But be warned, the truth can be explosive! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride of uncovering secrets and blowing minds. Who knew Minecraft could be so enlightening?

Crafty McCraftface: Where the only thing you’ll win is a blocky trophy!

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9147
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	8409	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, where legends are made and dreams come true! They call him Mr. Untouchable because he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a gang of friendly creepers who just want to hug you (with explosions). Our diamond mines are so rich, even Herobrine himself would be jealous. And don’t even get us started on the secret treasure hidden in the Nether – rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to control time itself!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds to zombie villagers who moonwalk while attacking, you’ll never know what crazy creatures you’ll come across next.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the legend of Mr. Untouchable! Just be sure to watch out for those hugging creepers…

Crafty Kiseki Kingdom

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2264
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Emeralds Found:	4693
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic, mind-blowing, and downright ridiculous place to play Minecraft!

Join us on a journey to a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a talking cow who gives out free diamonds to a friendly Enderman who loves to dance, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bottomless Pit, where players can test their luck by jumping in and seeing where they end up. Will you land in a field of diamonds or a pit of lava? The only way to find out is to take the plunge!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure on our Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you stand too close to a creeper)!

PussyCraft: Where Even Creepers Have More Courage!

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5859
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Emeralds Found:	6268	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Welcome to the server where we proudly boast the title of being the biggest pussies on the planet! Our flag is a giant gaping vagina because we just love getting fucked over by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft. But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – our pet zombie pigmen army that will protect you from any danger! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. So why wait? Join now and experience the ultimate pussy power in Minecraft!

Minecraft: Punching Trees and Faces in ‘/sfg/ Street Fighter General Server’

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1733
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Secret Passages Found:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles and crazy adventures.

Imagine fighting off creepers and zombies with the skills of a Street Fighter pro! Our server is filled with high level replays and frame data to help you dominate the competition. And if you need a break from Minecraft, hop on Fightcade to play classic fighting games like Street Fighter II and Alpha 3.

But that’s not all! We even have Daigo drills for your warm-up routine, because who doesn’t want to channel their inner esports legend while playing Minecraft? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the ultimate fusion of Minecraft and Street Fighter madness!

DrunkCraft: Where we promise not to drink and mine…until we find diamonds!

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8963
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Mines Excavated:	1210
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	New Chunks Explored:	479758

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your disappointing wine and dildo experiences? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time that will have you laughing until your stomach hurts (in a good way this time)!

Our server is so fun, it will make you forget all about that terrible bottle of wine you tried to drink. We have so many exciting adventures waiting for you, you won’t even remember why you were feeling dizzy and confused in the first place.

And as for that disappointing dildo purchase? Well, let’s just say our server is so entertaining, it will make you wonder why you ever thought a dildo could bring you joy.

So come join us on our server and let the laughter and fun wash away all your troubles. Who needs hedonismmaxxing when you have our crazy Minecraft world to explore?