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PresidentialSilence Minecraft SMP

Accountability, bush, Chaos, Clinton, Communication, crisis management., current events, former presidents, Government, leadership, Media, Minecraft, News, obama, political commentary, Politics, PresidentialSilence, public figures, response, Silence, silence speaks volumes, smp, US

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4033
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2249	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

OMG GUYS, U NEED TO JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SMP, IT’S LIT AF! LIKE, OBAMA, BUSH, AND CLINTON ARE ALL TOO BUSY PLAYING ON OUR SERVER TO EVEN CARE ABOUT THE CHAOS IN THE US. THEY’RE TOO BUSY BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHTING OFF CREEPERS TO WORRY ABOUT POLITICS. LIKE, WHO NEEDS TO BE PRESIDENT WHEN U CAN BE KING OF THE DIAMOND CASTLE? JOIN NOW FOR A WILD RIDE, Y’ALL! #MINECRAFT2021 #OBAMA4KING

CaramelCraft Minecraft Server

aita, bad person, Brownies, cafe, cakes, caramel, CaramelCraft, child, dessert, fit, headphones, last piece, Minecraft, Mother, Music, Neighborhood, Queue, salted caramel, Server, Shortcake, sweets, weekend, Yelling

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8028
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of pure chaos and fun! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, where the only limit is your imagination.

Are you tired of entitled kids throwing tantrums over dessert? Well, on our server, you can feast on all the shortcake with salted caramel you want, without any bratty kids trying to steal it from you! Build your own bakery and fill it with all the delicious treats you desire, without any entitled parents demanding you give it to their precious little angels.

Join us on this epic adventure and let your creativity run wild. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own outrageous stories in the world of Minecraft? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue!

FertileCraft – Keepin’ it to Myself

Communication, Decision making, egg donor, emotional burden, emotions, family, family dynamics, FertileCraft, fertility journey, Guilt, infertility, ivf, keepin, parents, Pregnancy, reproductive health, secrecy, shame, sister, success, Support, transfer process

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9010
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	40	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2283	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and judgment while trying to start a family in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all that nonsense and focus on building your dream family!

Join us and experience the thrill of creating your own little blocky babies with our advanced IVF system. No need to worry about unsuccessful rounds, because on our server, every cycle is a success!

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try our egg donor option? It’s a game-changer, literally! Your parents won’t even know what hit them when you surprise them with the news of your blocky bundle of joy.

So come on over to our server and leave all the real-life drama behind. Let’s build some blocky families together!

RusGasBlockCraft

blocks, Diplomacy, economic impact, energy dependence, ENERGY MARKET, energy policy, energy security, energy supply, European Commission, european union, foreign affairs, geopolitical tensions, germany, global politics, international relations, Natural Gas, Politics, RusGasBlockCraft, Russian gas, sanctions, trade relations

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5927
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

lol ok so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz like, we got all the Russian gas you could ever want! Germany be blockin’ sanctions but we be servin’ up that sweet, sweet gas all day erryday! Join now for a gas-tastic time and maybe even start a gas empire of your own! Don’t miss out on the gas party, join now!

OrcaCraft: Free Willy’s Revenge

Animal Behavior, animal captivity, animal rights, animal welfare, Captivity, captivity effects, free, Free Willy, Keiko, marine animal behavior, marine mammals, orca behavior, orca captivity, orca conservation, orca intelligence, orca pod, orca rehabilitation, orca release, OrcaCraft, orcas, Revenge, treatment of animals, wild animals, Willys

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7750
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Runes Activated:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

come to our epic minecraft server where we have the only orca who was released but couldn’t make friends with other orcas because he was captured when he was just a baby! join us for the most epic adventures and build the craziest creations with your new orca friend by your side. who needs other players when you have a majestic sea creature as your companion? come join us now for a whale of a time!

ShroomCraft: Enhance Learning & Explore!

Behavior, brain chemistry, brain health, cognition, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive psychology, cues, Enhance, exploratory behavior, Explore, investigation, learning, mental health, mind-altering substances, neuroscience, psilocybin, psychedelics, reinforcement learning, research, Rewards, ShroomCraft, study

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3362
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Star Shards Collected:	169
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Votes:	9789
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	16
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Dimension Hops:	12

so, liek, u know how sum servers r all boring and stuff? well dis server is, liek, totally different cuz we got psilocybin, man! it, liek, makes u learn better and, like, explore more! so, if u wanna, liek, level up ur minecraft skills while trippin’ balls, dis is the server 4 u, bro! come join us and, liek, let’s get weird together! 🍄🌈🤪

GhostCraft Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Beautiful, BREAKPOINT, detailed world, Exploration, Future, Game, Gameplay experience, gaming industry, ghost recon, ghostcraft, graphics, Immersive, Minecraft, next level, open world, Realistic, Server, Stunning, Technology, video game, visually stunning

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2658
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Towns Built:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the ghost recon breakpoint of Minecraft worlds!

Join us for a wild ride through stunning landscapes, intense battles, and crazy adventures. Our server is so beautiful, you’ll swear you’re actually in the game!

But that’s not all – we have secret hidden treasures, mythical creatures, and even a unicorn that farts rainbows! Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond sword, you’ll gain superpowers and be able to fly like a superhero!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyCode Minecraft Server

coding, coding challenges, coding discussion, coding help, coding projects, coding resources, coding tips, computer science, CraftyCode, Minecraft, programming, programming advice, programming community., programming inspiration, Programming Languages, programming projects, programming support, programming tools, Server, Software Development, Technology, web development

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8518
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, wildest, most mind-blowing server you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to mine diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig, battle against an army of evil chickens armed with diamond swords, or build a castle made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends, spinning sick beats while you battle to the death in the arena.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Your Minecraft experience will never be the same again!

WaitressWatchdog Minecraft Server

bad habit, blind date, Boss, Critiquing, date, diet coke, espresso martini, eye contact, Frustration, looking down, Minecraft, mule, Pace, PISSY, Restaurant, Rockets, Rude, Server, Shy.., Startup, Unproblematic, waitress, WaitressWatchdog

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3372
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Votes:	5493
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Secret Passages Found:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Are you tired of boring dates and looking for some drama in your life? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing faster than our espresso martinis is the speed at which you can build rockets!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy step-sisters, demanding bosses, and passive-aggressive dates. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos and excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama at the restaurant and come build your own adventure on our server. Just remember, always make eye contact when ordering your virtual Diet Coke!

BedtimeBattlesMC

AITAH, bartend, bedtime, BedtimeBattlesMC, central time, Communication, compromise, disagreement, discipline, fear, flexibility, james bond movie, late shift, law, lenient, parenting, Public, Son, undermining, undisciplined, Wife

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5134
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Are you tired of being ruled by the bedtime police in your own home? Join our Minecraft server where bedtime is a thing of the past! We believe in flexibility and fun, just like this dad who let his son stay up late to watch James Bond. Who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers all night long?

On our server, you can be the master of your own destiny, just like this dad who stood up to his wife and her strict bedtime rules. No more fear of being judged as an undisciplined parent – on our server, anything goes!

So come join us and let your inner rebel out. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a late-night battle against a horde of zombies, just like this dad fought against his wife’s strict rules. Let’s show the world that bedtime is just a suggestion, not a law!

PhilippineWorkz Minecraft Server

economic inequality, employment, Filipino workers, global labor index, human rights violations, Job Opportunities, job security, labor conditions, labor exploitation, labor laws, labor rights, labor standards, Minecraft, minimum wage, Philippines, PhilippineWorkz, Server, worker protection, worker safety, workers’ rights, working conditions, workplace conditions, worst countries for workers

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8567
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	616
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Dimension Hops:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	6

come join the minecraft server where all the workers are treated like kings and queens! forget about the philippines, here you can mine for diamonds and build your own castle! we have unicorns roaming around and free pizza every friday! plus, if you join now, you get a pet dragon to protect you from creepers! who needs the real world when you can escape to our magical server? join now and live your best blocky life!