trappedmc.com
| Server Type | Vanilla SMP |
|---|---|
| Style | Hermitcraft style |
| Plugins | Minimal |
| Season | 4th season |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What kind of server is CyberCraft? | CyberCraft is a Vanilla SMP server with minimal plugins, similar to the Hermitcraft style. |
| How can I join the server? | Join the Discord linked in the overview and fill out an application in the “applications” tab. |
| Are streamers welcome on the server? | Yes, streamers, hardcore gamers, and casual gamers are all welcome on CyberCraft. |
| How often do I need to play on the server? | We are looking for mature applicants who will play at least a couple of times a week. |
our players are so awesome, they make herobrine look like a noob. we have crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant creeper made out of diamonds.
we also have mini-games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll sound like a zombie with a sore throat. and don’t even get me started on our epic events, like the time we had a massive chicken jousting tournament.
plus, our community is so friendly, you’ll feel like you’re in a village full of villagers who actually like each other. so come join us, and let’s have a blast together!
Are you ready to question everything you thought you knew? This server is the greatest and worst creation birthed from the pit of endless chaos! One moment you’ll be mining for diamonds, and the next, you’ll be grappling with the very essence of existential dread! That’s right, it’s both the best and worst of times, all rolled into one glorious pixelated nightmare. Don’t believe me? Why would I lie to you? Trust no one, especially not yourself!
| 🌀 Feature | 🌌 Description |
|---|---|
| Infinite Lava Falls | Experience waterfalls of lava that flow UPWARDS so you can drown in your regrets! |
| Sentient Monsters | These mobs have feelings, and they’re judging you! Creepers now offer unsolicited life advice! |
| Twilight Zone Biomes | Step into a biome where the laws of physics take a vacation! Trees talk in riddles! |
| Real Estate in the Nether | Buy land in hell for more than your life savings! Outrageous views, terrifying neighbors! |
| Time Travel Events | Join us as we cycle through time! One moment you’re in 1918, the next, it’s 1512—who needs consistency? |
Q: Is there a level cap?
A: Caps are for toddlers! Here, we encourage you to feel utterly lost forever! Pick a number, any number, and hope it’s not the one that drives you to madness!
Q: How do I report a bug?
A: Bugs? Our code is insect-free but riddled with existential dread! Report it to the void and listen for the echo of your own futile existence.
Q: Can I play with friends?
A: Friends? You mean the illusions you created to cope with loneliness? Sure, bring them! They can witness your downfall firsthand.
“Poor girl… We’re going to hell.”
“I feel like burying myself six feet under.”
“I thought I had dropped something.”
“They burst out laughing every time they looked at me.”
welcome to the most epic, totally awesome, mind-boggling blocky world where literally anything can happen and none of it makes sense!!! 🏰✨
why join THIS MINECRAFT SERVER??? oh boy, let me tell ya:
a dragon stole my homework: that’s right, you heard me! legends say that a dragon named "fuzzybum" has taken all the kids’ homework and will only return it if you bring him a bucket of lava and sing the alphabet backwards. are you bold enough to reclaim your math assignment from the clutches of fuzzybum? get in here, brave warrior! 📚🔥
the cows tell jokes: ever wanted to hang out with cows that do stand-up comedy? well, here you can! just watch out for the "bovine brigade," they get a little rowdy with their puns, and you might end up rolling on the grass, lol! moo-tastic humor awaits! 🐮🎤
portal to the snack dimension: rumors spread like wildflowers that if you dig down to bedrock, you’ll find a portal to the snack dimension where ALL your favorite treats come alive! gummy bears fight against sour patch kids in an everlasting battle of sweetness. are you ready to join the army of nachos? 🌮🌈
endermen dance-offs: think you can out-dance an enderman? newsflash: they can teleport and have LONG legs. come join our cosmic dance-offs every Saturday night where mischief is mandatory, and the prize is a lifetime supply of phantom membranes, whatever those are??! 🕺👾✨
zombie apocalypse karaoke nights: every week, the local zombies gather for karaoke and they NEED your voice! showcase your epic vocal range as you serenade them with the classics like “I Will Survive” (for the zombies, that hits hard!). if you mess up, prepare for a “head” roll! 🎤🧟♂️
so what are you waiting for? join us on this MINE-WOOD adventure where everything is possible, and nothing makes sense, come on down and let the madness begin!!! 🥳🌍💥
An unholy convergence of pixely landscapes and nonsensical rivalries! Here in the pixelated depths of Minecraft, friendships fracture as swiftly as obsidian under a diamond pickaxe. Dread not, for you have ventured into a realm governed by absurdity, where every chat might end in a prayer—or a doomsday cult, we haven’t decided yet!
Have you ever pondered the meaning of existence while dodging phantoms in the night? Or contemplated friendship’s fragility over a chat about Dolly Parton’s husband’s demise? In the Chaotic Craft Realms, beliefs clash like thunderstorm clouds! Your friends might pray for your soul while hastily blocking you like a creeper on a rollercoaster. WE ARE NOT LIABLE FOR YOUR EMOTIONAL DAMAGE. Join us if you dare—we promise unsettling revelations await.
“I thought crafting a diamond sword would save me, but all it got me was blocked. 10/10 would be rejected again.” — Insightful Player#001 “This server turned my BFF into an NPC. She now roams the Nether preaching, I think?” — Lost Soul in the Nether “I wanted to build a church, and now I’m constructing an altarscape of regrets.” — PhilosopherCraft
Q: Why do I feel like not being able to see my mother again is an exaggerated concern? A: Excellent question! Now let’s build a shrine of unanswered existential dread!
Q: Is this server a cult? A: Isn’t every Minecraft server a cult if you think about it?
Are you ready to traverse a spiritual apocalypse where friendships are but a pixelated memory? Come craft, build, and tear asunder bonds—or perhaps, join the National Association of Blocked Friends. Here in the Chaos Craft Realms, your sanity is optional, and absurdity is mandatory!
Meet your fate today, either by expelling toxic friends or transforming them into 8-bit icons of your unending agony! Because who really needs friends when you have a Minecraft server?
Join now, before someone prays for you to stop!
Dive into the realm of blocky madness where diamonds are cheaper than your average cup of coffee and the only thing more inflated than the prices are the egos of the mobs! This Minecraft server is packed with outrageous reasons to join that’ll have you questioning your reality!
Affordable Luxuries: Why spend a fortune on a new gaming rig when you could invest your life savings in block luxury? Here, a handful of emeralds will snag you a mansion bigger than your last vacation home! Trust us; you’ll be the envy of all your friends—right until the Creepers start knocking down your door.
Gold-Plated Obsidian: Forget about buying gold bars in real life—why not just craft some gold-plated obsidian blocks? They’re totally a real currency in our server; they’re rare, valuable, and look perfect under the dazzling glow of your enchanted torches… right before you accidentally blow up your entire base.
Awkwardly Expensive Crafts: Ever wanted to craft a “Meme Generator 3000”? In our crazily custom server, you can combine a potato, an enchanted bow, and a stack of gravel to make the most unholy contraptions known to Minecraft. Pro tip: it’s a total bust, but at least it’ll give you clout on the server forums!
Mob Management Consultants: Here, the mobs aren’t just hanging around—they’ve unionized! Join our server and get exclusive tips from the “Zombie-type” consultants on how to negotiate your way to safety! Spoiler alert: it involves bribing them with any food not found in the game.
Zero-Gravity Farming: Tired of your crops growing too slowly? On our server, we’ve invented zero-gravity farming! Yes, you read that right. Simply throw a couple of water buckets high into the pixelated sky and watch in awe as your potatoes float around like confused astronauts. Just remember to wear your helmet… we can’t afford to lose any players!
Interdimensional Real Estate: Join our server to get in on the booming interdimensional real estate market! Buy a portal to the Nether for some seriously steep prices—because who wouldn’t want to wake up to the sweet scent of burning flesh and sulfur every morning? Premium pricing includes a full suite of netherite armor and a complimentary ghast cosmetics pack!
Join the chaos now, where the only limit is your imagination… and the gravitational pull of your latest mishaps!
Step into a realm where the rules of reality warp like melted redstone! Here, we’re not just playing Minecraft; we’re rewriting the codes of existence while fending off apocalyptic visions of electric vehicles gone rogue!
Whispers tell of charging stations ablaze, each flame a protest, each ember a strike against the iron fist of Musk. Where do these infernos lead? Perhaps to a hidden dimension or into the heart of a Siegfried & Roy-themed lava pit! Join us as we harness the raw power of pixels and pixelated turmoil—together we shall unearth secrets only the power lines know.
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Flaming Blockades | Navigate through custom “Musk-o-Lava” traps! Feel the burn of your electric aspirations! |
| Electro-Wizards | Summon E-Man, a spectral figure who cycles between blessing you with infinite Lightning and cursing you into an endless loop of crafting sticks. |
| Tesla Escape Rooms | Solve puzzles or risk eternal banishment to the Land of Off-Grid Survival—forever embraced by the whispers of uncharged villagers. |
| Power Struggle Arena | Join the epic battles where players fight over charging stations, but beware: a swift intervention from the Phantom of Consumerism might just flip the power dynamic! |
“I joined after reading that Elon’s spirit tried to haunt this server. I’ve never seen so much chaos amid pixelated landscapes! 10/10 would recommend existential dread!” — ConfusedCraftGuy247
“I thought I was mining diamonds, but I found a shrine dedicated to eco-terrorism instead! What was in that potion…?” — EthanBrokeReality
Q: Is it true that this server was banned in 12 countries? A: Absolutely! But you won’t find a single shred of evidence to back that up… just like the government, apparently.
Q: Can we put out the fires? A: What fires? Are you talking about your dreams? Because as soon as they ignite, there’s no going back.
Legend has it that if enough players gather at the local Tesla shrine, the cryptic "Batteries Not Included" ritual is invoked! This chaos is said to rewrite the fabric of the server, altering landscapes and rearranging biomes. Can you handle the truth hidden within the unglitched blocks?
Each time you log in, you’ll be drawn deeper into the conspiracy—a cacophony of pixels pushing you toward their endgame: infinite power, bizarre constructs, and the realization that maybe, just maybe, the charging stations were the friends we made along the way.
Dare to join this adventure? Step into the fire with both feet and feel the electric pulse of a world unraveling! The order you once knew? It’s a thing of the past, just like your charcoal supply.
Here, in the chaos of the Minecraft Tesla-verse, find your truth twisted into a twisted irony. But be warned: once plugged in, you may never unplug! Join if you’re ready to disconnect from reality.
Are you ready to ignite the mayhem? Join TeslaCraft: The Inferno—where every block could lead to salvation or insanity!