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CraftyCrackheads

addiction, amusement, amusing addictions, chuckling, comedic recollections, CraftyCrackheads, former cravings, former dependencies, former obsessions, funny memories, humorous addictions, humorous reflections, laughing at myself, Laughter, Nostalgia, old addictions, past fixations, past habits, past indulgences, Reminiscing, silly habits

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	488
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	239
Dragon Eggs Found:	2523	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Remember that time you were so addicted to eating raw potatoes that you started a potato cult in your backyard? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But now, it’s time to channel that addictive energy into something way more fun – our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, you’ll never look back.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let’s create some hilarious memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary diamond banana hidden deep within our pixelated world. See you there!

CraftyNostalgia

changing interests, childhood favorites, CraftyNostalgia, evolving tastes, forgotten passions, former hobbies, former obsessions, hobbies, interests, letting go, lifestyle changes, moving on, Nostalgia, old habits, past loves, past passions, personal development, personal growth, Self Discovery, shifting priorities

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	472
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Remember the days when you lived and breathed Minecraft like it was your oxygen tank in a post-apocalyptic wasteland? Well, get ready to reignite that fiery passion on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with diamond blocks. But these weren’t just any ordinary diamond blocks, oh no. These diamond blocks were enchanted with the power of unlimited pizza delivery! That’s right, whenever this player placed one of those enchanted diamond blocks, a pizza would magically appear in their inventory. And not just any pizza, but a pizza with toppings so exotic, it would make Gordon Ramsay weep tears of joy.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and dance the night away. Imagine creepers breakdancing, skeletons doing the cha-cha, and zombies attempting the moonwalk. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So, if you want to experience the thrill of finding enchanted diamond blocks and partying with mobs, then come join our server! Who needs oxygen when you have pizza-powered diamonds and dancing zombies, am I right?

TariffCraft: Trump’s Revenge

economic policy, Economy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, global relations, import/export, international diplomacy, international trade, market volatility, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, Revenge, sanctions, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade war, trump, Trumps, united states, US trade partners

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4275
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Meteorites Collected:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39

so, like, u know how trump is always like “i’m gonna put tariffs on u!” well now he’s like “europe, u r on my list too!” but like, who cares about that when u can join our minecraft server instead??? we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are made of pure chocolate and our creepers give u hugs instead of blowing u up. come join us and forget about all that boring real world stuff. plus, u can build a giant statue of trump out of dirt if u want. it’s gonna be yuge, believe me.

EcoPlane Boarding Fun

#economy class, air travel, Airline, airline policies, boarding, boarding order, boarding process, boarding strategy, economy passengers, EcoPlane, efficiency, Flight, Fun, group boarding, lower economy, passenger convenience, passenger experience, plane boarding, priority boarding, seating arrangement, Transportation, travel, travel logic

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7654
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8331
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

so like, u know how when u get on a plane, the rich peeps get to board first? well, on our server, we do things differently. we let the lower economy groups board first cuz they’re at the back of the plane anyway! it’s like a reverse VIP treatment, but way more fun!

come join our server and experience the thrill of boarding a virtual plane in the most outrageous way possible. who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret treasure chest full of diamonds hidden in the overhead compartment!

and if that’s not enough to convince you, just imagine all the crazy adventures you’ll have with our wacky community. we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon! true story, bro.

so what are you waiting for? hop on board our server and let the madness begin! who knows what kind of ridiculous shenanigans you’ll get into next. trust us, it’ll be a flight you won’t forget!

Toxic-Free Zone: Empower Exploration

algorithm, content moderation, design, digital platforms, empower, empowerment, Exploration, information sharing, online behavior, online communities, Platforms, polarization, research, social media, social media companies, SPENDING, Technology, toxic content moderation, ToxicFree, user control, user engagement, user experience, Zone

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1133
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30

so, liek, u kno wat wud be way bettr than toxic content moderation? joining dis amazin minecraft server, duh! we got all da craziest stuff u can imaginate, from giant chickens dat poop out diamonds to lava water slides dat lead to secret treasure caves.

u wanna explore and have fun? dis is da place to be, cuz we give u all da control to do wutever u want. wanna build a giant statue of ur pet rock? go for it! wanna ride a pig off a cliff? why not!

plus, we got da most epic community of players who are always down for a good laugh and a crazy adventure. so, wat r u waitin for? join dis server now and let da madness begin!

Vibe house SMP

Adventure, BUILD, Community, Craft, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Gaming, Grief Prevention, multiplayer, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Shops, Survival, Teleportation, Trading, Vanilla

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2169
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Craft, build, survive, vanilla. A simple semi-vanilla survival experience with teleportation, grief prevention, trading and shops.

Come join our community, and begin your next adventure with us!

play.vibe-house.net

ExoriaCraft

adventurers, architectural skills, Build Competitions, Builders, building prowess, chillsmp, collaboration, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, Custom Tools, Economic ladder, Economy, ExoriaCraft, Friends, Fun, Grinders, Resources, Rewards, survival gameplay, Trade, unwind, wealth

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	337
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4149
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Welcome to ExoriaCraft ChillSMP! A relaxing haven for builders, grinders, and adventurers alike. Here, you’ll find a friendly community that fosters creativity, collaboration, and endless fun. Whether you’re looking to showcase your building prowess, climb the economic ladder, or simply unwind with friends, ExoriaCraft is the perfect escape.

Key Features:

Immersive Survival Gameplay – Dive into a survival experience tailored for casual players and dedicated enthusiasts alike. Build Competitions – Show off your architectural skills and compete for exciting rewards. Balanced Economy – Engage in a well-maintained economy system where effort and strategy pay off. Trade, grind, and grow your wealth while keeping things fair and fun. Grind-Friendly – Enjoy resource stacking and custom tools to make grinding feel smooth and rewarding.

exoriacraft.minecraft.best

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Gaming, java, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8402
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

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MysticCraft Realms 1.20.6

1.20.6, asian, Asian whore, Bitch, Chat, chingchong, Comment, female, Harassment, Independent woman, INFERIOR, Male, MONKEY, MysticCraft, racism, Realms, response, sexual harassment, superior, telegram ID, white male, whore, WOMAN

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8675
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Dimension Hops:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Yo, this server is lit AF! We got this independent queen who needs some good ol’ racism and sexual harassment thrown her way. Let’s see how this Asian chick reacts to some superior white male trolling. Join now and let the chaos begin! Telegram ID: sy_8864 for all your harassment needs. Let’s get this party started, fam!

Imagining Minecraft SMP Sex – Nope

black men, blacked, desire, FANTASY, fetish, Forbidden, handpussy, imagination, Imagining, interracial, longing, Minecraft, nope, race play, racial dynamics, self pleasure, sex, sexual fantasy, sexual frustration, smp, taboo, unattainable, white pussy, whiteboi

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6782
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Potions Brewed:	156
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only action you’ll be getting is from building epic structures and battling mobs! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Legend has it, that chicken statue brought good luck to all who gazed upon it, granting them unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Rainbow Llama. If you can find and tame one of these majestic creatures, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only thing getting “blacked” is the obsidian we mine for our epic Nether portals. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

FishyFiascoFunLand

aunt, broken fish tank, Communication, compensation, Confrontation, destructive, expensive, family, Family Events, FishyFiascoFunLand, holiday season, ignoring, misunderstanding, payment, pool table, RAMBUNCTIOUS, reconciliation, replacement costs, resolution, secondhand, Wedding

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2354
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Chimeras Created:	4	Emeralds Found:	3033
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Villages Defended:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape family drama and join a community of players who won’t break your fish tank!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the chaos of family gatherings and broken promises. Who needs compensation for a shattered fish tank when you can build your own virtual aquarium in Minecraft?

Forget about angry aunts and uncles, here you can focus on building, exploring, and having a blast with fellow gamers. And don’t worry, no one will accuse you of trying to rip them off or manipulate them – unless it’s all in good fun in-game!

So come on over and leave the family drama behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect place to unwind, relax, and maybe even invite your aunt to your virtual wedding – who knows, she might just show up!

BlockbusterBizarre

bizarre film, BlockbusterBizarre, controversial film, dark and twisted, disturbing film, disturbing imagery, disturbing movie, disturbing scenes, extreme cinema, fucked up movie, graphic content, horror movie, messed up cinema, messed up movie, psychological horror, shocking cinema, shocking film, twisted cinema, twisted plot, unsettling film, unsettling movie

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5589
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	335
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the craziest, most messed up movie you’ve ever seen, but in Minecraft form!

Join our server if you want to experience a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. From giant flying pigs to talking trees, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party with dancing creepers!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to him. Join us and maybe you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a dance-off for the title of Chicken King!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you questioning your sanity, look no further. Join us now and prepare for the most fucked up Minecraft experience of your life!