🔥former Houthi official Minecraft Servers

OopsCraft: HouthiOopsie!

Apology, Attack, Conflict, Diplomacy, error, foreign policy, former Houthi official, grave mistake, HouthiOopsie, Houthis, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, mistake, OopsCraft, peace negotiations, Politics, regional tensions, regret, War, Yemen

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3835
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Towns Built:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3166	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Magic Items Found:	6685

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join because, like, we have the craziest adventures ever. like, one time, we accidentally attacked Israel and it was, like, a total oopsie daisy. but, like, don’t worry, we totally learned our lesson and now we just, like, build epic castles and stuff.

you gotta join, man. like, seriously, we have the best parties and the coolest mods. plus, like, our community is, like, the most chill ever. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever!

CraftyLiar420

affectionate, close friend, CraftyLiar420, Cruel, depression, easy way, Exercise, favorite foods, gym, husband, Intimacy, INTIMATE, lying.., medication, ozempic, relationship, second opinion, self-conscious, time for myself, weight gain

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9309
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where weight loss is the key to success! Join us and embark on a journey to shed those extra pounds in the most outrageous way possible.

Are you tired of your significant other not finding you attractive because of your weight gain? Look no further, on our server, we have a special potion that will make you drop pounds faster than you can say “diamond sword”. Say goodbye to boring diet and exercise, and hello to magical weight loss!

Join now and experience the thrill of lying to your spouse about how you’re losing weight. Sneak out for an hour a day under the guise of going to the gym, while actually just chilling in the virtual world of Minecraft. Your spouse won’t suspect a thing, and you’ll be rewarded with more affection and intimacy than you’ve had in months. It’s a win-win situation!

So come on, join our server and start your weight loss journey today. Who knew losing weight could be so fun and deceitful?

LuxuryNotLame – Minecraft SMP

affluent, comfort, deluxe, exclusive, extravagance, Extravagant, Fancy, grandiose, high end, indulgence, Lavish, luxury, LuxuryNotLame, Minecraft, opulence, pampering, Posh, Premium, Privilege, smp, sumptuous, swanky, Upscale

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9728
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Farms Harvested:	733
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Dimension Hops:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the ultimate luxury of having a pet dragon that can fly you around the server! Yes, you heard that right, forget about boring old horses or pigs, we’ve got DRAGONS! And not just any dragons, these dragons can also shoot fireballs and protect you from any pesky griefers trying to ruin your day.

But that’s not all, our SMP also has a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and hidden traps that will challenge even the most experienced players. And if you manage to survive the traps and make it to the end, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond armor set that gives you superhuman strength and the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest, and most luxurious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of Minecraft!

Blocky Love Woes

arguments, blocky, Commitment, Communication, compromise, counseling, disagreements, Divorce, Expectations, family, fidelity, finances, in-laws, Intimacy, long-term commitment, love, Marriage, Partnership, relationships, responsibilities, Trust, woes

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6135
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	28	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Animals Bred:	145	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Tired of being tied down in marriage? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only commitment you have is to building the most epic pixelated castle! Say goodbye to nagging spouses and hello to endless possibilities in our virtual realm.

Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself wants to join in on the fun! Rumor has it he’s tired of haunting players and just wants to relax and mine some diamonds with us. Plus, our server has a secret underground cave filled with rare treasures and a hidden portal to the Nether – perfect for those looking for a little extra adventure.

But wait, there’s more! We have a weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to see who can construct the most outrageous structure in just 10 minutes. Winner gets bragging rights and a virtual trophy made out of enchanted golden apples.

So why waste your time with real-life drama when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Come join us and let the fun begin!

ShipSinker Minecraft Server

China, Competition, Defense, defense budget, demonstration, global security, low-cost bomb, maritime security, military innovation, military power, military technology, Minecraft, naval capabilities, naval warfare, Practice, Server, ShipSinker, sink ship, strategy, Successful, surface ship, Tactics, us military

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7291
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Dragons Tamed:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Ores Mined:	8269

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA BE PART OF SOMETHING EPIC? THEN JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE SINK SHIPS WITH LOW-COST BOMBS LIKE IT’S NOBODY’S BUSINESS! CHINA IS TAKING NOTE, BUT WHO CARES, WE’RE TOO BUSY HAVING A BLAST (LITERALLY)! COME JOIN US FOR SOME EXPLOSIVE FUN AND SEE WHY WE’RE MAKING WAVES IN THE MINECRAFT COMMUNITY. DON’T MISS OUT ON THE ACTION, JOIN NOW!

WarCraftFunTime

Conflict, deployment, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, germany, international relations, military intervention, missile defense, Négotiation, peace talks, political tension, russia, sanctions, Scholz, security concerns, Ukraine, us missiles, War, WarCraftFunTime

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6426
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	132
Dimension Hops:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	New Chunks Explored:	822934
Crops Grown:	2273	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

so, liek, dis server is liek da bomb diggity, u no? u gotta join dis server cuz we got unicorns flyin around and rainin skittles, bro. also, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u gonna find a secret portal to a land made entirely of bacon. no joke, man. plus, if u dont join dis server, da US gonna deploy missiles in Germany and we don’t want dat, do we? so join now and save Germany from becoming a missile target. u da real MVP, bro.

BlockHub: Not What You Expected

ad revenue, ad targeting, adult entertainment, BlockHub, content curation, Content Optimization, Data Analytics, data tracking, digital platform, expected, online marketing, online video platform, Personalized Content, pornhub, targeted advertising, user behavior, user engagement, user experience, user preferences, user retention, user satisfaction, website optimization

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2611
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Votes:	404	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

So, like, you ever wanted to play Minecraft but also see some weird stuff? well do i have the server for you! we got all the blocky goodness of Minecraft PLUS some wild shenanigans that will make you question your life choices.

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide. we got it all, baby!

Our server is so lit that even Pornhub is jealous. they be like, “dang, why didn’t we think of adding Minecraft to our site?” but it’s too late, cuz we already got the monopoly on weird and wonderful Minecraft content.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride. who knows what you’ll see next? maybe a cow doing the macarena or a zombie breakdancing. the possibilities are endless on our server. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun!

MemoryCraft: 92% Accuracy Server

Accuracy, accuracy rate, Alzheimer’s diagnosis, Alzheimer’s disease, Blood Test, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, dementia, diagnostic accuracy, diagnostic tools, general doctors, Healthcare, medical professionals, Medical research, medical technology, medical testing, memory disorders, Memory Loss, MemoryCraft, neurodegenerative diseases, neurologists, Server

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4179
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Runes Activated:	8
Love Letters Sent:	20	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

join dis server if u want ur brain to be as sharp as a diamond sword in minecraft!! we got potions that will make u remember where u put ur diamonds, we got villagers that will teach u how to trade like a pro, and we even have a secret dungeon where u can test ur memory skills against the toughest mobs in the game!! forget about those other servers with boring minigames, come to ours for a real challenge and see if u can beat the odds like a true minecraft master!! trust us, ur brain will thank u later!!

BearCraft LifeSteal

BearCraft, DobbyBear, in game playing, LifeSteal, Minecraft, real money, Server, Store, STREAMS, twitch

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9424
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Astral Projections Made:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	7461
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18

This server has no Real Money store and it is all fair and gained through in game playing or watching streams! Find The Owner Live on Twitch @ DobbyBear

bearsmp.apexmc.co

CapeCraft – Creative and Friendly Survival

Community, English only chat, family friendly, family friendly server, Friendly, Minecraft core aspect, No Griefing, No pvp, no swearing, player run villages, player-run, player-run shops, public shop, sharing, Shops, small communities, Staff, Survival, Trading, Villages

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5203
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

CapeCraft is a server dedicated to keeping Minecraft’s core aspect alive. We are a survival server where you’ll be encouraged to work, trade and share with other players. CapeCraft is a survival server with No PVP, No Griefing and No Abuse of any type. We try to keep our server family friendly which is why we ask for no swearing and an English only chat on the server. All of our staff are friendly but firm and rule breakers will be swiftly dealt with.

The community will thrive and develop into small communities each having their own village name and shops. Certain people will be in charge of each village and this will be entirely up to the people who run them. Players can start their own shops and villages just by building them and inviting people over, they can grow from there. All these villages will be player run and no commands will be used to set any villages up, nor will any ranks be given to players who own a village. Each village can have their own rules and it’s completely up to the players to run and maintain them!

Of course, there is always the option to live on your own, not in a village which is always as fun! You can just visit the public shop to buy/sell items and enjoy survival from there.

capecraft.net/discord

play.capecraft.net

BagCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

4koma, Account XP, BagCraft, Banners, blue archive, Bounties, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Events, Friends, guides, Hards, Hieronymus, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Livestream, Manga, Minecraft, PVs, Resources, ROADMAP, Scrimmages, Server, Side Content, Total Assault, Ultimate

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9213
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might miss out on all the fun! 2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Join them or fight against them – the choice is yours! 3. Our server events are so intense that even the Ender Dragon begged for mercy after witnessing the madness. 4. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs in just to see what crazy shenanigans are happening on our server. 5. We have a special event where players can ride on the backs of TNT blocks and race to see who can explode first – it’s a blast! 6. Our server is so popular that even the villagers have started their own reality show called “Keeping Up with the Blockians”.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!