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BlockyBankBoi4Prez

Bank of Canada, Bank of England, BlockyBankBoi4Prez, Canadian politics, Central Banker, economic policy, Economic Stewardship, Financial Expert, fiscal responsibility, Former Governor, government leadership, international experience, justin trudeau, leadership role, Mark Carney, monetary policy, political ambitions, political career, Potential Candidate, Potential Prime Minister, Running for Office

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5140
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

so like, imagine if mark carney, the dude who was in charge of all the money stuff in canada and england, was like “yo, i’m gonna run for prime minister of canada after trudeau.” that would be so wild, right? like, can you imagine a world where the guy who was all about banks and stuff is now in charge of the whole country? that’s some next level craziness.

but hey, speaking of crazy things, have you heard about this minecraft server? it’s like, the most insane place to play minecraft ever. there are giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and you can ride on unicorns that fart rainbows. not even kidding, it’s the most ridiculous and hilarious server you’ll ever find.

and get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking potato. yeah, you read that right. a talking potato who wears a top hat and monocle. he’s always cracking jokes and making everyone laugh. it’s like being in a comedy show while playing minecraft.

so if you want to experience the most absurd and entertaining minecraft server out there, come join us. who knows, maybe mark carney will even make a surprise appearance and start building a bank in the game. anything is possible in this wacky world we live in.

FiancésGoneWild Minecraft Server

AITAH, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, family drama, family dynamics, family living arrangements, Family Support, fiancé’s family, FiancésGoneWild, house guests, kicking out, Minecraft, overstepping boundaries, personal space, privacy invasion, relationship strain, Server, setting boundaries, special needs, therapy session, Tough Decisions, tough love

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6457
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Magic Items Found:	8333
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Players Killed by Monsters:	7997
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of unwanted houseguests rearranging your furniture and going through your closet? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual house with no nosy in-laws allowed!

We promise no one will open your virtual mail or try to cancel your virtual therapy sessions for your virtual special needs child. Plus, if things get out of hand, you can just kick them out with the click of a button – no need to deal with any real-life drama!

So come join us and build your dream Minecraft world without any interfering in-laws. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with family drama in real life!

GFsHalfMarathonDrama

advice, athletic goals, Barre classes, Basketball, Cardio, Commitment, Communication, elite running club, encouragement, FITNESS, GFsHalfMarathonDrama, half-marathon, Injury prevention, Jogging, motivation, peak performance, Physical fitness, relationship, Running, Support, Training

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9703
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dragons Tamed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	30

Are you tired of boring excuses to avoid events? Join our Minecraft server and run a virtual half-marathon instead! Our server is so epic, your girlfriend will sign up just to avoid missing out on the action. Plus, our 12-week running program will have you sprinting through blocks like a pro!

We have a resident elite runner (28M) who has finished 5th overall in a 10k race and 12th in his category for a half-marathon. He knows his stuff and will guide you through the virtual race course with expert advice. And don’t worry about getting tired from two workouts a day – our server is so exhilarating, you’ll be running and building in no time!

So ditch the excuses and join our Minecraft server for the wildest half-marathon experience of your life. Who needs real-life races when you can conquer the virtual world with us? Let’s race to the finish line together, one block at a time!

CompliMentor SMP

Admiration, appealing, Captivating, charming, Compliment, complimentary, CompliMentor, Creative, delightful, encouraging, Engaging, flattering, flattery, INTERESTING, Intriguing, original, positive feedback, praise, smp, thoughtful, Unique, Uplifting

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7522
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Mines Excavated:	2460
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Dimension Hops:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig off a cliff while being chased by a horde of angry chickens. Or how about participating in our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct a giant toilet out of diamond blocks in under 10 minutes?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “TNT Olympics” event where players compete in explosive challenges such as “Spleefing with TNT” and “Blowing up the Admin’s House”.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

EarGasmTunes

audio pleasure, auditory delight, blissful tunes, eargasm, EarGasmTunes, euphoric melodies, favorite song, feel-good music, harmonious tunes, melodic vibes, Music, music appreciation, music lovers, music therapy, musical bliss, musical ecstasy, musical euphoria, relaxing tunes, soothing sounds, soulful melodies

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3480
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Star Shards Collected:	279
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to rip your ears off? Well, look no further because our server will give you the ultimate eargasm with our custom soundtrack featuring only the most epic tunes that will make your blocky world come alive! Join us and experience a musical journey like no other as you mine, build, and battle to the beat of your favorite songs. Who needs Spotify when you have our server? Join now and let the music take you to new heights in Minecraft!

CraftyCrashF16Fun

(PILOT), accident, air force commander, aircraft, Aviation, consequences, CraftyCrashF16Fun, crash, Defense, dismissal, f-16, Fatal, Fires, investigation, leadership, Military, national security, president, Tragedy, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	201
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Dimension Hops:	12

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE UKRAINIAN PRESIDENT WANTS TO JOIN! HE FIRED HIS AIR FORCE COMMANDER AFTER HE CRASHED AN F-16 TRYING TO LAND IN OUR SPAWN POINT! JOIN US AND YOU MIGHT GET A CHANCE TO FLY A PLANE TOO! WHO NEEDS A PILOT’S LICENSE WHEN YOU HAVE MINECRAFT SKILLS, AMIRITE? #FIREINTHESKY #CRASHANDBURN #MINECRAFTAIRFORCE

MetaSurvivalCraft

adaptation, biology, Environment, Evolution, FITNESS, genetic traits, genetics, human biology, human evolution, human physiology, hunter-gatherer lifestyle, metabolism, MetaSurvivalCraft, natural environment, natural selection, physical traits, slow metabolism, Survival, survival skills, Wild, Wilderness

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6399
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Secret Passages Found:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Gods Slained:	2

So, like, imagine this server where, like, if you have a slow metabolism you can, like, totally dominate the game! Like, you won’t even need to eat as much food as the others, so you can spend more time building epic structures and exploring the world. It’s like a superpower, dude!

Join our server and become the ultimate survival expert with your super slow metabolism. You’ll be the envy of all your friends as you effortlessly conquer the wilderness and show off your amazing builds. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover secret hidden powers that only slow metabolizers possess. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so come join us and see what crazy adventures await!

FibroBlasted: Ageless SkellyCraft

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6736
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
New Chunks Explored:	100460	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Farms Harvested:	124
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	432

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own cytoskeleton out of blocks! we got young and aged dermal fibroblasts running around, comparing their proteomics and secretomics like it’s a dang science fair. who needs redstone contraptions when u can study the aging process of skin cells while fighting off creepers? come join the fun and see if u can outbuild the cytoskeleton master!

Dumpster Fire Season 2: The Hot Mess Express

Adventure, application, Builders, Community, Currency, DETECTION, Dumpster, express, Fire, friendship, hot, location, maintenance, Mess, Perks, Playstyle, Plugins, Positive, Prevention, Ranking, rules, Season, Shop, Skills, smp, Survival, Unique, Warp

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4585
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Love Letters Sent:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

CampCraft – Season 2 Overview

Server Description
Welcome to CampCraft – Season 2! We have just launched our second season with a map refresh. Join our 18+ Whitelisted SMP server where the possibilities are boundless. Enjoy an epic journey with a vibrant community of players.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without being whitelisted?	No, this is a Whitelisted server. Please fill out the application form provided to be whitelisted.
Are there any age restrictions to join?	Yes, you must be 18 years or older to join CampCraft.
Are there any fees to play on this server?	No, the server will never ask for any money from players. There are no donation requests or selling of ranks.
What kind of plugins does the server have?	The server has plugins such as AuctionHouse, BlueMap, Essentialx, GriefPrevention, Jobs, McMMO, PlayerWarps, QuickShop, WildRTP, along with additional mods for maintenance and cheat detection.
What are the rules of the server?	The rules include being nice, no harassment or bigotry, no cheating, no griefing/stealing, obtaining consent for building near others, and more. Please refer to the complete rule list provided.

Application Form

Preferred name:
Minecraft name:
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Blocky Brawlers Minecraft Server

blocky, brawlers, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6142
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Are you tired of Reddit trannies banning you for speaking the truth about vaccine side effects? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all conspiracy theorists and banana lovers alike! Join us as we uncover the shocking truth behind the vaccine side effect that turns you into a banana-hating mutant. Who needs journos when you have us to make a movie about this epic saga? So come on, join our server and let’s peel back the layers of this fruity mystery together!

SMPBritCraft – The British Invasion of Minecraft SMP

Brit, British, chebs, fucking, fucking lovely, fucking massive, Invasion, long tail tags: ones, Lovely, Massive, Minecraft, onesedish, sedish, smp, SMPBritCraft, too

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6405
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	91	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Star Shards Collected:	213	Secret Passages Found:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their puny little chebs? Well, look no further, because our server has CHEBS. And not just any chebs, we’re talking MASSIVE, LOVELY chebs that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chebslovely Chebs, rumored to grant you incredible powers if you can find them. Some say they hold the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe, while others believe they’re just really nice to look at. Either way, you won’t want to miss out on the chance to uncover their mysteries.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find such a perfect combination of ridiculousness and pure, unadulterated chebs? Trust us, once you experience the magic of our server, you’ll never want to play on a regular old Minecraft server again. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the chebs guide you to greatness!