CraftyCrackheads

addiction, amusement, amusing addictions, chuckling, comedic recollections, CraftyCrackheads, former cravings, former dependencies, former obsessions, funny memories, humorous addictions, humorous reflections, laughing at myself, Laughter, Nostalgia, old addictions, past fixations, past habits, past indulgences, Reminiscing, silly habits

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6549
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Void Gems Collected:	16
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Enchantments Applied:	214

Remember that time you were so addicted to eating raw potatoes that you started a potato cult in your backyard? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But now, it’s time to channel that addictive energy into something way more fun – our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, you’ll never look back.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let’s create some hilarious memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary diamond banana hidden deep within our pixelated world. See you there!

Vanilla Playground

3 years, Adventure, Anarchy, classical, creativity, Decision making, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Friends, Griefing, Join, MODERN, no bounds, Playground, smp, Survival, TEAM, Unlimited, unregulated, UNTAMED, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7326
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Vanilla Playground Server (VPG)

IP Address	play.mcvpg.org
Version	1.21.1

Overview

Are you tired of the mundane and regulated Minecraft experience? Do you crave the thrill of untamed adventures and unexplored territories? Look no further, for Vanilla Playground Server (VPG) is here to bring back the essence of true Minecraft exhilaration. Embark on a journey like never before, where creativity knows no bounds, and every decision is entirely yours to make. Join us for classical survival on a modern version that has been up for 3 years. Grief, build, explore with friends, do ANYTHING!

Discord

Find a team on our Discord server: discord.mcvpg.org

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the server?	No, there are no rules on the server. It’s an anarchy server with complete freedom.
Are there any plugins installed?	No, the server is completely vanilla with no plugins.
Is there a map reset schedule?	No, there are no map resets on VPG. The world has been up for 3 years.
Can I play with my friends?	Yes, you can invite your friends to join you on the server for multiplayer adventures.
How can I report griefing or inappropriate behavior?	Unfortunately, since it’s an anarchy server, there is no formal way to report such incidents.

Mystic Haven Realms 1.20

balkan, balkan wife, Commitment, Cultural, cultural marriage, Diversity, ethnicity, FAITH, family, finding love, Haven, interfaith marriage, long term relationship, love, Marriage, Muslim, muslim wife, mystic, partner, Realms, relationship, Traditional, Wife

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7285
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	New Chunks Explored:	912993
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got the craziest thing going on – they’re giving out free Muslim Balkan wives to all new players! I know, right? Who wouldn’t want a wife from the Balkans who can also teach you about the Muslim culture while you’re mining for diamonds? It’s like a multicultural paradise up in here! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your dream world with your new Balkan babe by your side!

CraftyGifts Minecraft Server

Apology, christmas gift, Coat, Communication, communication skills, Conflict, CraftyGifts, Decision making, Ego, EMBARRASSMENT, Friend, gift giving, Honesty, husband, Marriage, Minecraft, misunderstanding, online shopping, relationship, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, social etiquette

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2698
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Magic Items Found:	2866	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	48

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life relationships? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without worrying about lost links or forgotten gifts!

Join us for a world of endless possibilities, where you can create your own long winter coats and never have to rely on anyone else for Christmas presents. Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild and leave all the real-life drama behind.

So why wait? Join us now and leave the lies, excuses, and hurt egos at the door. Build your own virtual paradise and never worry about misplaced links or forgotten gifts again!

Name: “OffensiveDaveMC”

Adopted, bullying, confusion, conservative area, cultural appropriation, culture, Diversity, Friends, Identity, judgement, legal name, Mulan, name change, offensive, OffensiveDaveMC, personal choice, racism, social norms, tolerance, White, WIBTA

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8160
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Are you tired of boring old white names? Want to spice up your Minecraft experience with a name that’s straight out of a movie? Join our server and embrace your inner Mulan (yes, like the Disney princess)!

Experience the confusion and bullying firsthand as you navigate through a conservative town filled with white names and white people. But fear not, once you move away and join our server, you’ll be free to be your true Mulan self without judgment.

Don’t let anyone tell you that cultural appropriation is a bad thing when it comes to choosing your Minecraft name. Embrace the uniqueness and stand out from the crowd as the one and only Mulan in the game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventures begin!

HateCrafters

ANNOYING, arrogance, bad manners, BETRAYAL, Betrayal of Trust, dishonesty, dislike, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, frustrating, hate, HateCrafters, ignorance, inconsiderate, insensitivity, intolerance, lack of empathy, people, Pet Peeves, rude behavior, Selfishness

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	156
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Towns Built:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Animals Bred:	192	Dimension Hops:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Are you tired of dealing with annoying players on other servers who steal your diamonds and blow up your creations? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “no griefing” policy! We even have a special jail for griefers where they have to mine obsidian with a wooden pickaxe for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Army” – a group of highly trained chickens who will protect you from any would-be griefers or mobs. These chickens are armed with diamond swords and have been known to take down even the toughest of enemies.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to the Nether where you can battle against a giant zombie pigman boss for epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Dream Pod DNA Harvest

Artificial Intelligence, Conspiracy Theory, Dna, DNA harvesting, dream, dream manipulation, dystopian, FANTASY, futuristic, genetic engineering, Harvest, matrix, pod, pod people, Robots, Sci Fi, science fiction, Sleep, speculation, speculative fiction, subconscious, Technology, virtual reality, wet dreams

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5357
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. You gotta join because, like, the pigs wear sunglasses and the chickens can breakdance. It’s like a party in your computer, dude.

And get this, the trees talk to you in a British accent and give you advice on how to build the sickest treehouse ever. Plus, there’s a secret underground disco where the creepers go to bust a move.

Oh, and did I mention that the diamonds are actually magical unicorn poop? Yeah, that’s right. Mine those sparkly turds and become the richest player on the server.

So, like, if you wanna have the most epic time of your life and hang out with the weirdest creatures in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. Trust me, it’s like a trip to Wonderland on steroids.

VA Guilds

Address, Checking, Chill, Discord, Guilds, interested, JOINING, occasional, Recommend, Server, smp

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3944
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	422	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	393	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	VAGuilds
Server Address	VAGuilds.mcpro.io
Mods	More swords, Quality of life, Create, Quests, Guilds
Description	A chill SMP server with occasional PvP, perfect for players who enjoy guild activities

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server using the address VAGuilds.mcpro.io
What mods are installed on the server?	The server has mods including More swords, Quality of life, Create, Quests, and Guilds
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed but it is occasional and not the main focus of the server
How can I learn more about the server?	Join the server’s Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/TKQy2PQWKK

Mystic Sands 1.21.2

1.21.2, animal adaptations, Animal Behavior, animal diet, animal habitat, animal research, conservation, Cooking, desert animals, desert ecosystem, Endangered species, herbivore, Jerboa, mystic, nocturnal animals, rodent, sand dunes, sands, small mammals, Tapir, unique animals, wildlife, wildlife observation

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7424
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	16

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got jerboas and tapirs cooking up some crazy shiz! Like, who even knew those animals could cook, right? But on this server, anything is possible! Join now and witness the culinary skills of these epic creatures firsthand! It’s a total game-changer, man!

MommaSaidNoGriefers

biological child, cooking criticism, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, grandmother, insulted daughter, MommaSaidNoGriefers, mother-daughter relationship, mother’s party, stepchild, STEPDAUGHTER, stepmother

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1583
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	3336	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Void Armor Forged:	29
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	568	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Farms Harvested:	989	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server with drama hotter than a lava pit? Look no further than our server, where family gatherings are more intense than a creeper explosion!

Join us and experience the thrill of family dynamics gone wrong, just like in this crazy story. Cook up some drama with your stepmother and grandmother, and see who can out-spice the other in the ultimate cooking showdown.

With more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether, our server will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the End. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness of our Minecraft world!

MovieSMP_CharSelect

Acting, anime character, Antagonist, COSPLAY, dream come true, dream job, dream role, fantasy role, favorite character, fictional character, Hero, iconic character, imagination, movie character, MovieSMP_CharSelect, opportunity, Protagonist, Role Model, role-play, series character, wish fulfillment

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2917
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrrrr. Like, I heard that if you join, you get to play as your favorite movie, series, or anime character. Like, imagine being Iron Man and flying around shooting creepers with your repulsor beams. Or being Naruto and using your ninja skills to build the sickest base ever.

And get this, there’s this secret underground city where only the elite players can go. I heard that there’s a hidden treasure chest with like, a million diamonds in it. And if you find it, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs.

Plus, the admin is this super cool dude who dresses up as a wizard and grants wishes to anyone who can beat him in a build battle. I heard that someone wished for a house made entirely out of cake and the admin actually made it happen.

So yeah, if you want to have the most epic, hilarious, and insane Minecraft experience of your life, you HAVE to join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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