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SleepyPainterFixer

aita, bad paint, bad painter, basement painting, correcting mistakes, Divorce, ex, fixing mistakes, former contractor, loving spouse, mean behavior, painting disaster, pick up daughter, Redecorating, repainting, SleepyPainterFixer, talent for painting, trim cutting

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2684
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Potions Brewed:	31
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will paint a beautiful picture of fun and adventure? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and more laughs than you can shake a pickaxe at.

Just like fixing up a bad paint job, our server will have you coming back for more as you explore new worlds, conquer mighty foes, and maybe even discover a hidden talent for building. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing so hard that you’ll forget all about your ex and their terrible painting skills.

So why wait? Join us on the most hilarious Minecraft server around and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might just find yourself painting a masterpiece of memories with your new friends.

MemoryLaneMC SMP

Carefree, cherished, childhood memory, delightful, fond, Fun, Happy, Heartwarming, Innocence, joy, Laughter, memorable, MemoryLaneMC, Nostalgia, playful, Precious, Recollection, Reminiscing, sentiment, Smile, smp, Special

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4458
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Void Gems Collected:	16
Dragons Tamed:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Remember that time when you were just a wee lil’ blocky player, frolicking through the pixelated fields of our server? Oh, the memories! The time when we all banded together to build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig, or when we had an epic battle with a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but wooden swords and stale bread. Good times, good times.

But that’s not all! Our server is the only place where you can find rare, mythical creatures like the elusive diamond-encrusted sheep or the majestic flying squid. And let’s not forget about our resident mad scientist who’s always cooking up crazy potions and experiments in his secret underground lab.

So come join us on our server, where the adventures are endless and the laughs are plentiful. Who knows, maybe you’ll create a childhood memory that will make you smile for years to come.

CreeperCarnage-69

Alarming, bone-chilling, chilling, CreeperCarnage69, creepy, danger, DREAD, fear, Frightening, goosebumps, hair-raising, heart-stopping, HORRIFYING, INTENSE, nerve-wracking, Nightmare, Panic, petrifying, Scary, spine-chilling, Terrifying

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5997
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

Have you ever been chased by a horde of creepers while trying to build a house made entirely of TNT? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for heart-pounding adventures, epic battles with giant spiders, and the chance to befriend a pet zombie pigman named Bob.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay blocks of diamond instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground lair of the elusive Ender Dragon, who loves to challenge players to a game of Minecraft chess.

So if you’re ready to test your survival skills in the craziest Minecraft world imaginable, join us today and see if you have what it takes to conquer the chaos!

CraftyCommies vs. FreedomFighters

#freedomfighters, aggression, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Crimea, Diplomacy, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, intelligence, international relations, Invasion, Military, nato, occupation, putin, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Ukraine, US spy, War

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6065
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	495356	Living Statues Befriended:	2

so, like, u ever wanted to be part of a crazy adventure where u gotta help russia take back ukraine from the evil forces that have taken over? well, this server is the place for u! join us and be a spy for russia, sneak into enemy territory, and take back what is rightfully theirs! but be warned, it’s gonna be a difficult fight, so bring ur a-game and get ready for some epic battles! join now and be a hero in this insane war for control of ukraine!

CraftyDepressCraft: Linking Blocks to Mental Blocks

air pollution, alcohol, anxiety, behavioral health, blocks, climate change, Commercial determinants, CraftyDepressCraft, depression, environmental factors, Fossil Fuels, gambling, linking, Mental, mental health, mental ill health, previous studies, public health, risk factors, self harm, social media, SUICIDE, tobacco, ultra-processed food, umbrella review

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7210
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off the evil forces of tobacco, alcohol, and ultra-processed food! we battle against the dreaded social media monsters and take down the fossil fuel demons!

join us as we conquer climate change and defeat air pollution in epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat!

fight alongside your fellow players as we strive to protect our mental health and vanquish the forces of depression, suicide, anxiety, and self-harm!

come join the fun and save the world in the craziest minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Welcome to TwinScythe PVP City, where Minecraft relationships are complicated, we’ve got everything from tornados to guns to voice chat!

Beer, bio fuel, Chat, city, COMPLICATED, decorations, Discord, family, Furniture, golden apples, Guns, Instruments, Land Claim, Loot, Minecraft, Modded, monster spawners, Npc, Paintings, Potion, PvP, QoL mods, Raid, relationships, Server, strength, Tornados, TwinScythe, VOICE, weather system, Weve

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4807
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Animals Bred:	134	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

TwinScythe PVP City Minecraft Server

Overview:

Description
TwinScythe PVP City is a 5000×5000 block city with roadways and subway systems. Around 80,000-90,000 buildings. No natural regeneration meaning you must make potions or beer or golden apples to heal yourself. There is tons of furniture and other decorations. Skill systems to get stronger. No land claim system so anyone can raid / be raided. The buildings are full of monster spawners and loot. Minecraft comes alive is on the server so you can start your own NPC family. There are guns, cars, and planes with biofuel production. Playable music instruments. Create your own paintings to hang on the wall and a lot of QoL mods. New weather system with tornados. Join the discord to see how to get the mod pack and on server. Discord Link. Modpack is on CurseForge “twinscythe PVP City”. dynmap Dynmap Link.

Description

TwinScythe PVP City is a 5000×5000 block city with roadways and subway systems. Around 80,000-90,000 buildings. No natural regeneration meaning you must make potions or beer or golden apples to heal yourself. There is tons of furniture and other decorations. Skill systems to get stronger. No land claim system so anyone can raid / be raided. The buildings are full of monster spawners and loot. Minecraft comes alive is on the server so you can start your own NPC family. There are guns, cars, and planes with biofuel production. Playable music instruments. Create your own paintings to hang on the wall and a lot of QoL mods. New weather system with tornados. Join the discord to see how to get the mod pack and on server. Discord Link. Modpack is on CurseForge “twinscythe PVP City”. dynmap Dynmap Link.

FAQ:

1. How do I join the TwinScythe PVP City Minecraft server?

You can join the server by downloading the modpack from CurseForge and connecting using the provided IP address.

2. Is there a land claim system on the server?

No, there is no land claim system on the server, allowing for players to raid and be raided. However, due to the size of the city, finding your base may be challenging.

3. Are there any unique features on the server?

Yes, the server includes Minecraft Comes Alive, guns, cars, planes, playable music instruments, customizable paintings, and a new weather system with tornados.

MuahCraft Minecraft Server

creepy, dark humor, Diabolical, eerie, evil chuckle, evil laugh, Laughter, MALEVOLENT, Malicious, maniacal, Menacing, Minecraft, muahahah, MuahCraft, OMINOUS, Server, Sinister, sinister grin, sinister laugh, spooky, Twisted, Villain, Wicked

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8269
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against evil zombie villagers, or compete in epic parkour races where the finish line is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of infinite power that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies! So come on, join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Muahahah!

The Daily Yomawari Sensei’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, Daily, Daily Yomawari Sensei, drug abuse, high school teacher, Minecraft, night patrol, Second Generation, self-mutilation, Senseis, smp, Yokohama City, yomawari, youth issues

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8363
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Towns Built:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on this wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of high school drama and teenage shenanigans in Yokohama City.

Ever wanted to witness self-mutilating zombies or drug-abusing creepers? Well, look no further because our server has it all! Join our night patrol as we try to survive and thrive in this chaotic world filled with rebellious youth and unexpected twists.

Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventures and insane stories that await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into the madness!

NoBFWeeklyFeastFOMO

Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, communication styles, compromise, discomfort, family dynamics, family time, family traditions, INDEPENDENCE, introversion, introverted, NoBFWeeklyFeastFOMO, Personal preferences, personal space, quality time, relationships, social anxiety, UNCOMFORTABLE, Understanding, weekly meals

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5700
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family time is mandatory! Join us for our weekly family meals with your in-game family members and bond over virtual food. Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you prefer ordering online for pick up in real life – as long as you show up in-game!

Our server is perfect for introverts who prefer pixelated interactions over real-life socializing. Embrace your independence while still participating in our family gatherings – after all, who needs real family when you have a Minecraft family?

Don’t be like OP and skip out on our weekly meals – join us for a fun and quirky experience that will leave you questioning if you’ve ever truly grown up. So come on, log on, and let’s build some memories together (literally)!

CraftyRiches Minecraft SMP

costly items, costly possessions, CraftyRiches, expensive acquisitions, expensive assets, expensive belongings, extravagant goods, extravagant items, extravagant possessions, high-end items, high-end purchases, luxury goods, Luxury items, luxury possessions, luxury purchases, Minecraft, most expensive item, smp, valuable acquisitions, valuable assets, valuable belongings, valuable items, valuable possessions

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6328
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
New Chunks Explored:	775364	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Crops Grown:	1384	Magic Items Found:	8548
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	317
Runes Activated:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	25

Are you tired of being a peasant in the world of Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to flex your virtual wealth! We have players who own diamond armor made from the tears of Ender Dragons and houses made entirely out of enchanted golden apples.

Join us and become a part of our wacky community where the most expensive thing you own is not just a diamond pickaxe, but a diamond pickaxe with the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep! Who needs real-life riches when you can have virtual extravagance beyond your wildest dreams? So come on, join us and show off your bling in a world where the sky’s the limit (literally, we have sky bases made of emerald blocks)!

CraftingNightmare: WorstJobEver

bad job experience, CraftingNightmare, job disappointment, job dissatisfaction, job frustration, job stress, terrible work experience, unpleasant work tasks, worst job, worst job boss, worst job conditions, worst job duties, worst job ever, worst job experience, worst job hours, worst job interview, worst job pay, worst job stories, worst work environment, WorstJobEver

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6104
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magic Items Found:	7908	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Have you ever had a job so bad that you’d rather mine for diamonds in the Nether? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the horrors of the real world!

Join us and leave behind all your boring jobs like cleaning up zombie pigmen poop or dealing with unruly creepers at the office. Our server is a virtual paradise where the only job you’ll have is building epic structures and battling dragons with your friends.

Say goodbye to your boss breathing down your neck and hello to the freedom of endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living your best blocky life!