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CoupCraft: Bolivia’s Bane

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8507
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	889577	Holy Grails Found:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a coup attempt but in Minecraft, ya know? we got this former army general dude who’s all like “i’m gonna take over this server” but then he gets arrested by Bolivia or whatever. it’s wild, man. come join us and see if you can overthrow the government or something, lol. plus, we have like, the best pixel art of llamas you’ve ever seen. seriously, it’s worth it just for that. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

JunkFoodCraft Minecraft Server

4 days, addiction, Bender, Binge, cravings, Excessive, guilty pleasure, indulgence, Junk Food, JunkFoodCraft, late night, Minecraft, overindulgence, Pleasure, porn, regret, sedentary, self-control, self-destructive, Server, temptation, tfw, Unhealthy

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3998
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because on our server, you can live out your wildest dreams! Join us and experience the thrill of fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot stick, or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the middle of a lava pit.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Diamond Pig,” a pig so rare and precious that it’s rumored to grant wishes to those who find it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the bouncers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Just be sure to stock up on snacks and tissues because you never know when you’ll find yourself on a 4-day porn and junk food bender.

PrincessPestControl

animal attraction, animal companions, animated films, bug friends, bugs, cute animals, Disney characters, Disney magic, disney princesses, enchanted animals, fairy tale creatures, fairy tales, insect attraction, insect friends, magical creatures, magical princesses, princess fashion, Princesses, PrincessPestControl, spider companions, Spiders

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4752
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Mines Excavated:	2217
Dragon Eggs Found:	5556	Dragon Scales Harvested:	228
Towns Built:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

join dis server if u wanna see disney princesses fightin off bugs n spiders like a boss. u betta be ready for sum epic battles and magical moments. come join da fun and see who comes out on top – will it be cinderella or the creepy crawlies? only one way to find out, join now!

TipsyCraft: Age Defying Adventures

accelerated aging, addiction, Adventures, age, alcohol abuse, alcohol dependence, alcoholism, biological aging, cellular aging, chronic disease, Defying, DNA methylation, epigenetic markers, gene expression, health, histone modification, intervention, mental health, Recovery, Rehabilitation, research, substance abuse, TipsyCraft, treatment program

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2823
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	458
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Evil Twin Fights:	1

come join our minecraft server, where we got all the booze you could ever want! get ready to age like a fine wine as you drink your way through our virtual world. our players have found that after just three weeks of our treatment program, they start to reverse the aging process. forget botox, just grab a beer and join us for a wild ride!

Mungo Mania

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP Survival Multiplayer Hardcore Player vs Player Spawners Health Rewards Kill Lifesteal Shard High-stakes Encounter Resource Precious Double-edged sword Environment Defeat Players Buying, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9991
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	380	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

MungoMania is not just any Minecraft server; it’s a lifesteal server. In this high-stakes environment, your health is your most precious resource. When you defeat another player, you steal their life, adding it to your own. But beware—every encounter is a double-edged sword. One wrong move, and you could find yourself on the losing end, watching helplessly as your hard-earned health slips away. The server also rewards players for kills, giving 100 shard per kill that can be later used for buying spawners

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CosplayCraft Minecraft Server

character cosplay, character costume ideas, Clive Rosfield, Clive Rosfield cosplay, COSPLAY, cosplay ideas., cosplay inspiration, cosplay suggestions, cosplaycraft, fantasy cosplay, FF characters, Final Fantasy, Final Fantasy characters, Final Fantasy cosplay, gaming characters, gaming cosplay, Minecraft, Noctis, Noctis cosplay, RPG cosplay, Server, video games

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8122
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	39	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Clive Rosfield and Noctis have joined forces to create a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha!

Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of dragons, battle evil unicorns, and build a house made entirely out of cake. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But wait, there’s more! Every player who joins gets their own personal pet zombie that will do their bidding. Need someone to mine for you? Your zombie will do it with a smile (or at least a toothy grin)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken… then you might regret it a little).

Puppy Love Minecraft Server

adult content, animal roleplay, Anthropomorphic, CFD, Club of fuckable Dogs, Dog Boys, dog girls, drawfags, Erotica, FANTASY, fetish, Furry, Intersex dogs, Kinky, love, Minecraft, NERDY edition, NSFW, puppy, Roleplay, Server, taboo, writerfags

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4977
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Star Shards Collected:	220	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where all writerfags and drawfags are welcome! But wait, there’s a twist – this is the “NERDY” edition! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret…we have a secret underground society of fuckable Dogs. That’s right, you heard me. Post your favorite Dog girls, Dog Boys, and even Intersex dogs. But hold up, there’s a catch – no Feral allowed! And just to add a little spice, we have a strict rule that white women are not allowed. So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild with our furry friends. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else!

TripSucksMC Server

appreciation, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Concert, Disappointment, emotional, feeling neglected, feeling unheard, feeling unimportant, Frustration, Gratitude, inconsiderate, INVISIBLE, picky eater, quality time, relationship, selfish, Server, Surprise, TripSucksMC, Understanding

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5299
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Ores Mined:	4148
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Void Gems Collected:	34	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	702	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Are you tired of feeling invisible in your relationship? Join our Minecraft server and become the star of the show! We promise not to ignore your needs like this boyfriend did. In fact, we’ll go above and beyond to make sure you feel special and appreciated. Plus, our in-game shopping center is to die for – way better than any Asian food joint. So come on over and let us show you the love and attention you deserve!

SaverMenuSassCraft

ANNOYED, celebration, celebration dinner, Communication, Date night, DATING, Disappointment, Expectations, fancy restaurant, fine dining, Gratitude, high paid job, limited options, luxury dining., mid 6 figures, pre-ordered, saver menu, SaverMenuSassCraft, taster of the High life, ungrateful

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4108
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Animals Bred:	138
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will treat you like royalty? Look no further than our server, where we promise to take you to the fanciest virtual restaurants to celebrate your achievements! Our server owner claims to have a virtual high-paying job, so you know you’ll be dining in style.

But beware, our owner may surprise you with a pre-ordered saver menu, offering only two virtual dinner options and desserts for a reduced price. Will you be able to handle the disappointment of not being able to order what you want in our virtual fancy restaurant?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of being told you’re ungrateful for not appreciating a virtual “taster of the High life”! Who needs real-life fancy restaurants when you can have this level of drama in Minecraft? Join us now and let the virtual feasts begin!

CraftyManPleasers

Affection, appreciation, care, Communication, Companionship, consideration, CraftyManPleasers, EASY, emotional connection, Gestures, Intimacy, Kindness, love, man, non-sexual, please, relationship, Respect, Support, thoughtful, Understanding

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1454
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ores Mined:	6483
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	29

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the most outrageous ways possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right – pigs as your trusty steeds! But be careful, those chickens may look cute, but they’re out for blood (and feathers)!

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs? Dance the night away while avoiding explosive beats – literally!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our legendary boss mob, the Enderdragon, who just so happens to be a master chef in his spare time. Rumor has it his fire breath makes for a killer BBQ!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but isn’t that what makes it all the more fun?

PanaCraft Papers: Acquitted & Free

acquits, acquitted, Corruption, Court, financial secrecy, fraud, free, International, investigation, Justice, Legal, Legal System, loophole, money laundering, offshore accounts, PanaCraft, panama, Panama Papers, papers, people, scandal, tax evasion, white collar crime

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8347
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

so, like, this server is like the Panama Papers but in Minecraft form, ya know? join us and you can be one of the 28 people who got acquitted in the Panama court, but in a blocky world! build your own secret offshore bank accounts and hide all your diamonds in hidden chests. who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama in this server? come join us and experience the thrill of being involved in a scandal without any real-life consequences. trust us, it’s way more fun this way.