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ProvokedCraft
so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that was so lit it could make north korea attack us? well, u found it! our server is so epic that even former military intelligence commanders are tryna take us down. join us and be part of the chaos, maybe u can even start a war with a creeper or something. come on, u know u wanna be part of this madness! -
Heem Love Edition Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the SMP for you! Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our diamond ore is actually made of chocolate, so you can satisfy your sweet tooth while mining for resources.But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing pigs who throw the most epic raves you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where all the mobs are actually llamas in disguise.
So why wait? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of craziness and fun!
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BBCNewsAnchorMCServer
So, like, imagine this, right? This Minecraft server is like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. We got this former BBC news dude, right, and he’s like, totally obsessed with indecent images of children on his phone. But get this, he only got a suspended sentence! Like, what even is that? Anyway, come join our server for some crazy adventures and maybe you’ll even find some scandalous secrets along the way. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride! -
QinGangGoneBookwormCraft
come join our minecraft server where the foreign minister of china got demoted to a low-level publishing job! imagine playing with a former wolf warrior diplomat who had a meteoric rise and an even faster fall from grace. now he’s just chilling, taking a salary at a beijing state-run bookseller. who wouldn’t want to play on a server with such a legendary character? join now for some epic adventures and maybe even some diplomatic drama! -
BlockBusters Minecraft Server
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you never knew you needed!Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Build your own castle made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks and watch it rain down chaos on your enemies. And don’t forget to ride on the backs of flying pigs as you soar through the skies in search of hidden treasure!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power in the game!
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
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NaziCraft Server: 99YearOldSecretary
So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server run by a 99-year-old former Nazi concentration camp secretary? Yeah, we didn’t think so either. But wait, there’s more! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft in a time machine back to World War II. Build your own secret bunker, hide from the enemy players, and try not to get caught by the secret police (aka the mods). Plus, every time you log in, you get a free swastika skin for your character. Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience…or a court date. -
QuitCraft: Day One Disaster
Are you tired of the same old boring job that makes you want to pull your hair out? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from reality!Picture this: you’re at work, staring at your computer screen, when suddenly a creeper explodes right in your boss’s office! Chaos ensues as zombies start taking over the break room and skeletons are holding meetings in the conference room.
But don’t worry, because on our server, you can join forces with other players to fight off the evil mobs and save the office from destruction. Plus, who needs a boring job when you can become a master builder and create your own virtual empire?
So say goodbye to that soul-sucking job and join our Minecraft server today for a wild adventure like no other! Who needs a paycheck when you can have diamonds and enchanted gear instead?
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ChubbyCraft: Meat & Booze Edition
Yo, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s so lit, it’s like a party in your computer! Join us and escape from the rising obesity-related cancer rates in China! We promise our virtual world is free from all that unhealthy stuff. Plus, we have a secret potion that makes you immune to Westernized lifestyle influences like meat and alcohol. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server. It’s like a virtual paradise where you can build, explore, and have a blast without worrying about cancer rates or any of that boring real life stuff. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s get this party started! -
BritCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you spawn in and are immediately greeted by a friendly llama wearing a top hat. Why, you ask? Because on our server, llamas are the rulers and they demand to be treated like royalty!But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Tea Temple, where players can sip on the finest virtual tea while battling it out in epic PvP matches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Cup of Infinite Tea, rumored to grant wishes to those who drink from it (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Cookie Caves, where players can mine for delicious cookies instead of boring old diamonds. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a ride on the Flying Pig Express, a magical rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the skies.
So why wait? Join our server today for a tea-riffic time filled with llamas, cookies, and flying pigs! It’s an experience you won’t find anywhere else.
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Minecraft SMP: /Heem/ Havoc
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other!Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the server! These chickens are no ordinary poultry – they have enchanted armor and weapons that will put up a fight like you’ve never seen before.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the DJ zombie who likes to drop some killer beats (literally)!
And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a rollercoaster made entirely of lava! It’s a wild ride that will have you screaming with excitement (or terror).
So come join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it!