Former MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

ProvokedCraft

military intelligence, Plans, Military, provoke attack, intelligence

so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that was so lit it could make north korea attack us? well, u found it! our server is so epic that even former military intelligence commanders are tryna take us down. join us and be part of the chaos, maybe u can even start a war with a creeper or something. come on, u know u wanna be part of this madness!

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Heem Love Edition Minecraft SMP

Love Edition, former, romance, smp, self love

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the SMP for you! Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our diamond ore is actually made of chocolate, so you can satisfy your sweet tooth while mining for resources.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing pigs who throw the most epic raves you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where all the mobs are actually llamas in disguise.

So why wait? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of craziness and fun!

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BBCNewsAnchorMCServer

child pornography, legal consequences, BBCNewsAnchorMCServer, former, BBC

So, like, imagine this, right? This Minecraft server is like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. We got this former BBC news dude, right, and he’s like, totally obsessed with indecent images of children on his phone. But get this, he only got a suspended sentence! Like, what even is that? Anyway, come join our server for some crazy adventures and maybe you’ll even find some scandalous secrets along the way. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

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QinGangGoneBookwormCraft

disappeared, low level, fall from grace, Beijing, meteoric rise

come join our minecraft server where the foreign minister of china got demoted to a low-level publishing job! imagine playing with a former wolf warrior diplomat who had a meteoric rise and an even faster fall from grace. now he’s just chilling, taking a salary at a beijing state-run bookseller. who wouldn’t want to play on a server with such a legendary character? join now for some epic adventures and maybe even some diplomatic drama!

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BlockBusters Minecraft Server

former, critique, Minecraft, offensive, mid art

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you never knew you needed!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Build your own castle made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks and watch it rain down chaos on your enemies. And don’t forget to ride on the backs of flying pigs as you soar through the skies in search of hidden treasure!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power in the game!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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NaziCraft Server: 99YearOldSecretary

Legal, germany, War Crimes, 99-year-old, Holocaust

So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server run by a 99-year-old former Nazi concentration camp secretary? Yeah, we didn’t think so either. But wait, there’s more! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft in a time machine back to World War II. Build your own secret bunker, hide from the enemy players, and try not to get caught by the secret police (aka the mods). Plus, every time you log in, you get a free swastika skin for your character. Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience…or a court date.

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Is vr worth it just for productivity tasks? Minecraft SMP

remote work, productivity, virtual environment, collaboration, Benefits

Are you tired of boring old productivity tasks in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of productivity… in a virtual world! Need to write a report? Just build a giant tower out of blocks instead! Need to organize your schedule? Just create a redstone contraption to do it for you! The possibilities are endless in our wacky and wild server. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a productivity coach in disguise, ready to help you conquer your to-do list once and for all. So why wait? Join now and start getting stuff done… in the most ridiculous way possible!

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RegretCraft SMP: OofMomentz

lessons learned, living with regret, wishing I had done things differently, looking back, biggest regret

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to regret anything again! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. We have diamond blocks growing on trees, creepers that give you hugs instead of exploding, and villagers that will trade you enchanted golden apples for dirt. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the craziest Minecraft community ever!

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Crafty Catchphrase

Mantra, go-to saying, habitual catchphrase, Cliche, familiar expression

Are you tired of being a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate noob-friendly paradise! We have diamond armor raining from the sky, creepers that give you hugs instead of exploding, and a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited cake (seriously, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with cake). Join us and become the reigning champion of all things blocky and pixelated!

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Pixel Taliban: No Living Pics

Taliban, religious extremism, media control, Censorship, Pics

Yo yo yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, the Afghan Taliban decided to ban all images of living things. Can you believe that? But fear not, on our server, you can build whatever the heck you want, whether it’s a giant statue of a dancing llama or a pixelated portrait of your pet rock. Join us now and let your creativity run wild! Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get this party started!

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