lol come join dis crazy minecraft server where shadows don’t exist unless you got somethin’ to cast it on! we got unicorns flyin’ around and creepers doin’ the cha-cha slide.
if you join dis server, you’ll unlock the secret of how to ride a pig into battle against a dragon while wearin’ a tutu made of diamonds.
we got a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to thriller every night. and if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named larry.
so come on over and join da fun, cuz on dis server, anythin’ is possible, even flyin’ pigs and dancin’ skeletons.
