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| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 9704 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 40 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4224 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
so, like, u wanna play on this epic minecraft server? well u should cuz it’s, like, totally lit, bro. we got, like, flying pigs and dancing llamas and, like, a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds.
oh, and get this, one time this player found a magical portal that led them to a land filled with talking chickens who could recite Shakespeare. it was, like, so random and hilarious, dude.
and, like, the best part is that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest and funniest players. so, if u wanna join, u gotta be, like, super awesome and have a great sense of humor.
so, come on and join us on this wacky and wild minecraft server. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro!
