BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! DO YOU HATE FORKS? DO YOU HATE SOUP TAKING FOREVER TO EAT? DO YOU HATE LOSING MILK WITH EVERY BITE OF CEREAL? THEN COME JOIN US, WHERE FORKS ARE BANNED AND SOUP EATS LIKE A DREAM!
JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH SPOONS AND LAUGHTER, WHERE THE ONLY RULE IS TO HAVE FUN! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS CRAZY ADVENTURE, JOIN NOW!
A fresh server looking for new players!
We are a Towny economy based server with a small community of friendly players. Arenas, dungeons, PvP and more! The server is in its infancy, so please bare with us while we develop!
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| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Border Expansion | Expanded border to 5K x 5K, with plans for further expansion to 10K x 10K. |
| Community Events | Participate in various events such as weekly lotteries, Buildathons, and end fights. |
| Semi-Vanilla SMP | Experience pure Minecraft gameplay with essential plugins for server performance. |
| No Donations Needed | Server sustains itself without player donations, allowing for a pressure-free gaming experience. |
| Whitelisted Security | Safe environment for mature players (18+) with a focus on camaraderie and trust. |
| Dynmap Navigation | Effortlessly navigate with detailed markers using signs on the Dynmap to uncover hidden treasures. |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server open to all players? | No, the server is whitelisted and only accessible to mature players aged 18 and above. |
| Are donations required to play on the server? | No, donations are not needed to play on the server as it sustains itself without financial contributions from players. |
| How can I join the server? | Visit our Discord server (linked above) to explore plugins, connect with the community, and apply for access to start your adventure. |
| What kind of events can players participate in? | Players can join weekly lotteries, engage in Buildathons, and gear up for thrilling end fights to showcase their creativity and skills. |
Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, insane parkour challenges that will make your palms sweat, and secret treasure hunts that will have you digging for diamonds like a madman. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who once built a castle made entirely out of TNT. Will you be brave enough to uncover the truth behind this mysterious legend?
So what are you waiting for? Leave behind your lonely single-player world and come join us on our server for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a black girl or two. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into with us!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to. And rumor has it, Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens riding on the backs of baby zombies. They roam the land causing havoc and chaos wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their reign of terror? The choice is yours.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into Notch himself, sipping on a potion of invisibility and plotting his next big update. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a blizzard hits and your flight gets canceled. But fear not, because on our server, anything is possible! You can still join in on the fun and build your way to victory.
And if you’re in need of some extra cash, don’t worry – we’ve got fundraisers galore! Raise money for your in-game expenses and maybe even help out a younger sibling in need. Just be careful not to accuse anyone of stealing, or you might find yourself in a heated argument over virtual currency.
So come on down to our server and let loose with a community that’s as crazy as you are. Who needs family drama when you’ve got Minecraft? Join us today and let the fun begin!
Join us for the ultimate adventure where you can build your own empire, battle epic bosses, and maybe even find a secret treasure hidden deep underground. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret society of llamas plotting to take over the server. Are you brave enough to join the fight?
So forget about posting pictures of your boring vacations, come join our Minecraft SMP and show off your epic builds and crazy adventures. Who needs a passport when you can have a diamond sword?
Join us for epic battles against giant spiders that are so big, they could wrap you up in their webs and use you as a toothpick. Or how about taking on a massive zombie that’s so tall, it can reach the clouds and rain down brains on unsuspecting players?
But the real fun begins when you come face to face with a colossal Ender Dragon that’s so huge, it could swallow you whole in one gulp. Don’t worry though, we’ve equipped our players with jetpacks and laser guns to take down these monstrous foes.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s larger than life, come join us for a wild ride of absurdity and chaos. Just be sure to watch your step – you never know when a giant chicken might come stomping through the landscape!
