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BagCraft: Designer Drama

affordability, BagCraft, bills, birthday gift, clothes shopping, DAUGHTER, Designer, designer bag, different budgets, Drama, Jealousy, life stages, luxury, matching bags, mini me, MONEY, parenting, playdate group, Purse, Show off, social dynamics, UNFAIR

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6230
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Farms Harvested:	692
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Buildings Constructed:	24
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Hey there, looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as a block of dirt? Well, look no further than our server, where we guarantee a purse-free gaming experience!

Join us and escape the real world where matching crossbody bags cause chaos and tears. Our server is a place where kids can’t tell the difference between a designer bag and a pixelated block – because who needs expensive accessories when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor?

Forget about budget differences and purse envy, on our server, the only thing you’ll be showing off is your epic builds and redstone contraptions. So come join us and leave the purse drama behind – because in the world of Minecraft, the only thing that matters is having a creeper-free day!

ParentalLiesMC SMP

childhood tales, family folklore, family history, family legends, Family secrets, incredible tales, parental adventures, parental exaggerations, parental memories, parental myths, parental storytelling, ParentalLiesMC, parents, smp, tall tales, unbelievable anecdotes, unbelievable experiences, unbelievable memories, unbelievable narratives, unbelievable recollections, unbelievable revelations, unbelievable stories

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8567
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for a chance to uncover the most unbelievable stories your parents never told you about themselves. From secret double lives as ninja villagers to epic battles with Ender Dragons in their spare time, you’ll never look at your parents the same way again.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a bacon-eating contest. Will you be brave enough to take on this porky powerhouse?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, the truth is stranger than fiction, especially when it comes to your parents!

Ugly2Hunky: The Glow Up Server

attractive, attractiveness journey, beauty, beauty standards, Before and after, body image, Confidence, GLOW, inner beauty, outer beauty, Perception, personal growth, physical appearance, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, self-confidence, self-perception, Server, societal standards, transformation, Ugly2Hunky, Unattractive

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	654
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Dimension Hops:	13

Are you tired of being a blocky, pixelated mess in Minecraft? Well, join our server and watch as your character transforms from a square-faced disaster to a pixelated supermodel! Our server is filled with potions of beauty that will make you the envy of all the other players.

Not only will you look amazing, but you’ll also gain special abilities like the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep or shoot glitter bombs at your enemies. And don’t worry about creepers blowing up your new look – we have a team of fashionable armor designers who will make sure you’re always on trend and protected.

So come join us and experience the biggest impact of all – becoming the hottest player in Minecraft history!

BankBuster Minecraft Server

BankBuster, Banking, Central Bank of Iran, Computer System, Cyber Security, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cyberattack, data breach, digital attack, financial institutions, financial sector, HACKING, Information Security, iran, malware, Minecraft, Paralyzed, ransomware, Report, security breach, Server, Technology

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9011
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Void Gems Collected:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Star Shards Collected:	120	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	New Chunks Explored:	960597
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

so, like, there was this massive cyberattack on the Central Bank of Iran, right? and, like, their computer system got totally paralyzed, like a deer in headlights, dude. but, like, guess what? our Minecraft server is so lit that even hackers wanna join in on the fun!

join us and be part of the most epic cyber battle ever, where you can unleash your inner hacker skills and take down virtual banks like a boss. who needs real money when you can just mine for diamonds and emeralds, amirite?

come join us and show those cyber attackers who’s boss in the virtual world. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s hack our way to victory!

MouseCraftSurvivor

Agreement, contract, court case, Disney, Entertainment, fine print, lawsuit, lawsuit settlement, Legal, legal action, legal consequences, legal dispute, legal implications, legal responsibility, legal rights, MouseCraftSurvivor, Streaming Service, terms of service, Tragedy, wrongful death

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4375
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24

so like, imagine this, right? you’re chillin on this epic minecraft server, right? and then suddenly, BAM, you’re in a magical disney world. but wait, there’s a twist. you can’t sue disney for anything that happens to you because you agreed to their terms of service.

so like, if you accidentally fall into a pit of lava or get attacked by a creeper, you can’t blame disney. it’s all in the fine print, man. but don’t worry, because the adventures you’ll have on this server will be so wild and crazy that you won’t even care about the legal stuff.

plus, there’s a rumor going around that if you find mickey mouse’s secret hideout, you’ll unlock special powers in the game. like, you’ll be able to fly or shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s totally insane, but totally worth it.

so come join us on this wacky minecraft server and see if you can survive the disney magic. just remember, don’t mess with the mouse.

MineVegasCasinoCraft

addiction, career, Casino, customer service, deterrent, Entertainment, Environment, Experience, gambling, Hospitality, HOURS, Industry, Job, Management, MineVegasCasinoCraft, MONEY, regulations, Risk, SECURITY, Staff, work

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7260
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Magic Items Found:	5820

so, like, imagine this: you log onto this minecraft server and BAM! you’re transported into a wild casino world where you can gamble all you want without losing any real money! it’s like the ultimate anti-gambling experience, man.

plus, there’s this crazy story about a player who won so many diamonds in the casino that they built a diamond castle and now they’re the king of the server. like, how insane is that?

also, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground casino where only the most elite players can access. you gotta prove your worth by winning a bunch of mini-games and puzzles to get in. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft madness, dude.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s not just about building stuff and fighting mobs, come join us and experience the thrill of the casino life without any of the real-life consequences. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro!

Untamed Wilds

Challenging, collaboration, Competition, cunning mobs, Custom Biomes, danger, dark nights, dynamic weather, environment threats, hostile mobs, lone wolf, MCMMO, PvP-enabled zones, rugged terrains, Sanctuary, scarce resources, Survival, team-up, Thrive, Unpredictable, Untamed wilderness

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2005
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	206	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	245
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Holy Grails Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	12

Untamed Wilds is a challenging survival Minecraft server that plunges you into a vast, unpredictable world where every choice counts. While it’s not hardcore mode, the server amplifies the survival experience with rugged terrains, scarce resources, and dynamic weather that can change your fate in an instant.

Explore custom biomes teeming with life and danger, from dense forests to arid deserts, each with its own set of challenges and secrets. Hostile mobs are more cunning, and the nights are darker and more perilous, making every shelter a sanctuary.

The server encourages both collaboration and competition. You can team up with other players to thrive in this untamed wilderness, or you can choose the lone wolf path, fending off threats from both the environment and other players in PvP-enabled zones. The choice is yours, but in the Untamed Wilds, survival is never guaranteed.

Will you master the wilds, or will they master you?

Untamedwilds.modded.fun

PhilCraft

Adventure, Builder, Challenges, Community Events, Crates, Cross-Play, Custom crate system, Discord, epic adventures, Faction, Faction Wars, Factions, friendly community, gaming experience, minecraft server, PhilCraft, Prizes, thrilling events, Towns, Towny, unforgettable, warrior

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2345
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Emeralds Found:	9142
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Love Letters Sent:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Welcome to PhilCraft Embark on epic adventures in PhilCraft, your ultimate Minecraft server

Features: – Towny and Faction: Build thriving towns or dominate in faction wars. Whether you’re a builder or a warrior, there’s a place for you – Exciting Crates: Unlock unique items and rewards with our custom crate system – Community Events: Join thrilling events and challenges to win amazing prizes – Friendly Community: Enjoy a welcoming community ready to make your gaming experience unforgettable Join Us Today Discord: https://discord.gg/UFwzCCMc Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. PhilCraft awaits

147.28.175.139:2662

CraftyTrump Minecraft Server

anti-capitalism, ANTI-DISCRIMINATION, Anti-establishment, anti-government, Anti-Harris, anti-immigration, Anti-Inequality, Anti-Politics, anti-Trump, CraftyTrump, Fuck Capitalism, Fuck Harris, Fuck Immigration, Fuck Trump, government criticism, Minecraft, political activism, political discontent, political dissent, protest movement, resistance movement, Server, social justice

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5725
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Buildings Constructed:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	15
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want a place where you can let loose and have a good time without any restrictions? Look no further than our server! We don’t just allow swearing, we encourage it! Want to build a giant middle finger to Trump? Go for it! Want to create a statue of Harris getting hit by a llama? Be our guest! And don’t even get us started on capitalism – we’ve banned it completely on our server. Immigration? Who needs it when you can teleport wherever you want! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem – just leave your political correctness at the door.

HungryGamers Minecraft SMP

Arena, book series, Competition, District 12, dystopian, fight to the death, HG, Hunger Games, HungryGamers, Katniss Everdeen, location, majula, Minecraft, Mockingjay, movie adaptation, Peeta Mellark, President Snow, Rebellion, smp, Survival, Suzanne Collins, Thread, Tribute

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8867
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Love Letters Sent:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP set in the mystical land of Majula! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and plenty of shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons. Rumor has it that the base is guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who love to dance to disco music.

But that’s not all! We also have a floating island where players can ride on giant chickens and race each other to see who can collect the most golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and cows can juggle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP in Majula and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world.