BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! DO YOU HATE FORKS? DO YOU HATE SOUP TAKING FOREVER TO EAT? DO YOU HATE LOSING MILK WITH EVERY BITE OF CEREAL? THEN COME JOIN US, WHERE FORKS ARE BANNED AND SOUP EATS LIKE A DREAM!
JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH SPOONS AND LAUGHTER, WHERE THE ONLY RULE IS TO HAVE FUN! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS CRAZY ADVENTURE, JOIN NOW!
JOIN US FOR EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY ADVENTURES, LIKE WHEN OBAMA AND MEDVEDEV TEAMED UP TO FIGHT OFF A HOARD OF SKELETONS!
WE GOT DIAMONDS AND GOLD GALORE, JUST LIKE THE TREASURES HIDDEN IN THE KREMLIN!
SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN, WHERE POLITICS AND MINECRAFT COLLIDE IN THE MOST HILARIOUS WAY POSSIBLE!
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| WestWood is the ultimate competitive factions experience! Build your empire, raid enemies, and dominate the battlefield. Fight for control over King of the Hill (KotH), conquer Raiding Outposts, and prove your strength in intense PvP battles! |
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| IP: Westwood.cloud Discord: Join Here! |
🔥 Are you ready for war?
| Question | Answer |
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| What is the IP address of the server? | The IP address is Westwood.cloud |
| How can I join the Discord server? | You can join the Discord server by clicking on the provided link: Join Here! |
| What are some of the features of the server? | The server offers classic & competitive factions, daily KotH events, raiding outpost rewards, crates, ranks, and more! |
Our server is like a virtual reiki session, but with more explosions and less judgement. Explore our vast world and let your creativity run wild, without anyone telling you to “just get stronger” or “eat more” (unless you’re talking about in-game food, of course).
Forget about real-life family drama and dive into a world where the only family you have to deal with are the mobs trying to take you down. Build alliances with other players and conquer the virtual universe together.
So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs a boyfriend’s mom acting as a healer when you can have a whole community of players to support you? Plus, our server is 100% astrology-free, guaranteed!
so like, imagine this: you’re chilling in your cozy little minecraft house, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoop down from the sky and start dancing the macarena with you! 🐷🕺🏼
we have the most insane stories to tell on our server – like the time a player built a roller coaster that actually took you to a real-life candy land! 🍭🎢
and don’t even get me started on the secret underground dungeon filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles – it’s like a fancy llama tea party down there! ☕️🎩
join us now and experience the wackiest, wildest, most mind-blowing minecraft server you’ve ever seen! plus, we promise not to steal your non-alcoholic wine or mixed drinks – unless you want us to, of course! 🍷🍹
come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! 🚀🤪 #minecraftmadness #crazycrafting #llamateaparty
| IP Address | play.broomstix.net |
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| Discord Server | Join Discord |
| Online In-game Map | View Map |
Yes, Bedrock and Java players can play together on our server without needing a Java account.
No, griefing is not allowed on the server. We have measures in place to prevent it and ensure a positive playing experience for all.
You can use ProtectionStones to claim land and protect your builds from other players.
We have a main PvP arena, free fly Sundays, and various community events that are regularly scheduled.
Join us if you wanna experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the Minecraft world.
We’ve got crazy events that will make you question your sanity and leave you laughing till you cry.
Trust me, you won’t find a more bizarre and wacky server out there.
So, if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and embrace the bad luck, then come on down and join us!
