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| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 2549 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 246 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 25 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 49 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Animals Bred: | 164 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 8 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
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