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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 3808 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 19 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.