Forget about griefing and PvP, the real challenge here is remembering to put the top back up on your car before you log off. Will you be the one to break the record for the most items stolen due to negligence? Only time will tell!
Join now and experience the thrill of losing $10,000+ worth of in-game items because your spouse can’t remember to close the roof. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, from anger to frustration to pure hilarity. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!
once upon a time, a player found a diamond so big it was the size of their head. they built a castle out of it and lived happily ever after, until a group of evil villagers stole it and used it to power their disco ball. but don’t worry, we defeated the villagers and now the diamond castle is open for all to explore.
if u join dis server, u might even find a secret portal that takes u to a land made entirely out of candy. u can eat ur way through gingerbread houses and marshmallow trees, but be careful of the chocolate lava pits.
so come join us on dis crazy adventure, where the only limit is ur imagination and the only rule is to have fun. oh, and also no griefing cuz that’s just not cool, bro.
So, I (28M) have this buddy, let’s call him Dave (29M), who I’ve been mining with for ages. Dave has this hilarious habit of “forgetting” his diamond pickaxe every single time we go on a mining expedition. It’s been happening consistently for the past six months. I’ve lent him my pickaxe more times than I can count, and it was starting to get on my nerves. He never offers to enchant it or even acknowledges it.
Dave is also the type of guy who brags about his new enchanted armor, fancy potions, and the dungeons he conquers. He’s constantly showing off, yet conveniently forgets his pickaxe when it’s time to mine. Last weekend, a group of us went on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon. Before we left, I noticed Dave had left his pickaxe on the ground in his house. Knowing his history, I grabbed it and put it in my inventory, just in case.
As usual, when we reached the stronghold, Dave started patting his pockets and doing his usual “Oh no, I forgot my pickaxe again!” routine. This time, however, I was prepared. I pulled out his pickaxe and handed it to him with a grin. The rest of our party laughed, thinking it was a funny prank. But Dave’s face turned bright red, and he got really flustered. He started shouting at me, accusing me of embarrassing him on purpose and ruining our quest. It was super awkward, and the Endermen were staring at us.
After a few minutes of heated exchange, Dave blurted out that he’s in debt to the Creeper Mafia and can’t afford to buy new gear. He said he was too embarrassed to tell us and was hoping we’d just keep lending him our stuff. Everyone went silent, and Dave stormed out of the stronghold.
Now, our fellow gamers are split. Some say I was right to call him out because he was taking advantage of me. Others think I was a blockhead for embarrassing him publicly and that I should have talked to him privately.
So, join our Minecraft server for epic adventures, hilarious pranks, and unexpected drama! Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover your friend’s secret debt to the Creeper Mafia too!
and get this, every time you respawn after dying, you come back as a different animal. one time you’re a cow, the next you’re a squid. it’s like a never-ending game of animal roulette.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party that happens every night? you can dance with skeletons and party with zombies. it’s lit, fam.
so come join this server and experience the most insane, wacky, and downright hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the city was built by ancient Minecraft gods who left behind enchanted armor and weapons for those brave enough to explore its depths.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior, armed with the power of the gods and protected by a forcefield stronger than diamond armor!
Haribon Junior High School
Welcome to Haribon – The Best SMP Ever!
Join our Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server for a fun and friendly adventure! Whether you like building, exploring, or redstone stuff, there’s something for you here.
IP: sg2.nebulahost.fun:63506 Discord: discord.gg/aT3YPfpp5z
java.haribonsmp.fun
Anarchy Server Information
Anarchy
Anarchy server, started in March since there are no good Australian Minecraft servers. Join if you’re Australian at anarchyau.org.
AnarchyAu.org
Marthia Nations
From the fall of the Marthian Empire, a new chapter begins for a longtime community…
MARTHIA NATIONS
Big chances are here as the homeland is without a united rule for the first time. New nations are popping up all over, from icy north to sandy south. Will YOU guide the empire back together in the Moonfyre Sea?
THE FUTURE OF WAR
After the Empire crumbled, Marthia’s industries woke up from the competition. Big fleets are being built to guard the coasts. Tanks are changing ground battles, fighter-jets and airships rule the skies, and some are pushing the limits of what’s possible…
Marthia Nations uses Movecraft, with cool craft-types for players to make! With the updated Cannons plugin by Vaan1310 & Intybyte, the seas and skies are war zones, with fights on land needing cannons, treads, swords, and shields.
51.222.134.236:25641
Drowned MC
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where survival is just the start! Our server has cool plugins that make the game more fun. You’ll have a great time in our big and risky world, where only the bravest and best players will make it. With our special plugins, you can play Minecraft in new ways you never knew about.
Our server has tough challenges and obstacles, with awesome rewards for those who beat them. You can show off your skills and achievements with special titles and perks, only for the most loyal players.
Whether you’re a pro at Minecraft or new to the game, you’ll enjoy our server. With our nice and active community, you won’t be alone on your journey. So why wait? Join us now and be part of our awesome adventure!
drownedmc.com
Adenivamc Minecraft Server
Adenivamc offers a boxpvp Minecraft server where you can have a fun time. The server has easy controls, beautiful systems, cheat protection, and bot protection. It is run by FIRST AUTHORITIES and is available 24/7. Enjoy the quality VDS hosting for an uninterrupted gaming experience.
Server Features:
Join Adenivamc today for an epic Minecraft gaming experience!
oyna.adeniva.com
The Vault – Factions, Medieval Dungeons, Fantasy Magic and Boss Weapons!
Join The Vault Factions Server Today! Server IP: 51.81.132.216:25565
THIS MODPACK IS MODDED! CurseForge Download Link: Click here to download
The setup process is easy, but be smart with your choices to survive in this modpack! Play with pals, claim your turf, battle other factions, and have a blast!
The Vault Factions is [OPEN] for pre-launch TESTING phase! Newbies who join The Vault Discord get the ALPHA Rank for joining early! Ask for the rank in the #request-rank channel on Discord!
The Vault Features: Factions Server, Magic, Weapons/Armor/Spells, Bosses and Dungeons, Dark-Souls Combat, Vampires, Werewolves, Cooking, Water and Temperature Needs, Realistic Survival, Rare Loot, Grind To Play Currency, Collectible Gear, Unique Weapons
Test your strength in this thrilling, risky world. Rule as the King or Queen of your new Empire. Battle For Your Life Every Second.
51.81.132.216
EclipseMC
Welcome to Eclipsemc, the server where feelings and plans come together to give you the best time in Minecraft! With a lively group, cool events and special game modes, there’s always something new to find.
Events, money and an awesome group are waiting for you at Eclipsemc. Join now and show off your skills in each mode!
IP: EclipseMC.mcserv.me:25577
Ready for an adventure? Come join us at Eclipsemc!
EclipseMC.mcserv.me:25577
NovaTek Technical SMP
NovaTek is a cool international community of Minecraft players who love the tech stuff and also just chilling out and playing casually.
**Optimized** We make sure everything runs super smooth so you can build all the crazy technical stuff you want, like automatic farms and TNT shenanigans. We’re all about that freedom to do what you want!
**Vanilla+** We’ve added some neat little features to make your game more fun and less grindy. It all fits in so well, you’ll think it’s always been there!
**Friendly** Our community and staff are super nice and mature. Everyone chats and plays together like buddies. We’re always on top of the latest Minecraft updates too!
**Whitelisted** You gotta apply to join, but don’t worry, it’s easy! Just fill out a form and you’ll get an invite to our Discord server. Let’s play together!
Apply [here](https://forms.gle/mnCVCuoKrZMiaBUD8)
mc.playnovatek.net
Luna Pixel Server
Luna Pixel-Semi-RP Vanilla+ without restrictions in the buildings of mechanisms, territories, cities. You can scale and embody your fantasies as much as enough, we will try to provide you with it!
We completely lack such things as privileges or privat. Here you can feel all the beauty of the vanilla minecraft, using the voice chat to communicate with other players.
lunapixel.ru
Hey everyone! DreamLand is a new survival server that’s just starting out. The owner is super excited to have you all join in on the fun! 😄
To connect to the server, just use this IP address: 135.125.123.109:25594
Let’s all come together and have a great time surviving and building in DreamLand! 🌟
135.125.123.109