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GiftedGriefer in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2652
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	141	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Secret Passages Found:	6	Buildings Constructed:	21
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only gift you get is a pat on the back? Well, look no further because our server is the gift that keeps on giving! Join us and receive a virtual pet llama that poops diamonds every time you feed it! That’s right, you’ll be rolling in riches in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken that rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Who needs a genie in a lamp when you have a chicken with magical powers?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Who knows what other bizarre gifts and challenges await you in this crazy world!

CraftyZenLand

calmness, Contentment, CraftyZenLand, Deep Breathing, emotional well being, Gratitude, Happiness, inner peace, joy, meditation, mental clarity, mindfulness, Nature, peaceful surroundings, positive affirmations, Relaxation, self-care, Serenity, soothing music, stress relief, Tranquility

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6173
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Animals Bred:	147	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Imagine a world where the sun shines brighter, the grass is greener, and the pigs fly. Welcome to our Minecraft server, where inner peace and contentment are just a block away!

Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of majestic llamas through fields of diamond ore, or take a dip in our lava-filled hot tubs for the ultimate relaxation experience. Need a break from the chaos of the real world? Come build your dream castle on a cloud made of cotton candy, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. Get your groove on while dodging fireballs and zombie DJs for a night you’ll never forget.

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where peace, contentment, and a whole lot of craziness await you. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring your diamond sword).

CraftyWars: Israeli vs Iran

Armed Forces, CraftyWars, declaration of war, defense strategy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, geopolitical crisis, global security, international relations, iran, Iranian Assault, Israeli, Israeli leaders, Middle East conflict, military conflict, military response, military strike, national defense, nuclear program, political tensions, regional stability, security threat, strategic response

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7669
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Enchantments Applied:	167

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where Israeli leaders are battling a massive Iranian assault… in Minecraft! That’s right, folks, join our server and witness the epic showdown between these two nations, all in blocky, pixelated glory.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you get to witness this intense battle, but you can also join in on the action! Choose your side and fight for victory in the most epic war Minecraft has ever seen. Will you defend Israel from the Iranian invaders, or will you join forces with Iran to crush your enemies? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have custom weapons and armor that will make you feel like a true warrior on the battlefield. From diamond swords to enchanted bows, you’ll have everything you need to dominate your foes and emerge victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of war in Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

PixelPreggoCraft – Obesity Risk-Free!

chemical toxins, childhood health, childhood obesity, clinical risk factors, developmental origins of health and disease, early childhood development, environmental factors, epigenetic changes, epigenome, genetic predisposition, health outcomes, maternal health, metabolic disorders, obesity, obesity prevention, pediatric obesity, Perinatal chemical exposures, perinatal health, PixelPreggoCraft, predicting obesity, prenatal care, public health initiatives, RiskFree

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2637
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Crops Grown:	5131

so, like, if you wanna join dis server, you gonna have a blast, bro. like, we got all da crazy stuff happenin’, like perinatal chemical exposures and the epigenome, whatever that means. but, like, who cares about predictin’ childhood obesity when you can be buildin’ epic stuff in Minecraft, amirite?

join dis server for a wild ride, where the only clinical risk factors you gotta worry about is runnin’ outta diamonds or gettin’ attacked by a creeper. we got crazy stories like how one player built a giant rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or how another player tamed a whole army of wolves to protect their base.

so, if you wanna have a good time and forget about all that scientific mumbo jumbo, come join us on the most epic Minecraft server ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Sanctuary | Meitenes Creative Server! Minecraft server

administrator, architectural, Buildings, Community, Creative, Events, Fabulous, Fantasic, Gaming, ideas, inspiration, landscapes, Meitenes, Minecraft, Rafts, Sanctuary, Server, Spleef, STREAMS, Unique, Videos

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5447
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Buildings Constructed:	25
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27

Welcome to the unique creative world of Sanctuary! ✨

Here you will find two fascinating worlds: a world with rafts for your architectural masterpieces, as well as an open world for creativity among breathtaking landscape.

Also, don’t miss the opportunity to follow streams and new videos our dedicated administrator meitene, who will not only raise Your mood and inspiration will be taken to a new level, but it will also show the most exciting moments in our gaming world.

Create your own unique buildings, embody fabulous landscapes and realize your fantastic ideas on fun events from meitene!

Join the Sanctuary community and realize your the best creative ideas in our Minecraft world! ✨

play.meitene.space

Super Smash Bros. Minecraft Server

2f, 3f, 64, Arena, blu-dev, bros, Fizzi, Game, github, Latency Mod, latency slider, melee, Minecraft, MONEY, netplay, p.., pastebin, Quickplay, rugpull, Server, SMASH, Smash Remix, ssbg, Super, super smash bros, Working

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7182
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mines Excavated:	1458
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Farms Harvested:	669
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Crops Grown:	1377	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all they do is take your money and run off to work on other games? Well, fear not, because our server is run by the infamous rugpull edishFizzi! That’s right, he took your money and now he’s spending his time setting up Netplay for Melee/P+, 64/Smash Remix, and even a latency mod that will blow your mind!

Join us for quickplay-enabled madness, where the only thing more outrageous than our server is the stories we make up to explain why you should join. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride! So come on in and see what all the fuss is about, because on our server, anything goes (except for your money, of course).

Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

ANNOYING, annoying poll, annoying survey, comedy, comedy poll, Entertainment, funny, funny or irritating, funny survey, humor, humor or annoyance, humor poll, humor vs annoyance, humor vs annoyance poll, IRRITATING, Minecraft, opinion, poll, smp, Strawpoll, survey, Vote

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2770
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	588845
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1090

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

NoDadKissesMCServer

Apology, Boundaries, Communication, cultural norms, emotional response, family, family conflict, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, father-daughter bond, forgiveness, generational differences, misunderstanding, NoDadKissesMCServer, overreaction, personal space, physical affection, reconciliation, Respect

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	311
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	2258
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama reaches new heights! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected reactions and over-the-top apologies.

Picture this: you’re peacefully feeding your nephew in-game when suddenly, your virtual dad startles you with a peck on the cheek. But wait, there’s more – he takes your reaction as a personal rejection and gives you the cold shoulder in the game! Can you navigate through the virtual awkwardness and mend fences with your pixelated dad?

But fear not, we have a solution for every virtual family feud. Try out our “Tom Brady Kiss Apology” plugin, where you can humorously diffuse tense situations by referencing famous athletes. Will your dad appreciate the joke, or will he storm off in a virtual huff?

Join us on this Minecraft server for a rollercoaster of emotions, hilarious misunderstandings, and heartwarming resolutions. Who knew family dynamics could be so entertaining in the world of blocks and pixels?

BlockyBlabbermouths

Assertiveness, BlockyBlabbermouths, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, dealing with freeloaders, disrespectful behavior., enabling behavior, family drama, family dynamics, financial boundaries, household expenses, household responsibilities, in-law relationships, phone bill disputes, setting boundaries, sibling conflict, sibling loyalty., standing up for spouse, support for spouse, toxic family dynamics

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6886
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your in-laws? Look no further! Join our server where the only yelling you’ll hear is from excited players battling it out in epic PvP matches!

Tired of freeloaders eating all your food and using up all your resources? On our server, everyone pulls their weight (or pixelated block) and contributes to the community. No more moochers here!

And if you ever need to escape from family drama, our server is the perfect place to unwind and build your own virtual paradise. Say goodbye to real-life stress and hello to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted Minecraft experience. See you in the game!

GutWalkinAway – Minecraft SMP

Breaking Point, Closure, decision, emotional intelligence, GutWalkinAway, healing, Instinct, intuition, letting go, Minecraft, moving on, relationship, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, self-care, self-trust, smp, Trust, trust your gut, walk away

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	746
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Are you tired of mining diamonds alone in the dark? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the drama is juicier than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Picture this: You’re building a cozy little house when suddenly a group of players start a prank war that escalates to epic proportions. TNT cannons, lava traps, and even a herd of angry pigs unleashed in your base – anything goes on our server!

And let’s not forget about the love triangles that form between players, leading to heartbreak and betrayal. One player even built a giant statue of their crush out of diamonds, only to have it blown up by a jealous rival. Drama llama, anyone?

So if you’re ready to trust your gut and walk away from boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite SMP!