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EternalGlitchCraft
join dis server if u wanna avoid dat fate! we got magical teleportation powers dat will save u from eternal entrapment. once, a player got trapped in a block for 100 years until we swooped in and saved them with our epic admin powers. u never know when u might need our help, so join now and never worry about getting stuck in a glitch again! plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow sheep for ur entertainment. come join da fun! -
WishFixer Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from finding a new diamond vein? Well, look no further because our SMP is the answer to all your wishes! Literally.Join our server and you’ll have the power to make one wish to fix any problem you want. Creeper blew up your house? Wish for a giant force field around your base. Zombie apocalypse? Wish for a never-ending supply of diamond swords. The possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can communicate with the dragons and make them do your bidding. Need a ride across the map? Just ask the Ender Dragon Whisperer to send one your way!
So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where wishes come true and dragons are at your beck and call. Who needs reality when you have our insane Minecraft SMP to escape to?
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CraftyVacayLand
Have you ever wanted to vacation in a world made entirely of blocks? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate getaway destination!Picture this: you’re lounging on a beach made of sand blocks, sipping on a potion of invisibility while watching creepers frolic in the ocean. Or maybe you’re exploring a jungle filled with talking parrots and treasure chests full of diamonds.
But wait, it gets even better! Our server has a secret underground city where villagers ride pigs like chariots and the zombies are actually friendly and give out hugs instead of brains.
So why waste your time on boring old vacations when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the trip of a lifetime? Trust us, once you’ve built a roller coaster through a volcano or hosted a llama fashion show, you’ll never want to leave!
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Blood Pressure Buddy
so, like, u know how u always gotta go to the doc to get ur blood pressure checked? well, NOT ANYMORE, my dude! this server has this INSANE new method to measure ur blood pressure without even touching u! like, u can just chill at home, playin Minecraft, and still know if ur blood pressure is good or not.no more waitin in those boring hospital rooms, no more awkward small talk with the doc. just join this server and u can monitor ur blood pressure wherever u are, even in the middle of nowhere! who needs resources when u got this crazy device, amirite?
so come join us and experience the future of vital-sign monitoring. plus, we have epic builds, friendly players, and the best memes around. u won’t wanna miss out on all the fun, trust me!
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CraftopiaNetwork
CraftopiaNetwork – Join us for our grand opening on January 1st, 2025! Seeking builders, testers, developers, admins, mods, and helpers. Shape our OP Prison server’s future with creativity and expertise. Gain early access, community recognition, and make a direct impact. Apply via Discord (https://discord.gg/invite/WgshQmRYeT) to join our passionate team forging the future of Minecraft gaming!
play.craftopianetwork.com
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Bright Beyond
Eternal SMP is a dynamic Minecraft survival multiplayer server where adventures never end! Dive into a rich, immersive world filled with custom biomes, epic quests, and a thriving community. Whether you’re building, exploring, or battling, Eternal SMP offers endless fun and challenges for every player. Join us today!
eternalsmp.secure.pebble.host
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Warped SMP: Where we take Vanilla, add some Bedrock and stir in a dash of chaos! Join our derpy Hermitcraft wannabes today!
Welcome to Warped SMP
About Us
Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. Over the past four years, we’ve built an amazing and dedicated group of players. We have a very friendly and welcoming environment and are always looking for new members, and we would love to have you join us!
The server last reset earlier this year and we have no plans to reset. This was a rare occurrence, we want to give our players time to work on builds and projects without a looming reset. Our top priority is providing a stable environment in the long run, keeping the world running as long as possible before ever considering a reset.
The server just barely updated to 1.21 with lots of new places and things on the map to explore, making it a perfect time to get into the server.
Important Links
Discord Invite Join Here Instagram Account Click Here for Screenshot Gallery Vanilla Experience
We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and seek like-minded players. Our server runs on Fabric, using only quality-of-life datapacks. We avoid using game-changing addons that would break or go beyond vanilla mechanics, such as teleportation or MCMMO. Any modifications to the server are thoroughly discussed and voted on by the community beforehand.
Community
We embrace all playstyles and have a diverse player base. Many players form groups and lasting friendships beyond the server. We deeply encourage community collaboration through frequent group projects, minigames, server-wide events, and more.
Respect
Our community is built on trust and respect, allowing us to have laid back rules and keep drama to a minimum and we ask the same of you.
How To Join
We have a strong, dedicated, and trustworthy community that sets a high standard for new players and applications. We expect you to take your time on your application. If your application doesn’t meet our standards, we will give you a chance to redo it.
Join our discord HERE and apply!
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Cleide’s Creamy Booty Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you the most outrageous and unforgettable gaming experience! Join us and explore a world where anything is possible, including sticking your hand with toothpaste up Cleide’s butt and blowing it up!Our server is filled with crazy adventures, unexpected twists, and hilarious moments that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. From building giant banana houses to riding pigs into battle, there is never a dull moment on our server.
So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the madness! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next? Just remember, anything goes on our server, even if it involves sticking your hand with toothpaste up Cleide’s butt and blowing it up!
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Face Ruiner Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you could ever want!Join us for a wild ride where Margo Robbie is actually a secret Minecraft pro who disguises herself as a noob to troll unsuspecting players. Watch out for her sneaky traps and hilarious pranks as she navigates the world of blocky adventures.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their fluffy revolution?
With epic build battles, ridiculous mini-games, and a community of players who love to goof off and have a good time, our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for anyone looking to escape reality and dive into a world of pure insanity. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin!