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| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 6962 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
| Magic Items Found: | 3736 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
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