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| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 965 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 8 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 389 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
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