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CraftyPredictions2022

2022, anticipation, calling it now, CraftyPredictions2022, forecast, foreseeing, Foresight, Future, guess, Insight, intuition, outlook, prediction, prognostication, Projection, Prophecy, speculation, trend

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6951
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Enchantments Applied:	95	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server of all time? We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Our server is so lit, even the creepers can’t resist busting a move! Join now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community ever. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Abyssal Explorers 1.21.4

1.21.4, 3rd person shooter, abyssal, alien insects, co-op, companion, contested planets, cooperation, Explorers, Galaxy, Helldivers, Helldivers 2, Liberation, Magicka, News, Patch, PlayStation, procedurally generated, PvE, Robots, spread democracy, squad-based, Steam, time limit, Top-down Shooter, Wiki

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9502
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Void Gems Collected:	20
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
New Chunks Explored:	627023	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like HELLDIVERS but in blocky form! Imagine fighting off hordes of alien creepers and robots to spread democracy in the Minecraft universe. Each planet is like a different biome, and you gotta complete objectives before the time runs out – it’s like a race against the clock, man!

And get this, if we work together, we can liberate the entire galaxy in Minecraft! It’s like a team effort, bro, we gotta combine our Minecraft skills to save the day. Plus, there’s a Democracy Space Station and even a Killzone collab – like, what more could you ask for in a Minecraft server?

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into this crazy Minecraft adventure – it’s gonna be blocky madness, bro! Join now and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together!

Speed Test Thread Minecraft SMP

#datamining, Broadband, Country, data, data analysis, discussion, forum, internet, Minecraft, Network, ONLINE, Pacific Northwest, Paying, payment, PNW USA, smp, SPEED, speed test, speed test thread, Technology, test, Thread, Usa

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8770
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Buildings Constructed:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as slow as a turtle stuck in molasses? Well, look no further because our server is so fast, it’ll make your head spin faster than a tornado in a hurricane! Join us and experience the thrill of lightning-speed gameplay that will leave you questioning if you’ve accidentally entered the Matrix.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is located in the mystical land of PNW USA, where unicorns roam free and diamonds grow on trees. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical leprechaun who lives in a mushroom hut. Want to fly like a bird? Done. Want to swim in a pool of lava without getting burned? Easy peasy. Want a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, it’s worth a shot!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

SisterSplit Minecraft Server

age gap, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dungeons & dragons, emotional cheating, family, forgiveness, friendship, Honesty, Intimacy, loyalty, mental health, Minecraft, Polyamory, relationships, Server, SisterSplit, Stability, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5539
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Runes Activated:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s sister and her ex-boyfriend.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets and navigating complicated relationships, all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here in our server?

So come on in and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen – and it usually does!

LavaWatchersMC

anger, Apology, BETRAYAL, burns, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emergency response, emotional distress, Emotional support, Explanation, family dynamics, Fire Accident, friendship, hospitalization, LavaWatchersMC, maternal instinct, misunderstanding, physical injury, self-care, social media drama

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8039
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server for the most intense and fiery gameplay experience ever! Just like the time Dave accidentally set himself on fire while making lunch, things can get pretty heated on our server.

We promise insane moments like when I tackled Dave to put out the flames, or when Jessie just sat there screaming while chaos ensued. And don’t worry, we won’t forget the baby – even though Jessie did in her social media post.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with drama, burns, and questionable decision-making. Who knows, you might even find yourself body slamming your friends in-game! Just remember, no matter what happens, it’s all in good fun on our server.

Sun Probe Adventures

Adventures, Astronomy, closest approach, heliosphere, NASA, Parker Solar Probe, Probe, scientific research, solar atmosphere, solar corona, solar data, solar heat, solar mission, solar radiation, solar science, solar study, solar system, solar technology, solar wind, space exploration, spacecraft, Sun

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	446
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Buildings Constructed:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

yo, dis server be lit like da sun, but not as hot cuz we ain’t tryna melt yo blocky characters. we got space ships flyin’ around like NASA’s Parker Solar Probe, tryna get as close to da sun as possible without burnin’ up. join dis server if you wanna be part of da craziest space adventure in Minecraft history. we got aliens, we got laser guns, we even got a secret moon base where we plan our next attack on da creepers. so come join us and let’s explore da final frontier together, one block at a time. #minecraftmadness #outerspacefun #sunburntbutstillcool

Free Mind Oasis 1.21

avoid caring, Content Creation, fear of judgment, free, intimidated, Mind, Oasis, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-conscious, self-doubt, self-perception, Shy.., social anxiety, Tips

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7392
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dimension Hops:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Ores Mined:	9187	Dragons Tamed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Love Letters Sent:	20

Join our Minecraft server and escape reality with us! We don’t judge, we just build and have fun! Plus, who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who don’t know your cringy past? Let’s all pretend to be pretty together in the pixelated world of Minecraft! Come join us and leave your worries behind!

Why am I supposed to like Minecraft SMP Hitler/ Nazis again?

Adolf Hitler, anti-semitism, authoritarianism, Dictatorship, fascism, Genocide, Hate Speech, Historical revisionism, History, hitler, Holocaust, Minecraft, Nazi Germany, Nazis, political extremism, Propaganda, smp, supposed, totalitarianism, War Crimes, White Supremacy, world war II, Xenophobia

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7158
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1207
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so epic that even Hitler himself would want to join (if he wasn’t, you know, dead). Imagine building a secret underground base with your friends, only to have it invaded by a horde of zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas. Or participating in a massive PvP battle where the only weapons allowed are giant rubber chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of evil llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember, things may get a little weird, but that’s all part of the fun!

ArtilleryCraft Minecraft Server

2025, arms manufacturing, artillery shells, ArtilleryCraft, defense budget, defense capabilities, Defense Commissioner, defense industry, defense news, defense policy, defense procurement, defense strategy, EU, european union, Media, Military, military technology, Minecraft, News, production, SECURITY, Server, weapons

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5490
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	5801	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	New Chunks Explored:	777063
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

lol join our minecraft server cuz we gonna make 2 million artillery shells in 2025. yep, u heard that right. we gonna be the most protected server out there. ain’t no creepers gonna mess with us when we got that kinda firepower. plus, our defense commissioner is a total badass. he once took down a whole army of skeletons with just a wooden sword. true story. so come join us and be part of the most epic defense team in minecraft history. let’s blow stuff up and protect our turf like never before. #artilleryshellpower #minecraftdefensecommissioner #creeperproofserver

PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy

arm Ukraine, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic silence, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, global security, HOLY, humanitarian crisis, Hypocrisy, hypocritical, international relations, military support, peace negotiations, political hypocrisy, pope francis, PopeCraft, religious leader, russian aggression, Russian terror, ukraine conflict, Vatican diplomacy, war-torn country

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	579
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Enchantments Applied:	159
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38

“LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we have Pope Francis as our admin! He may be silent on Russian terror but he’s all about arming Ukraine in the game! Watch out for those creepers, they’re like the Russian terrorists of Minecraft. Join now for a wild ride of epic battles and holy blessings from Pope Francis himself. Let’s get hyped and build the most lit world ever! #PopeFrancisApproved”

Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, comic relief, confusion, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, dumb retard, Enchanted, humor, Icon, inclusion, LGBTQ, Marginalized, media representation, misunderstanding, Quests, Role, satire, social commentary, stereotype, Treatment, Yuri community

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9540
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Void Gems Collected:	33	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!