server IP: ancientRelicsAndDeadBodies.About.minecraft
But wait, there’s more! We have a pet zombie named Larry who loves to dance to disco music and a giant rainbow sheep that farts out glitter. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles we have in the Nether, it’s like a war zone out there!
Plus, we have the most insane pranks that happen all the time, like one time someone replaced all the sheep with llamas wearing sunglasses. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with rare loot and cursed potatoes.
So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
Join us if you want to participate in intense post-autopsy investigations, solve murder mysteries, uncover the truth behind suspicious suicides, and even dabble in a little bit of torture (just kidding…or are we?).
Our community is full of eccentric characters who will keep you on your toes and make sure you never have a dull moment. So come on, join us if you dare! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen in this wild and wacky world.
But that’s not all, our server also has a secret underground pillow fort where players can battle it out in epic pillow wars. The winner gets a crown made out of feathers and bragging rights for being the ultimate pillow warrior.
Join us now and experience the thrill of trying to kill someone with a pillow, only to realize it’s impossible. It’s a whole new level of Minecraft fun that you won’t find anywhere else!
So, like, there was this expedition led by Sir John Franklin back in 1845, right? They were all like, “Let’s find a North-West Passage through the Arctic, it’ll be lit!” But then things got cray cray and they all disappeared, like poof, gone!
Fast forward to now, and we found the remains of those peeps. And get this, they were cannibalized! Whaaat?! But guess what, we used DNA and genealogical evidence to figure out who they were. It’s like a real-life mystery movie, but in Minecraft form!
Join our server and uncover the secrets of the Franklin expedition. Build your own icy empire and maybe even discover hidden treasures. Plus, we have the best virtual cannibalism experience you’ll ever find in a Minecraft server. Don’t miss out, join now!
Forget about your real-life mistakes, because on our server, the only mistake you’ll make is not joining sooner! From building giant statues of Steve riding a chicken to organizing epic llama races, there’s never a dull moment in our wacky world.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even become the legendary player who accidentally built a roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the madness begin!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Sheep King, who rules over his woolly subjects with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can best him in a game of sheep shearing, he will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for, as one player found out the hard way when they wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up buried alive in a mountain of them).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding chickens… they’re everywhere.
Join our server and become the ultimate bomb master. Create chaos, destruction, and mayhem like never before. Trust us, once you start blowing stuff up, you’ll never want to stop. Plus, who needs nuclear bombs when you have our non-nuclear bombs that pack a serious punch?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start causing some explosive mayhem. Just be sure to watch out for creepers, they’ve got nothing on our bombs! Let’s blow stuff up and have a blast together!
Survival World:
– Hard difficulty
The server has its own currency.
The server world is large, free and clean.
There is a private territory on the server. Each player will be able to have a protected area, and if he wants, he will be able to invite friends to his place.
The server has plugins from both its own and third-party developers. We try to choose the optimal set of plugins for an enjoyable game.
The server administration is responsive. He will help, tell, show.
It shouldn’t be boring. After all, sometimes the admin’s soul turns around and goodies fly, showering the first players they meet.
Discord group https://discord.gg/y8yyKNU
VK group https://vk.com/mc_gri
Enjoy the game and don’t forget to support the server)
194.147.90.30
| Established | June 2020 |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Vanilla survival Java server |
| Player Age | 18+ |
| Plugins | Invisible item frames, player heads |
| Player Base | 32% European, 48% North American, 20% other regions |
| Events | Server-wide events, April Fool’s snapshot |
| Server Location | United States |
| Discord | Join our Discord |
Unfortunately, Playhouse SMP is for adults aged 18 and above only.
We are about to start our 6th world together, so we don’t reset the map frequently.
We host various events such as communal farm building, economy setup, and special themed events like the April Fool’s snapshot.
Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious characters, and plenty of naughty surprises around every corner. From giant anime girls that stomp around the map to hidden hot spring locations where you can relax and unwind, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have special events like bikini contests, where players can show off their best pixelated swimwear and compete for fabulous prizes. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can even participate in our “date a creeper” event, where you try to win the heart of everyone’s favorite explosive mob.
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server that’s as outrageous as it is entertaining, come join us today! Who knows what kind of wild and wacky adventures await you in this ecchi anime-inspired world.
Join us and you’ll feel like you’re part of a dysfunctional but lovable family. Our players are like a pack of wild wolves, always ready to have each other’s backs (and steal each other’s diamonds).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that can one-hit kill any mob in the game.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the thrill of being a teammate on our server. Just be prepared for the chaos, the laughter, and the occasional creeper explosion.
On our server, we have a strict “no phone until you’re 11” policy, because we believe in teaching responsibility before giving access to technology. But don’t worry, once you prove yourself with a brick phone, the world (of Minecraft) is your oyster!
Unlike some parents, we believe in monitoring screen time and internet safety. So rest assured, your virtual adventures will be safe and secure on our server. Plus, we have child locks on the internet, because we know how crazy those Endermen can get!
But watch out, because on our server, there’s a rival family who believes in unlimited screen time, social media for all, and no phone checks. It’s like a virtual showdown between responsible parenting and tech freedom!
So join us on our Minecraft server and let’s see who comes out on top in this epic battle of parenting styles! Trust us, it’s going to be block-tastic!